An April Apology

We here at the Minecraft Forum take Minecraft very seriously. We are serious about our community, we are serious about our forum, we are serious about our favorite game. We are seriously sorry for not being more serious on this seriously normal day. To make up for this sub-par attempt at puerile humor, we will immediately make amends with the following changes to the forum:

Sacheverell will only post news about game updates
All sections of the forum will have the prefix "serious" attached, to show our commitment to seriousness
Forum moderators will now have a minimum quota of infractions per day to give out (meaning, they will have to give out infractions to stay above the minimum limit), to demonstrate seriousness
Forum admins will now have a minimum quota of bans per day
The following actions are now infraction-worthy:
- Misspelling words
- Incorrect grammar
- Whimsy
- Fun
- Jokes
- Talking about games other than Minecraft
- Complaining about the new policies
- Making fun of anything
- Embedded videos
- Creating new threads
- Posting in existing threads
- Correct spelling
Cats will no longer be discussed in any section of the forum

We know these changes - which are in line with our vision of the perfect forum - will please 100% of our users. We are committed to making sure every single person is satisfied, and we will not stop changing things around until this goal is met.

Also, enjoy your villagers.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
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I have to know - what is it like to never laugh? XD

It's in human DNA, no one can know what it's like not to laugh. Oh wait, unless you don't have humor

April Fools lol

Oh and also, these are my reactions to your April Fools:

Incorrect grammar: Makes sence yeah.
Whimsy: Wat. o-o
Fun: No D:
Jokes: Jokes are important.
Talking about games other than Minecraft: But, no, no, this cannot be...
Complaining about the new policies: I want to eat a waffle today.
Making fun of anything: I agree this should never happen on the Forums.
Embedded videos: No longer allowed. ):
Creating new threads: But you made a new thread
Posting in existing threads: You posted in an existing thread
Correct spelling: I wish ai culd spel rite onn tha fowrums ughen ):
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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Isn't this what mods already do?

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
...and a passive-aggressive butt-hurt follow-up to a lame april's fool day joke. You guys need to go through some humour training.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
I don't care about the seriousness but
Villagers have taken over!!!!
No wonder my skin looks even more amazing!

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
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...and a passive-aggressive butt-hurt follow-up to a lame april's fool day joke. You guys need to go through some humour training.

What?

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Quote from Sench

...and a passive-aggressive butt-hurt follow-up to a lame april's fool day joke. You guys need to go through some humour training.

Yeah, I guess so.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Pls no infra' pointz 4 me anymor plz.

Please* infraction* points* for* anymore* please*

Am giong to bee banned. Im having so moch funn! Wanna hear a joke?""": Justin Beaver. Have you guys heard of CubeWorld? These policies are sooooo dum, HaVE you Seen how mermaids faART? "the film is an awkward blend of whimsy and moralizing"

I put in all of them besides making a thread.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
I was hoping it was a prank, but they're actually making me enforce all this, so...

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Serious.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
wht des dat dood meen liek wach is mishpellhing omg me gud spllr neh infrackies fer moi boi
(Am I actually gonna get an infraction for this?)
o btw CATZ

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
So we can advertise our companys because I reply to my threads for updates?

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Also, cats. Lots and lots of cats. Cats behind you. Cats everywhere. Cats with rainbows. Baby cats. Kittens. Nyan cats. Devil cats. Minecraft cats. Lego cats. Snow cats. Villager cats. Cat people. Cat aliens. Cat race. Cat water. Cat litter. Cat mobile. Cat plane. Cat cat. Cat dog. Cat doge. Such cate. Face cat. Mustache cat. Grumpy cat.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Where are my infractions?
Cats.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
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Another ridiculous and poor attempt at a joke. April Fools is for little kids, not for gaming companies.

I agree.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Making some April 1st changes-- not super funny, but amusing

Making it so users can't opt out of said joke with a single button press-- annoying

Making a fake apology to make fun of annoyed users-- not funny

Actually it is kinda funny that mojang is making fun of their users, but in the "wow what jerks!" way.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
April foools!!! I remember last year's Minecraft 2.0.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
I LOVE THE VILLAGERS!!!!!!!!!! It's also annoying too....

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
Seriously?

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
This is a total early-April-Fool's Prank.

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Posted Apr 1, 2014
PLEASE Make the sound effects into a downloadable resource pack! I really, really want it!

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