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    posted a message on Devil's Wishes
    I'm sorry, I can't grant that because I don't know anyone by the name of "1337burger"...

    I wish for Halo Reach armor abilities IRL.
    Jetpack...F*** YES.
    Drop shield that heals all wounds of anyone in its dome...YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
    Armor lock which makes you virtually indestructible and creates a shockwave upon deactivation...MMHMM
    Ability to sprint while keeping cool and losing no stamina yourself...YIPPEEE
    Invisibility....PERVS.
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    posted a message on King of the hill
    I say thanks and toss it back in your face and laugh as you dissolve into a puddle of poop.
    Our hill.
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    posted a message on Picture war!

    RIP.
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    posted a message on Would You Rather...
    Slightly hairier body. It's called shaving and, worse comes to worse, modern surgical procedures.

    Would you rather be
    IRL be in the minecraft hell (nether) on hard?
    OR
    be in this living hell:
    ???
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    posted a message on Minecraft is a christian game!
    I first saw that back in the alpha thread. Good times, good times.
    Also, it just occurred to me:
    http://www.minecraft.net/haspaid.jsp?user=KyleG
    Practice what you preach. :Skeleton:
    Anyway guys, stop making a flame war over this. Apparently, he hasn't updated this since the Halloween update, so it's nothing new.
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    posted a message on Picture war!
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    posted a message on Devil's Wishes
    Granted, I die. And you're sad no one's there to craft your sammich. HA.

    I wish for a pork chop half-block to be implemented in minecraft.
    :iapprove:
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    posted a message on Picture war!
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    posted a message on Picture war!
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    posted a message on What should I do with 3,000 cobblestone?
    Smelt it and put it back where you found it.

    Or you can make:

    The Gulag.
    And then fill it with skeleton spawners and storm it.
    Posted in: Survival Mode
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    posted a message on Picture war!
    Only thing better than one ridiculously overpowered weapon is two.
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    posted a message on When you buy beta....
    Quote from lotlat »
    Quote from Bassplaya »
    You get all updates up to and including the final release. Any content after that, you may have to purchase.

    W-WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Probably got ninja'd, but only alpha users get all future updates for free because of an old promise he made to alpha testers.
    Beta users get the finished product and all bugfixes. You'll likely have to pay for new content and stuff though.
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    posted a message on Picture war!

    I electrocute an electric pokemon with an electric weapon.
    Not the brightest idea I've had.
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    posted a message on The world IS flat.
    Quote from Nbord »
    Congratulations, you passed 8th grade math.

    I'm in 7th grade and this offends me.
    Anyway, I love how just yesterday I saw a thread titled "The world IS round."
    With the exact same capitalization and everything, and mindset.
    These forums are so full of win.
    anyway, tis quite bOLD of you to find this innovative NEW technique. So epic. I Salute you, bOLD BRO.
    I have seen several videos of the edge of the minecraft world. The chunks get screwy and you start lagging. Nothing new. Though it has started to look cooler in recent updates.
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    posted a message on Rock - Paper - Scissors, but with a twist.
    You can if you either
    a. starve them
    b. overfeed them
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