This thread is officially full of win. Well except for those butthurts who thankfully stopped. Anyway, this is like my third time using a photo editing program with at least a bit of seriousness.
Whatcha think?
If I'm lazy, or want to practice my trajectory, I just dispatch mobs from afar with a bow and arrow.
Otherwise, I slash them down with a stone sword if I'm just starting off, or whatever's in my hand if I'm in a cave and caught by surprise. I have, on more than one occasion, beat down a spider and a skeleton in one go with my torches.
I use a ballistic knife (PROWNE's mods) if I'm feeling especially cheap. One shot kill, no durability meter, and can be used for melee or ranged attacks.
Otherwise, I stick to cold steel.
Pissed off russian, possibly under the influence of vodka, with two fully loaded automatic shotguns.
He doesn't care about your little Valve or Bungie, and Infinity Ward has pissed him off before. Your little vidya gaymez mean nothing to his shotguns.
P.S. Concerning the guy who said CoD is better than Halo: Everyone is entitled to an opinion. It's just that I share the same opinion with a vast majority of this forum, that yours is stupid.
I ban you from the server that we are playing on, and take the hill.
I plant a nuke that I am standing on.
If you kill me, me and you will die.
I laugh at your bad grammar over a phone while vacationing halfway across the world.
You stomp in anger, then look down as your tremors activate the fuse. Then I fly back to the aftermath.
1.) put pics on the OP or there will be flame. Lots of it. This community isn't top rate all the time.
2.) At least cite some examples of the drops, and dungeon chest pics. You're being a bit too broad.
3.) Reformat the title as it says to in the sticky at the TOP OF THIS PAGE.
4.) Why the title? I came in half hoping for reflectors, laser guns, and Slippy from Starfox giving you advice and stuff in the corner of the page.
A convicted goat rapist is banished to a block world full of exploding penis's after pissing off Buddha by beating him in a pie eating contest.
Someone needs to make a fan fic of this.
OT: Noble-5, Jorge-052.
Who but Chuck Norris and a Spartan II class-I heavy weapons specializing epic heroic chief warrant officer Spartan can punch through a cubic meter of wood with his bare hands and carry around lava with a steel bucket?
Half the forum says that it's a stupid idea.
And half of the forum says it's an amazing innovation and totally kewl.
And I stand by the forums.
Anyway, having a small chance of getting there when sleeping would be cool, but
1.) You should be able to increase these chances by putting lightstone or gold or something else under your pillow before sleeping , or going to sleep holding some special material.
2.) There could be an alternate nightmare world as a joke, basically dreamworld with a bit of a reskin, a fraction of normal light levels, and flying creepers.
3.) Most importantly, an alternate method of reaching the place. Honestly, I don't want to snooze for 5 nights straight with a block of lightstone for a taste of the place. It would be more costly and time consuming than just sleeping it off and hoping, but more fun, and there's no limit to how long we can stay there.
I'd like some tools and armor, but maybe some ore unique to minecraft (like redstone) that's original and has some special effect for corresponding tools and armor, such as fire/freeze/shock effect on a mob with a sword crafted by the ore, or a chance of a higher yield rate from mining ores with a pickaxe crafted from said ore.
Well maybe you could ask him to revoke those privileges, then? Seeing as it's creating a pointless rift within the community, sparking flame wars, etc. And you don't really even want the special status, right? Riiiight?
Yeah, thought so.
Please step back, kind sir. Your e-peen is affecting my internets.
Some guy posts a thread, and this is how it goes 99% of the time:
OP: hey guis i buy in beta, does i getz free stuff after releazes?
guy1: you get bugfixes and such. Other stuff, no.
OP: K guis thx.
You're the 1%. Congrats.
And why exactly would we ask him to revoke those priviliges? This isn't a "pointless rift within the community," it's a reward to us for buying a game back when it was nothing much more than punching trees and mining stuff. This was before the squids, dispensers, dyes, pumpkins, easy texture pack setups, and everything else. We put our faith in one man to succeed and make a kickass game. Now you want all this to be forgotten just because our faith was well-placed?
Well, I don't like how my friends got portal free when they reserved portal 2. Should I ask Valve to get everyone to return their copies?
And what about those poor souls that didn't preorder Halo Reach? They didn't get bonus armor sets and credits. That is unfair to them.
Then, there's the people like me who didn't reserve Blops (back when it was still considered good). Hey, I want a poster and the other stuff that gives easter eggs too!
Point is, Notch made a promise back in Alpha. If you think about it, we're all just testers. Alpha and Beta testers alike, Notch could have just sold us alpha and beta, then the full thing separately. Just be glad you're getting bugfixes and the full game when it comes out, and all content up to and including it.
And for your last thing, when you wrote RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT? I imagined the lovechild of the most annoying kid in my class, and most annoying kid in my class last year, waving his ass in my face and laughing because I'm holding a knife but it's illegal for me to use it on him. yes, I would quite like the special status and appreciate Notch's promise to us for being faithful or just plain lucky (my friend gifted me an alpha code on dec. 19, but I already had an MC, so I gifted it to another friend). And the way you depicted us alpha testers is kind of biased. Not many of us brag about it, and those that do are just messing around. It's not like we write old alpha giftcodes onto a slip of paper and wave it in your face, going "MY MC IS BETTER THAN YOUR MC HMMMMMMMMMMMM?!" The only person pissing us all off is you. So stop. It's just optional content that doesn't affect you, and there's always mods to look to for content.
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John has met his twin brother and equal opposite Bob.
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I made a meme out of your...
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John meets Notch.
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Whatcha think?
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Time for round 2.
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Otherwise, I slash them down with a stone sword if I'm just starting off, or whatever's in my hand if I'm in a cave and caught by surprise. I have, on more than one occasion, beat down a spider and a skeleton in one go with my torches.
I use a ballistic knife (PROWNE's mods) if I'm feeling especially cheap. One shot kill, no durability meter, and can be used for melee or ranged attacks.
Otherwise, I stick to cold steel.
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You dun goofed.
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Counter ninjas?
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Pissed off russian, possibly under the influence of vodka, with two fully loaded automatic shotguns.
He doesn't care about your little Valve or Bungie, and Infinity Ward has pissed him off before. Your little vidya gaymez mean nothing to his shotguns.
P.S. Concerning the guy who said CoD is better than Halo: Everyone is entitled to an opinion. It's just that I share the same opinion with a vast majority of this forum, that yours is stupid.
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I laugh at your bad grammar over a phone while vacationing halfway across the world.
You stomp in anger, then look down as your tremors activate the fuse. Then I fly back to the aftermath.
I am now king of the
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2.) At least cite some examples of the drops, and dungeon chest pics. You're being a bit too broad.
3.) Reformat the title as it says to in the sticky at the TOP OF THIS PAGE.
4.) Why the title? I came in half hoping for reflectors, laser guns, and Slippy from Starfox giving you advice and stuff in the corner of the page.
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Someone needs to make a fan fic of this.
OT: Noble-5, Jorge-052.
Who but Chuck Norris and a Spartan II class-I heavy weapons specializing epic heroic chief warrant officer Spartan can punch through a cubic meter of wood with his bare hands and carry around lava with a steel bucket?
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And half of the forum says it's an amazing innovation and totally kewl.
And I stand by the forums.
Anyway, having a small chance of getting there when sleeping would be cool, but
1.) You should be able to increase these chances by putting lightstone or gold or something else under your pillow before sleeping , or going to sleep holding some special material.
2.) There could be an alternate nightmare world as a joke, basically dreamworld with a bit of a reskin, a fraction of normal light levels, and flying creepers.
3.) Most importantly, an alternate method of reaching the place. Honestly, I don't want to snooze for 5 nights straight with a block of lightstone for a taste of the place. It would be more costly and time consuming than just sleeping it off and hoping, but more fun, and there's no limit to how long we can stay there.
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Please step back, kind sir. Your e-peen is affecting my internets.
Some guy posts a thread, and this is how it goes 99% of the time:
OP: hey guis i buy in beta, does i getz free stuff after releazes?
guy1: you get bugfixes and such. Other stuff, no.
OP: K guis thx.
You're the 1%. Congrats.
And why exactly would we ask him to revoke those priviliges? This isn't a "pointless rift within the community," it's a reward to us for buying a game back when it was nothing much more than punching trees and mining stuff. This was before the squids, dispensers, dyes, pumpkins, easy texture pack setups, and everything else. We put our faith in one man to succeed and make a kickass game. Now you want all this to be forgotten just because our faith was well-placed?
Well, I don't like how my friends got portal free when they reserved portal 2. Should I ask Valve to get everyone to return their copies?
And what about those poor souls that didn't preorder Halo Reach? They didn't get bonus armor sets and credits. That is unfair to them.
Then, there's the people like me who didn't reserve Blops (back when it was still considered good). Hey, I want a poster and the other stuff that gives easter eggs too!
Point is, Notch made a promise back in Alpha. If you think about it, we're all just testers. Alpha and Beta testers alike, Notch could have just sold us alpha and beta, then the full thing separately. Just be glad you're getting bugfixes and the full game when it comes out, and all content up to and including it.
And for your last thing,
when you wrote RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT? I imagined the lovechild of the most annoying kid in my class, and most annoying kid in my class last year, waving his ass in my face and laughing because I'm holding a knife but it's illegal for me to use it on him.yes, I would quite like the special status and appreciate Notch's promise to us for being faithful or just plain lucky (my friend gifted me an alpha code on dec. 19, but I already had an MC, so I gifted it to another friend). And the way you depicted us alpha testers is kind of biased. Not many of us brag about it, and those that do are just messing around. It's not like we write old alpha giftcodes onto a slip of paper and wave it in your face, going "MY MC IS BETTER THAN YOUR MC HMMMMMMMMMMMM?!" The only person pissing us all off is you. So stop. It's just optional content that doesn't affect you, and there's always mods to look to for content./thread