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Half-Life 3 confirmed.

I'm taking these to the History Channel! They'll have a use for it!

The next person has these items on their hands:
-A note in fiery German
-A WWII German military officer uniform
-Two USPs

Post: 2/3

Jungle Ritual: 24/40

I suddenly hear a massive bellow roar through the server...

EAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!! WHERE IS MY WINE?!!?

Oh, crap... I know that voice...

Oryx, the Mad God? Is it you, and what are you doing here, on our humble server?

I would be feasting with my minions, but thanks to SOMEONE, all of my wine's gone! My assistant Septavius located the stolen wine to here, and I suspect the tall figure (points the the Godmodder) over there did it!

Knowing the Godmodder, which is the person you suspect of stealing your wine, he probably did it.

ALRIGHTY THEN! Then, those Ent Ancients that went missing have a reason to be here! I think that darkened creature with the disturbing face seems to have them under their lead... GO GET THEM, MY MINIONS! I shall watch from the side, cheering you on!

Oryx the Mad God [AG?] HP: ∞/∞

Before you immediately believe this is a spectating entity! This entity will not go into battle yet...

Muffin, you have a limit on posts. You've far exceeded it...

Enigmatic Geology: 27/40
Cosmic Slime: 7/40

I batter Conquest with a caseless iPad. I then take the pieces and throw them at it.

Regretful Breach: 27/40
Enigmatic Geology: 7/40
Agriculture: 2/10

Batgirl Squirrel Girl: 2/40

I greet the Godmodder. "Glad to meet you, Richard Persson."

TT, what's with you and the flies?

Raidriar's Warning: 39/40

I pour healing fluid all over all of the AG entities.

I propose a new loadout!

Weaponry
Like I said before, I'll be packing a shotgun for blasting heads and hordes, complete with a hunting rifle for longer distances. If stealth is a necessity, I'd have a bow and a few arrows for silent murder of the dead. As for a melee weapon, I'll take a professionally forged, Damascus steel samurai sword/katana for quick and easy decapitations. If a mall offers a katana to me, even for free, I wouldn't bat an eyelid, as most likely, it's one of those decorative laughingstocks that won't do a thing before they become chaotic and dangerous for use. Also, I'd get some hand grenades from desolated military outposts (or elsewhere) for emergencies.

I'd store all of it in these locations:
I'd store the shotgun and rifle on belts on my back behind a handy backpack. The front of said belts would hold my emergency hand grenades. The katana and bow will be held on straps on my thighs, and ammo for both guns goes in my pockets, storing each in their own pocket so I don't have to fish around for ammo. My handy backpack will hold food (peanut butter, maple syrup (those two have an indefinite shelf-life) and bottled water), extra ammo if necessary, memorabilia (for raising morale), and arrows for my bow.

Location
My team and I would probably head for a maximum-security prison in Central Europe. There should be lots of food for the prisoners to consume before the apocalypse, and extra guns and ammo would be good for any machine gun nests. If there are no nests, My team and I would probably have to make some out of the heavier weapons in the prison armory. Also, thick and high walls lined with razor wire, with machine gun nests included, are sure to keep zombies out. (Zombies will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.) Cells could be good living quarters, and I'll have some people be nocturnal to keep watch while others sleep.

Vehicles of choice for my group would be:
An off-road truck would suit us well, as its heavy-duty wheels make for good terrain crossing and zombie carnage. Also, the space in the back would make for some storage of ammo and food if needed. I'll have one person man the big gun on top while someone else pilots a smaller gun in the shotgun and another person drives.

Opel, now I know what it's like to get backstabbed in the game.

I was trying to help TwinBuilder as much as I could, supplying him with my own forces, the constructs. And what's my reward? 10000 damage to my precious Charge Factory! Of course.

This is why I dole out trust sparingly...

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Hey, twin! I'd like to say something about your signature.
Don't hug me I'm scared was great.
I suggest you all watch it and the sequel.

Great? Disturbing's more like it...

Quote from OpelSpeedster

I know how you feel.

Thanks- I'm in your situation. Previously out there in the earlier grades, losing the courage to speak to others in fear of being rejected... It's sad. At the same time, it's a bit happy, too, knowing I can relate to someone.

Self-Preservation Instinct: 80%

I've got the Bioweapon, a 15-post effect, and the Cloudflash Tower, a 25-post entity, both ready to go.

Also, can we slow down the posting just by a little bit overnight?!

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I regretted that decision. Hitler's brass machine seems to be OP as heck, so I changed targets.

Also, do you have an opinion on my new profile pic?

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It's a 40 post charge. What did you expect, Adolf Hitler running around in a fairy costume hitting people with a giant lollipop?

I honestly cannot believe it.

I tested you all to see what would happen.

And you guys went insane.

In. Sane.

Do you want to know how many posts there are?

74.

Seventy. Four.

I get it that you all love posting on the thread. Believe me, I do.

But I have a life.

I have things to do.

I can't post whenever I feel like it.

I have to eat. Sleep. Go to school. I can't sit at the computer every second of every day.

So I can't humanly respond to all of these at the rate you are churning them out.

So please. Slow down posting. I have said it multiple times, I will say it again until the message breaks through.

Slow.

Down.

Posting.

Thank you.

Stats? Stats for the Player Containment and Hostage Holding Unit? Well, I was kind of thinking you would decide, but...

It doesn't really matter now, does it? Because...heh heh...little slip right above there...heh heh...hah hah! It's a trap Twin! And despite the NUMEROUS hints I dropped("moving the 100 post cannon closer for no reason in particular"? "Hiring burly bodyguards to 'staff' the place"? "Stocking the place with rope"? Was anyone paying attention to my charging updates?). , you fell for it without the tiniest hint of suspicion? Hah hah! HAH HAH HAH!

Suddenly, the forts anti-teleportation and first-guardian field kicks in, disabling all powers but your basic attack and HP meter! The ropes come out and tie you until you can't move, only look around and talk! And you're gagged too, of course. They are inescapable, indestructible, irremovable ropes! I have my burly staff come to help hold you. I take you to the roof of the fort and set you atop the highest point! My 100-post cannon is far in the background, pointed to decimate you if you do not comply with my demands!

I threateningly begin to demand various things of you! Well, only one thing-and by the standards that this game has reached, the demand is not all that complicated!

It's quite simple: Destroy The Godmodder.

Well, perhaps not destroy. But damage, at least! And not just 1 damage, either! Hit him hard with your GM powers, or I will destroy your character! I say this threatening the GM directly!

"Okay", you're probably thinking. "I will just use my uber powers of being a first guardian to teleport out of this fort". However, you forget one thing: I can STILL hit you with my 100-post cannon, and the unit COULD be caught in the blast and become deadly shrapnel, further strengthening it! And I'll hit you with my epileptic attacker(shortly to become Starry Night) too, just to make certain!


Okay, Twin. What is your response? MOO WAH HAH HAH!

A positive integer arabic-based numeral that is the subject of a multitude of lewd jokes relating to certain functions and organs of the body pertaining to, but not used exclusively for, the production of a new member of a species through mixing of genetic material in a process that combines half of the genome of one parent organism with that of another.

I attempt to attach a tank of liquid nitrogen onto TwinBuilder's computer in a futile attempt to fix the problem.

It's worth a shot.

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Oh, no, of course not. I would imprison you and wait for you to grow up. Far more meat that way.

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Aren't we supposed to say if we laughed or not to the above poster, and then post our little thing to see if the below poster laughs or not?
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As for Lefty's post, I didn't laugh.

Avatar sized David



In other news, I noticed that my version of David bears slight resemblance to Sips' minecraft character

It wasn't intentional, but I guess you'd like that Duck

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Finished a request for Duck. Not MLP related but he visits this thread so yeh



David What's-His-Face, some guy who does science or something and has a cybernetic arm and a laser pistol for some reason I dunno lol

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