Banned for misspelling "extinct", but ban overridden due to these two factors: 1) Grammar enforcement is forbidden here. 2) The moa really is extinct from climate change and overhunting, a large ancestor of the ostrich living in the last Ice Age.
You roll a 17! Normal effectiveness.
15 damage to the remaining minions!
You finish off Desollus Underling 7, KILLING it! You gain 2 AP while your assistant gains 1 AP.
I do a combo-style move, where I uppercut Minion 4, roundhouse kick it while its in the air, then shoot a lightning bolt at it while its flying backward.
Minion 4 is dead!
You roll a 7! Normal effectiveness.
20 damage to Underling 3!
I roll a 13, and smash Desollus Underling 3 into the ground, where it stays! AP is awarded.
Underling #6, terrified, crouches into a defensive position! It is now steadied!
I could be helpful. Rabies makes people sensitive to light, and if Rabies is this zombie strain, then just attach me to your weapons, and zombies from far and wide will fear you, especially in the day.
If not photophobic, I could still help you see at night without a fire, which would likely burn down your structure.
I take the hammer from the Group Inventory, as a melee weapon, before finding more hammers to utilize from the forge.
Umm, Ruthven! We have a new universe to send troops to! Get to work on a gateway!
*Arcane hissing, bubbling, and gurgling are heard from Lord Ruthven's study in Oryx's castle.*
Lord Ruthven (meant to sound like a stereotypical vampire): My lord, there is a vay, but it vill be difficult. My dark mana extends so far, but this universe appears to be very vell hidden...
Well, if I can speak to it, my armies can get to it! Work!
What?! Incapable of transcending universes?! How do you think we can move troops to different realms to crop up new harvests, and make new (now empty!) wine cellars?!
My IGN:
I was 9. I was gearing a catchy song, and I was greatly inspired by it, like all other 9 year olds. I smashed a combo in my mind, and since I was inspired by video games and ninjas (like all other 9 year olds), and since as a 9 year old, I thought numbers were the coolest username trend back then. So, when the majestic combo had finished, it came out as "ninjatwist321". Now that i'm older, and things have changed, that i realize numbers are unoriginal, I'd change it to Ninjatwist or Ninjatwist_, but the downside is that my old friends, such as bmxer2001 or ARavinMadMonkey won't recognize me, which is why I'm forced to stay as ninjatwist321, a childish, unoriginal username. On any MMO with a medieval theme, you'll see me as Brutishace. However, on any other game, I am, as almost always, ninjatwist321 or Ninjatwist, since the name rang out in my head.
PS: If you see bmxer2001, or ARavinMadMonkey, tell them I have my greatest condolences.
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1) Grammar enforcement is forbidden here.
2) The moa really is extinct from climate change and overhunting, a large ancestor of the ostrich living in the last Ice Age.
I apologize for all the science.
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You roll a 17! Normal effectiveness.
18 damage to Underling 3!
You roll a 2! So close...
You chomp on and KILL Desollus Underling 4! You gain 2 AP, while your assistants gain 1 AP.
You roll a 17! Normal effectiveness.
15 damage to the remaining minions!
You finish off Desollus Underling 7, KILLING it! You gain 2 AP while your assistant gains 1 AP.
Minion 4 is dead!
You roll a 7! Normal effectiveness.
20 damage to Underling 3!
I roll a 13, and smash Desollus Underling 3 into the ground, where it stays! AP is awarded.
Underling #6, terrified, crouches into a defensive position! It is now steadied!
Current Players
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ninjatwist321 (GM) 75/100 37/50 (4 AP)
Spells: Salvation (Next: Energy Lance, 1/5 AP)
engie ninja 80/100 28/50 (4 AP)
Chaplain Grimaldus 90/100 47/50 (3 AP)
secret_scribe1 82/100 47/50 (3 AP)
Courage +1
ka doink1234o0 102/102 38/50 (1 AP)
Courage +2, Vitality +1
cinos132 90/100 50/50 (1 AP)
spartachilles 100/100 47/50 (1 AP)
Element Awarenesses
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Shock: IIIII
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TwinBuilder 95/100 32/50 (2 AP)
RagnoRock987654321 100/100 50/50 (0 AP)
The Idea Modpack 185/100 50/50 (0 AP)
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Current Enemies
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Desollus Underling 1 0/100 21/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling 2 0/100 50/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling 3 0/100 50/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling 4 0/100 21/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling 5 0/100 50/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling 6 43/100 50/50 (Steadied: ∞)
Desollus Underling 7 0/100 50/50 DEAD
Desollus Underling Statistics
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Max HP: 100
Max SP: 50
Action 1: Dark Claw (20 damage)
Special 1: Sky Slash (30 damage, Blinds (2), 30 SP)
Immune: Bound
Resistant: Darkness (20%)
Weak: Cold (20%)
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If not photophobic, I could still help you see at night without a fire, which would likely burn down your structure.
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(Goshdarn ninjas!)
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If it's the short tool, then I return it to the group inventory.
Afterwards, anyways, I head to the repository, armed with Lagfest's Black Box.
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Umm, Ruthven! We have a new universe to send troops to! Get to work on a gateway!
*Arcane hissing, bubbling, and gurgling are heard from Lord Ruthven's study in Oryx's castle.*
Lord Ruthven (meant to sound like a stereotypical vampire): My lord, there is a vay, but it vill be difficult. My dark mana extends so far, but this universe appears to be very vell hidden...
Well, if I can speak to it, my armies can get to it! Work!
But, my lord-
NOW!
Yes, my lord.
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What?! Incapable of transcending universes?! How do you think we can move troops to different realms to crop up new harvests, and make new (now empty!) wine cellars?!
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And that is how it's done!
You're welcome, Lagfest.
I'm sending some Snakes, some of my lowest-level troops, into the manor to investigate.