For this forum game, you must think of a made-up disease based on the made-up disease name in the post above you, and then you must put down your own made-up disease name (a phrase implying something weird happening to someone). You must describe the disease, the symptoms, and the cause, and also state how the disease would be treated (similar to Theme Hospital or Two Point Hospital diseases).
I will start by assuming the disease name above me is "Mental Layoffs":
Description: The sufferer loses brain cells once every few days, in batches of a few thousand at a time.
Symptoms: The sufferer's mental capacity/state declines over time, and they also slowly lose their memories and skills.
Cause: Attempting to do creative acts even after running out of ideas.
Treatment: The patient must be injected with medicine containing a fresh supply of brain cells and ideas.