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Since halloween udpate

Before you keep saying is fake, just stop, we all know this is fake, this is recorded on multiplayer with someone who has herobrine skin, but its still creepy, good job man, you deserve a chocolate

i mean, that green mob, you know, that one we would like it for being a pet

but everybody like that block

there had been a lot of suggestion as this, just wait to someone to make a mod and guess what, NO MOAR PROBLEMS :biggrin.gif:

Out goes an AK-47

In goes... MYSELF

First, i go straight down for find some coal, when i find it i use cobblestone to come back, then i make a stair to the bedrock, after that i go up some layers and start mining around looking for diamonds or at least iron

"This look awful"

"How do i get coal?"

"F you Creeper"

"A river on a cave, excelent"

"This game isnt bad at all"

"Best, game, ever"

I miss my first world, i remember have a wood house and a mine, why did i deleted it?, it had a great mountain where i put water, i miss it

I played this again and i got better results, i had a little base, when i was going to get iron and i returned a creeper was inside my base and made boom, after that another creeper with two zombies wanted hugs too, too hugs killed me

I Just saw a claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan. But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of Creeper Poop. Clearly John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on saliva and reeds.Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves minecraft.So I died. Pokemon loves Notch.My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees x-ray beams telling him that fire is good.Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool.Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and Your Mum is hot.Chuck Norris Molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice -cream O.o In double-rainbow land.Spy Chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives.Tecno Viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches Little Children brush hear.I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking My asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The Power Rangers batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7.Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, and the dog has worms and the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the Beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!"-The Buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a mw2 PANCAKE! I want milkshakes.We liek Cheezburgers in syrup from SPACE! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a Goat Monster in Pineapple McAnus-ville *NSYNC while Scottie the Pimp the Hotdog king Universe imagined by dildo's magic Waffles-brand PANCAKEZ! Lord DavidAngel64 -didnot- suck. Afro ate garbage with his Ears then snorted antidisestablishmentarianism then went berserk and yelled "THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!" PANCAEKZ monster killed a shaft the Hobgoblin's ass.Then sparta esploded into Yemen. Sponges mutilate ninetales's enemie's PANCAKE'Z then had an affair with Lapras who ate mustard atop PANCAKES ass.Overweight nutcracker's PANCAKES a fat PANCAKE-STACK. Blaze RULES butt kickers. Not sucky, but awesome! In Soviet Russia, AYFTracks owns faggots eaterz PANCAKES. Homosexual, cats have PANCAKES that taste like Blazes gigantic PANCAKES!Then forgot jewish PANCAKES! PANCAKES should be increased. Flubbernuggets taste like WAFFLES! Strange Batman wants alphabet cakes. Let's walk alone with Dolphins which hate mudkipz.Therefore, pie WAFFLE'S pancakes' waffle cupcake taste like cheeto's junk. Rapists don't love piggys. However,they have alot of **** waffles that come around when Megan Fox shows PANCAKES to Justin Bieber's waffle. Bieber's waffles were exploding by nuclear PANCAKES. however, her missing balls had made the game alot more sexy, while the dog readied his **** inside of the womans ***** and shoved it in there, skeeting all over the place. The lady then drops the soap in the shower and she picked it up, and the dog licked the **** out of her ass. The lady called the cops and told them the dog was raping her, however, they arrested the lady because that is animal abuse. Miku jumped until she/he bathed in pancakes. Finally, ShamWows made

who is yoda?

Granted, but bone meal make you have cancer.

I wish be a creeper

did i ask any question?

I dont even know why i have this

Diamonds are now founded in the layer -9001

Pigs are too OP'd, they give us meat, and we can ride it from a really cool way.