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Quote from Rasah

Won what?

The most irrelevant post of the year award

But there ‘should’ be horse heads. Think of a rotting zombie with a terrifying crazy horse head looking at you with those dead horse eyes. They could break in through the window!

Oh and the horse head in your bed would still be alive.

I think zombies and skeletons should occasionally spawn with horse heads. Also if they manage to break into your house while your sleeping you would wake up with a horse head in your bed.

A better way to get more hearts would be to eat villager hearts, you would have to sacrifice an entire village to some dark dragon lord, then kill all the villagers with a diamond sword and eat their hearts. Mmmm tasty, you could even make heart burgers or heart-mushroom stew if you dont like raw hearts.

Have you tried to sit the zombies down and explain to them that eating villagers is not acceptable behavior for adults. Maybe offer them a horse head on a stick.

How about if you could eat the dragon egg, then a few minutes after the player eats the egg, you would need to go to the toilet really badly but instead of doing poop, a baby dragon would fly out of the players butt!

Quote from stanfitz1955

I'm right clicking on the cows nose with the wheat.

Maybe they're just not in the mood and don't like having wheat shoved up their nose.

You need to elaborate on why you cant do this yourself

Quote from OceanGirl24

P.S. This isn't Herobrine. He doesn't spawn on super-flat worlds, or on Creative
Thanks in advance!

Or anywhere else

This is obviously a hole dug by a giant zombie so he can use it as a toilet. Case closed.

Chickens are coming - sounds like an x-rated movie for chickens

I think they should be even smarter and be able to do maths and calculus. There should also be an IQ kit added to the game so the player could travel from village to village administering IQ tests to see which villager is the smartest.

It looks like a body part that fell off a villager (I’ll let you guess which part)

Your first sentiment was correct!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1133916-colored-light-originally-the-colored-glass-topic/

I see you're trying to write a novel there, might I suggest some pictures to break up the story.

Quote from Kursze

Wait what.

Just remember to put it down the front of your pants, if you put it down the back, the villagers will think you can't toilet.