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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I heal engie.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    The corrupted behemoth should be infected with MRSA, and the new enemies haven't appeared on the map.


    I kick a corrupted entity in the back of the knee, or whatever it has, causing it to fall over. I then hammer its hands and feet into the ground with some railroad spikes and then jump on its back repeatedly. The corrupted entity yelps in pain, releasing a bubble of warm air from a face orifice. This bubble rises quickly in the relatively colder air and starts losing heat at 5.5 degrees Fahrenheit every 1000 feet according to the dry adiabatic lapse rate. Eventually, the bubble comes so cooled down that the air inside can't hold the latent water vapor inside it, and becomes supersaturated, causing water to leak out as a liquid, coalesce around a small airborne particle, and become suspended in a cloud. In turn, the water's natural heat warms the bubble of rising air, slowing its heat loss down to the saturated adiabatic lapse rate. The now-cold bubble eventually falls back to the ground and warms back up, dissipating into the surrounding air.


    The cloud formed from the corrupted entity's yelp bubble continues to grow. Water droplets, containing a cloud condensation nucleus to grip on, mix and combine in the cloud, creating larger and larger droplets. These eventually get big enough to become too large for the air to hold and fall as rain. Additionally, water droplets near the top of the cloud are cooled enough to form ice crystals, which rub together and electrically charge the cloud. Positively charged particles float upwards, and negatively charged ones sink to the bottom of the cloud.


    However, I punch the other corrupted entity in the trapinsplooch (the corrupted entity's digestive nervous control center, designed to efficiently perform the requisite actions to release nitroglycerin into the tamalagama in order to break down chyme) and it vomits up a chunk of whatever it ate recently. The corrupted entity's most recent prey happens to be a refrigerator coil with associated machinery, which was positively charged by the corrupted entity's digestive system (which uses the grabosnautice to emit protons and anti-electrons into the boluses of food the entity eats, then uses a superconductor to rip the food into bits, which are then coated with bile and sent to the entity's tamalagama, where the nitroglycerin it received from the trapinsplooch is used to explode the bile and bits into dust, which is ejected from the body and then the entity eats something else that goes through its stomach and intestines). The positively charged refrigerator coil is struck by lightning due to the negatively charged cloud above it, and it becomes powered. Refrigerant fluid flows from the compressor into a series of tubes that cool it down from a hot gas through the relatively colder surrounding air, which is then cooled further by an expander, making the fluid extremely cold, which loops back to the compressor, cooling the air it passes. However, the refrigerator coil is not inside a refrigerator, and since it uses electricity to cool the air which turns into heat thanks to entropy, it creates a net positive heat.


    This relatively warm patch of heat rises up like the bubble the corrupted entity exhaled before, as well as releasing condensing water at the rising condensation level. However, the water is so hot because of the refrigerator coil's intense heat that it causes the bubble to keep rising, releasing more water vapor that also makes the bubble rise, until the bubble of hot air has formed a cumulonimbus cloud in its wake due to the amount of water saturated in it. Additionally, the bubble of air creates an area of low air pressure underneath it, which causes surrounding air to rush into it, generating winds. These winds are moved by the Coriolis effect and form a rotating curve. Due to the rising warm air created by the refrigerator coil, the circulating winds rise too, creating walls of fierce winds that move at speeds of up to 200 miles per second. The air pools up at the top of the center of the cloud, and the high altitude cools it, making it sink to the ground and creating a small, high-pressure region. Additionally, the moving winds and low pressure pull up a storm surge of water from the ocean, which moves with the new cyclone and crashes down on everyone. Both of the corrupted entities drown to death, taking roughly as much damage as a shot from a gun.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I move up, put down a barricade, take cover behind it, and heal engie if possible.

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    I give the anomalous blight a magnifying glass. The blight, being possibly non-sentient and definitely non-terrestrial, has no idea what to do with it, but it holds it up in the air and inspects it carefully. Unfortunately, the blight is holding the magnifying glass up to the sun, causing its eye-analogue to burn. The blight yelps in pain and clutches its eye, but I tied a joy buzzer to its hand, causing it to shock itself. The electrical shock, combined with the powers of the sun inherent in the magnifying glass, concentrate in the blight's burnt eye, giving it an eye laser beam. The blight realizes that it now has a superpower and decides to fight crime as Eye Laser Man. Eye Laser Man sets out on its first mission - clean up the city streets. It hears a woman calling for help, and rushes to investigate. A purse-snatcher has a tight grip on a woman's purse, and brandishes a gun at Eye Laser Man. Eye Laser Man uses its eye laser to disintegrate the purse-snatcher. The woman is traumatized. Suddenly, it's the supervillain Bitetongue, with the power to make people bite their tongue! He's raiding a bank by making people bite their tongues so they can't stop him from making off with the money. Bitetongue notices Eye Laser Man trying to foil his plot and makes him bite his tongue, but Eye Laser Man is an anomalous blight of corruption and has no tongue to bite, or teeth to bite with, or even a mouth for that matter. Eye Laser Man shoots Bitetongue with its eye laser, killing him in a burst of blood and gore. He rushes off to fight more crime. Close to the bank is a large crowd. The mayor is giving a speech to the citizens of the city about the new taxes. He's raising taxes to raise funds for more public works. Eye Laser Man hates taxes and doesn't believe in more public works, so he shoots the mayor. However, the mayor is actually Eye Laser Deflector Man in his secret disguise, and manages to deflect the eye laser back to Eye Laser Man, blowing Eye Laser Man's mask and costume off. The crowd doesn't know what the anomalous blight in front of them is and run away screaming. Eye Laser Deflector Man runs over to the blight and punts the eye laser powers right out of it. The kick is so forceful that a miniature black hole opens and sucks the blight in, then returns it to where I am again.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I shoot at a corrupted entity.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I punch the Mistake.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I move right, get under cover, and make a turret.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    Take black hole projector, fight boss.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I shoot the monument.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    Increase damage, reload, heal Gold, take glue gun.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    Shoot gun RCU.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I fire at the RCU.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I take cover and shoot the RCU.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I move left and build a turret.

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    posted a message on Rise of the Coalition | That's all she wrote.

    I do nothing. Somehow, the assault drone blows up.

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