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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    I poke the tower.
    118/180
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    116/180
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    posted a message on Item Fight (DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE)
    I craft the smoke machine and the firework together to make a Smoke Firework! I then use the smoke firework on the processed vacuum cleaner, so when it vacuums it, it explodes inside of it, and it should die choking on smoke.

    There aren't any fireworks! Besides, vacuum cleaners don't breathe.
    Quote from _Sethykbro_
    I throw 5 of the engorged leeches on the Rage Sea Cucumber. I also pick up the Item Bestiary. (I went on a vacation of my own and I am posting this from the hotel... Sorry I'm late!)

    You gingerly pick up exactly five leeches and toss them at the sea cucumber, then grab the Bestiary. The sea cucumber gets leeched!
    Quote from TheArmclubLegacy
    I whack the rage sea cucumber with the baseball bat.

    12 damage.
    Quote from Conn6464
    I equip the tentacle backpack, while telekenisizing my chainmachatae back into my hands (If there is time I also machete the cucumber)

    You put on the tentacle backpack, grab the chainmachete back, and then kill the sea cucumber.
    Quote from Keldeo
    I throw the empty bucket at a possessed vacuum cleaner.

    12 damage.
    Quote from BioShock_Rules
    I throw the empty jar at the possessed armor.

    It smashes apart for 12 damage!
    Quote from Conn6464
    I Heal myself.

    You regain 10 health.

    Hostiles: The Possessed Armor attacks ENIT23 for 18 damage! The first Possessed Vacuum Cleaner burns to death! The second breaks out of its stunning!

    Players
    The_Serpent - HP: 54/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
    Conn6464 - HP: 57/100 - MP: 16/25 - Items in hand: x1 Tentacle Backpack, x1 Swiss Army Chainmachete - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP)
    SuperSupermario24 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Frying Pan - Spells: None
    Keldeo - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
    BioShock_Rules - HP: 88/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Roasting Spit - Spells: None
    TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 76/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) x1 Baseball Bat - Spells: None
    FlyingPig6789 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
    EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 80/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Snot Bazooka (3/5 shots) - Spells: None
    _Sethykbro_ - HP: 99/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace, x1 Item Bestiary - Spells: None
    Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 89/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None

    Wave 1
    x1 Possessed Armor [HP: 40/50 | AP: 0/10 | AT: 14] Leeched for 3 more turns
    x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 4/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Pelvis, x1 Engorged Leech]

    Allies
    x4 Naughty Tentacle [HP: 15/15 | AT: 0]

    Items
    x3 Engorged Leech
    x1 Smoke Machine (On)
    x1 Purple Plate Shiv
    x1 Lit Cigarette
    x1 Ulna
    x1 Lit Puddle of Oil
    x1 Suburban Manual for the Application and Destruction of Modern Metatarsals
    x1 Swag Glasses
    x3 Marshmallow

    Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
    Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
    Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
    Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
    Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
    Generic item. Electronic. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
    Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
    Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
    Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.

    Notes
    - The tentacles give the Possessed Armor a wedgie and takes its lunch money, lowering its attack by 3.
    - A Suburban Manual for the Application and Destruction of Modern Metatarsals appears!
    - A Swag Glasses appears!
    - Three Marshmallows appear!
    - The Empty Bucket disappears!
    - Two Engorged Leeches disappear!
    - The Boulder disappears!
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    114/180
    Rift Blaster
    Health: 16000/16000
    Shields: 4000/4000
    Attacks:
    Singularity Weapon [Damage: 750 | Ammo: 15/15 | Special Effects: Wormhole (Damages target for 300 for 3 posts) Totem Power (For every Totem, +100 damage)]
    Repair Self [Health restored: 1000 | Shields restored: 300 | Ammo: 5/5 | Special Effects: Nanobot Restoration (Regenerates 200 health for 2 posts) Out of Nanobots (3 non-Bioshock post cooldown)]
    Fire at Will [Damage: 2 | Ammo: Infinite | Special Effects: Fast Fire (Hits 300 times) Fired at Him (Does x2 damage against vehicles with Will anywhere in its name)]
    Laser Blast [Damage: 400 | Ammo: 10/10 | Special Effects: Big Laser (Pierces to next enemy vehicle) Shield Breaker (Pierces shields)]
    Swing Totem [Damage: 200 | Ammo: 10/10 | Special Effects: distaction.... (Next attack by hit vehicle fails)]
    Release Totem [Ammo: 1/1 | Special Effects: Totem Release (Adds one Totem)]
    Boosts: Health Restoration (Regenerates 500 health every post) Shield Restoration (Regenerates 100 shields every post) Totem Pole (All attacks gain 1 ammo per totem every post) Orbital Vehicle (Attacks have a 50% chance to miss) Timeless (Not affected by round ends)
    Curses: Slow Totems (For every totem, Orbital Vehicle loses 5% chance to miss, to a minimum of 10%)
    Totem
    Health: 6000/6000
    Shields: 1000/1000
    Attacks:
    Aether Cannon [Damage: 0 | Ammo: 3/3 | Special Effects: Electrifying (Electrocutes target for 3 posts)]
    Boosts: Timeless (Not affected by round ends)
    Curses: None
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    posted a message on Be The Godmodders: Defeat Notch [Finished]
    12/12 Canada Goose
    9/10 LWSS
    65/100 National Guard
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I tell Persian to shoot some Power Gems into the air. The sunlight is reflected from the gems into the helicopter pilot's eyes, and his head explodes.
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    posted a message on (Hunger Games Forum Game) Welcome to the 6th Annual Hunger Games!
    Look around for anybody, then quickly leave. A large puddle of blood is definitely a bad thing if you don't want to be found.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    Power Gem that trainer! We can't have enemy Pokemon running around here, can we? PETA would give a fit.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    I beat the tower with a sandwich. The bread crumbs gets on the tower and a passing flock of seagulls devour the bread crumbs, taking out large chunks of the tower in the process.
    112/180
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    posted a message on Item Fight (DON'T DEAD, OPEN INSIDE)

    I kamikaze myself using the bob-omb onto the processed vacuum cleaner, hoping to blow it up.

    You run towards the possessed vacuum cleaner with the Bob-omb under your arm and blow you and it up for 5 (+6) damage to you, 12 damage to it, 5 damage to the other possessed vacuum, and 6 to the Possessed Armor!
    Quote from BioShock_Rules

    I skewer the evil mariachi with the roasting spit, laughing maniacally.

    14 damage!
    Quote from TheArmclubLegacy

    I launch a firecracker at the undamaged vacuum and he vacuums it, right before it goes off.

    You toss the firecracker under the vacuum and it explodes for 13 damage!
    Quote from The_Serpent

    I pick up the Bomb-omb, turn the key, and throw it into the midst of the hostiles to run around them and explode.

    There are no more Bob-ombs.
    Quote from Conn6464

    I telekenisize a leech into the boulder trap while turning on the smoke machine.

    The leech triggers the boulder trap! A boulder rolls on the leech! You walk around the boulder and flip on the smoke machine.
    Quote from BioShock_Rules

    I continue stabbing the evil mariachi with the roasting spit, assuming I still have it.

    You gut the mariachi and it dies!

    I take the two magnets and put one on each of that vacuums. They magnetize and get stuck to each other, making their attacks less effective.

    You stick a fridge magnet on each of the vacuums. The vacuums' electronics get scrambled, but nothing else happens.
    Quote from Conn6464

    I telekenisize a leech at at a random enemy.

    You stick a leech on the possessed armor. It clamps on. The mana expended by your telekinesis on the leech bonds your health to it!

    Hostiles: The Possessed Armor makes annoying screeching noises by scraping its armor with a rock, making everyone lose 2 MP! The Possessed Vacuum Cleaners are stunned and cannot move! The Rage Sea Cucumber fires its guts at The_Serpent for 28 (+5) damage! The Purple Plate Shiv is knocked out of his hand! The guts also hit Conn6464 for 29 (+5) damage! The Chainmachete is knocked out of his hand!

    Players
    The_Serpent - HP: 54/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Lit Seal-Blubber Candle, x1 Five-Leaf Clover - Spells: None
    Conn6464 - HP: 47/100 (Leeching for 4 more turns) - MP: 18/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: Telekinesis (5 MP) Technobabble (2 MP)
    SuperSupermario24 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Frying Pan - Spells: None
    Keldeo - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
    BioShock_Rules - HP: 88/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: Empty Jar, x1 Roasting Spit - Spells: None
    TheArmclubLegacy - HP: 76/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Laser-Guided Amnesia (2/3 shots) - Spells: None
    FlyingPig6789 - HP: 100/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None - Spells: None
    EveryNameIsTaken23 - HP: 98/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Snot Bazooka (3/5 shots) - Spells: None
    _Sethykbro_ - HP: 99/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: x1 Diamace - Spells: None
    Protectorate_of_Pandas - HP: 89/100 - MP: 23/25 - Items in hand: None

    Wave 1
    x1 Possessed Armor [HP: 46/50 | AP: 6/10 | AT: 17] Leeched for 4 more turns
    x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 4/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Lit Cigarette, x1 Ulna, x1 Lit Puddle of Oil] Burning for 2 more turns, stunned for 1 more turn
    x1 Possessed Vacuum Cleaner [HP: 16/35 | AT: 1 | Contents: x1 Pelvis, x1 Engorged Leech] Stunned for 1 more turn
    x1 Rage Sea Cucumber [HP: 18/42 | AT: 29] Gutless for 2 more turns

    Allies
    None

    Items
    x10 Engorged Leech
    x1 Boulder
    x1 Smoke Machine (On)
    x1 Purple Plate Shiv
    x1 Swiss Army Chainmachete
    x1 Tentacle Backpack
    x1 Baseball Bat
    x1 Empty Bucket
    x1 Item Bestiary

    Special item. Electronic. Magical. Copies items and butts. Has 100 charges. Each copy uses 15 charges. Cannot be removed by normal means.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. Tastes like ham and pineapple.
    Generic item. Electronic. Can be used to relay certain items between two separate paths.
    Generic healing item. Use it to heal, or maybe to staunch bleeding.
    Generic metal thing item. Metallic. Use it to build stuff or for "that's what she said" jokes.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. You can use it in a s'more.
    Generic item. Electronic. Use for blowing out eardrums or drumming out ear-blows.
    Generic item. Electronic. Breaks apart easily. Can be used as a light source if you provide power.
    Generic explosive item. The scourge of eyes and police officers everywhere.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Might be phased out by the government eventually.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. If you had one of these every time you won a game, you'd have two round gray coins.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Collect 100 of them and you'll get an extra life.
    Generic currency item. Metallic. Small, yellow, and different.
    Generic food item. Organic. Eat it to regain health. French people always have one in a bag when they get mugged.
    Generic item. Organic. Can be used to tie things up, Scooby-Doo style.
    Generic spellbook. Magical. Organic. Always grants the spell Technobabble.

    Notes
    - A Tentacle Backpack appears!
    - A Baseball Bat appears!
    - An Empty Bucket appears!
    - The Item Bestiary reappears!
    - The Puddle of Oil disappears!
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    I strap a missile to my chest and chestbump the tower.
    110/180
    Rift Blaster
    Health: 16000/16000
    Shields: 4000/4000
    Attacks:
    Singularity Weapon [Damage: 750 | Ammo: 15/15 | Special Effects: Wormhole (Damages target for 300 for 3 posts) Totem Power (For every Totem, +100 damage)]
    Repair Self [Health restored: 1000 | Shields restored: 300 | Ammo: 5/5 | Special Effects: Nanobot Restoration (Regenerates 200 health for 2 posts) Out of Nanobots (3 non-Bioshock post cooldown)]
    Fire at Will [Damage: 2 | Ammo: Infinite | Special Effects: Fast Fire (Hits 300 times) Fired at Him (Does x2 damage against vehicles with Will anywhere in its name)]
    Laser Blast [Damage: 400 | Ammo: 10/10 | Special Effects: Big Laser (Pierces to next enemy vehicle) Shield Breaker (Pierces shields)]
    Swing Totem [Damage: 200 | Ammo: 10/10 | Special Effects: distaction.... (Next attack by hit vehicle fails)]
    Release Totem [Ammo: 1/1 | Special Effects: Totem Release (Adds one Totem)]
    Boosts: Health Restoration (Regenerates 500 health every post) Shield Restoration (Regenerates 100 shields every post) Totem Pole (All attacks gain 1 ammo per totem every post) Orbital Vehicle (Attacks have a 50% chance to miss) Timeless (Not affected by round ends)
    Curses: Slow Totems (For every totem, Orbital Vehicle loses 5% chance to miss, to a minimum of 10%)
    Totem
    Health: 6000/6000
    Shields: 1000/1000
    Attacks:
    Aether Cannon [Damage: 0 | Ammo: 3/3 | Special Effects: Electrifying (Electrocutes target for 3 posts)]
    Boosts: Timeless (Not affected by round ends)
    Curses: None
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    108/180
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    posted a message on Be The Godmodders: Defeat Notch [Finished]
    8/10 LWSS
    9/12 Canada Goose
    Canada Goose [100/100hp] [1000 attack]
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    posted a message on Destroy the Tower
    106/180
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    posted a message on (Hunger Games Forum Game) Welcome to the 6th Annual Hunger Games!
    Put the tuque on your arm, find a hiding spot, and take a catnap.
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