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    posted a message on Destroy the Castle: REBOOTED!
    If it helps, you don't have to quote everything, just the things that directly influence the field, like attacks and such.

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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders III: Digital Warfare
    I use a Christmas Tree on the Wither, if I can. If not (and there really should be boss tags), then I simply lightning rod the Wither.
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    posted a message on The Infinite War(DISCONTINUED)
    I ask the blues to arm the arm with an arm cannon. They say yes, thinking that it will be a cannon for their arm, but it's actually a replacement for the arm, turning the regeneration arm into a completely different cannon arm, designed specifically for cannoning instead of regenerationing. The arm tries to heal itself by sucking up a nearby hill, but it actually shoots the hill, turning it into a small crater. The arm then tries to regenerate the head by pointing itself back at the head and firing what it assumes to be a heal beam - but it's actually another blast of fury, which bounces off the head's Plot Armor™, off a mirror shield from a nearby fight, off a satellite, into space...

    As the blues in the arm watch the laser go flying off as a twinkle in the sky, they realize that their arm is an arm cannon, not an arm regeneration, and fixit back into a regeneration arm, and continue the fight, until the laser returns after bouncing off an astronaut's helmet and blows the arm to high heaven.
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    posted a message on (Hunger Games Forum Game Reboot) Welcome to the 1st Annual Hunger Games!
    Hike carefully back to where the walnut trees were, spear ready to strike.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders III: Digital Warfare
    I vote health up and re-mass guard the civilians.
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    posted a message on The Infinite War(DISCONTINUED)
    I set fire to an orphanage and cackle maniacally like a master. A master maniac, or maybe the other way around. Anyway, the regeneration arm sees this, and stops the fire by patting it down with an equally-giant wet towel, becoming a hero. The regeneration arm, formerly down on its luck, a zero, becomes a hero, so the 4200 health it has plus one hero equals 420 health, because one zero cancels out one hero. Then I bring the arm to a DARE meeting, where it is gladly accepted - until someone checks its health. It promptly gets kicked right back out, because 420 blaze it, and then actual blazes, attracted to the smell of smoking weed erry day, come and blow the arm into sawdust.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders III: Digital Warfare
    I pretend to be comatose.
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    posted a message on (Hunger Games Forum Game Reboot) Welcome to the 1st Annual Hunger Games!
    How did you fall over from throwing a rock?? Grab all your stuff and look around for anybody that might have pushed you over.
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    posted a message on (Hunger Games Forum Game Reboot) Welcome to the 1st Annual Hunger Games!
    Throw a rock away from you into a bush in the opposite direction to spook the deer into coming near you.
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    posted a message on Stykz Semitext Quest




    Okay, I guess this isn't going to leave your computer. But it better not get on the Internet, or on one of your many, many email contact boards.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders III: Digital Warfare
    I hit a zombie with a lightning rod.
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    posted a message on The Infinite War(DISCONTINUED)
    I batter the battered regeneration arm with a better butter battering ram of better batter butter batter better battering batter of better batter butter batters battering badder better butter batter batty butter batters battering better butter batter batter battering ram butter batters.
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    posted a message on Brothers in Harms [WWII Text Adventure]
    I kick the grenade away and then jump away from it and roll onto the bottom of the hill.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders III: Digital Warfare
    I heat myself with a medkit. Then I realize that I heated myself, not healed myself, and the medkit is on fire, finishing me off. However, Ensciclopeda Brotonnia, the god of spelling and grammar, takes pity on me, and revives me using the power of proper pronunciation, healing me instead of heating me, and with additional health added to my 12 health.
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    posted a message on Stykz Semitext Quest


    There isn't anything of interest out here, unless you find enormous grids of boring houses interesting. It's like the author is railroading you back into the house, or something.



    Maybe there'll be a camera in the attic.



    Yeah, here it is.



    This isn't going to leave your camera, of course. What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen. Well, that and your sister will eviscerate you on top of the poster thing for taking a leaf off her potted plant.
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