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13thMurder posted a message on Staff Show your picture!jefe cannot camera.Posted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat -
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StealthBravo posted a message on PM box variety fun timePosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
"I keep trying to tell people bumping is ACCIDENTAL!!!"
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Raynbow posted a message on Best/Worst Reportswhat evenPosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
okay lets just ban him because he's replying to others, whatever -
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Ivy posted a message on PM box variety fun timeThat dog breed has been ruined for me now.Posted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
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Raynbow posted a message on PM box variety fun timeUPDATE TIMEPosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
No flaming, but stupidity levels are still really high.
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Rogue posted a message on Staff QuotesPosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
Didn't realize this was the awfully horrible pun thread. -
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Xetron posted a message on Staff Quotes[22:49:45] <eftj> Moderating when you feel realy ill isn't funPosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
[22:49:53] <citricsquid> moderating is never fun
[22:49:54] <citricsquid> it's your duty
[22:50:47] <cestislife> i like how you voted yes squiddy
[22:50:53] <citricsquid> cestislife fuck the system -
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adigregorio posted a message on Herobrine, prevarication, and general hoaxeryPosted in: Administrators & Moderators--Herobrine--First off, welcome to the Herobrine mega-thread! While searching for a thread to contribute to, I realized there were NO threads! Well no threads that weren't either deader than a zombie, or locked tighter than an iron door keeping that zombie out!
So having the mad skills, I've decided to create a place for Herobrine to lurk. A place for members to discuss him, feel his love, rub his belly....wait that's Buddah. Regardless, this is a thread for the Brine of Heros (That's pickle water by the way)
Before we get to the meat (and now potatoes!) of the topic, let's be sure we know something right off the bat (he we have those too!). Is Herobrine really in Minecraft? Was he ever in Minecraft?
The answer to those questions, is a resounding no. But that doesn't make him "unreal" (Now if he was in Quake...) So no, Herobrine never has been in Minecraft. And, if they put him in now, I feel it would take away from what/who he is.
(Did you see that transition sentence, oh yeah mad skills.)
Chapter 1) What's a Herobrine, some kind of pickled sandwich?
While I love hoagies, and grinders, as much as the next guy. No, Herobrine is no sammich. Pictured at the top of this thread, is the menace known as Herobrine. "Menace?" you say, YES!
Who else shuts down threads faster than a moderator? Who else can turn two wonderful players into warring factions of hate? Who else can help you achieve oneness with all and reach nirvana....crap, that's Buddha again...
Let's slow down a second. Actually, let's go backwards in time (for several seconds). The first time Herobrine was mentioned was a long time ago, in an internet far-far-away. He appears to have arrived on the scene around August 22 2010.
For all to see, the original posting of Herobrine:
http://inuscreepystu.../minecraft.html
However, that's not what causes us the Minegrief. No, it's this:
(Thank you Minecraft Wiki: http://www.minecraft.../wiki/Herobrine )
When you take the blog out of the post, it becomes even more creepy. Even more pastaish!
The post, well that hardly received any attention at first. Not until Brocast decided to hoax it up a notch. (Get it, Notch?) Once they took the reigns, this pasta dish became more popular than flying spaghetti! After that it was down hill, people were hoaxing the Brinerâ„¢ left and right. Faster than any cliche I can spout about it. In fact, I tried to do a search for Herobrine on google. It went from about 10 (in 2010) to more than I can count (2012). In two years, Herobrine has made quite a name for himself. For not even being real!
If you've been following, we're at a crossroads. This is where people decide to "spread the dread" or to "Sooth the truth". From the evidence provided, we can see the answer to the question: "What is Herobrine" Well the answer is simple: "He is a made up story about creepy pasta."
Creepypasta is a form of Copypasta that consists of short horror stories that are often posted on message boards or sent via email. Many are meant to be legitimately scary and unnerve the reader, while others are intentionally written to be silly or incoherent.
http://knowyourmeme....mes/creepypasta
So where do you stand? Will you lie, "Herobrine's real" or will you be a real hero? Will you mend the miners? Let them know he is just another lasagna as the evidence shows. Herobrine is nothing more than a scary story, to be told over the light of a torch; deep in a cave somewhere.
Chapter 2) There is no chapter two!
As the title of this chapter suggests, we are entering the weird. Imagine, if you will, a made up character that gains the adoration of millions. Then, by some twist of fate, or perhaps by a twist of shout, he enters.........the twilight zone.
So we have this creepy pasta running around making a mess of peoples games, turning their fear meters all the way up to eleven. People have to start labeling this fear! So the rumors started.
"Herobrine is Notchs' dead brother"
Wrong, Notch's brother is not dead. There is no brother of Notch! But that didn't stop the rumor. Sanity never does...because if it isn't Notch's dead broham, then it must be:
"Herobrine is a demon!"
Wrong, Notch's brother wasn't a demon either...oh wait. Let's say it was a demon for a second, where the heck is Heroinpickle? (You know the girl version, that is an angel?)
There are a ton more "suggestions" as to what Herobrine is. But as I already stated, there is no Herobrine therefore all he is, is nothing! This doesn't change the fact that he does exist though. Maybe not as what was presented in the beginning, but he has become a face. A face that is just as much Minecraft, as the creeper. Creeper Pasta?
Chapter 3) Thanks for spoiling the fun
You're quite welcome! For this spoiled fun, translates into a wonderful place to talk about Herobrine! That's right folks:
Are you tired of having your Herobrine threads locked? Do you want a place where you can kick back and wile away the hours discussing that creepiest of creepies? What about a thread where you can take your shoes off, only to return later? Or a three hour tour into the deserted island that is "Herobrine"?
Then this is the mega thread for you, were talking Megatron mega thread. Anything, and everything Herobrine shall be presented in this hallowed hall. Just be sure to bring meatballs, I hate plain spaghetti...
When I type anything, I mean anything Herobrine related belongs in here. I want to know all I can about this fellow, what do you guys think of him? If you think he should be added to the game, then post! If you think he shouldn't, also post! Do your Heropart, heropost in this herothread.
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Nimphina posted a message on PM box variety fun timeSomething I forgot to post months ago:Posted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
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Rmarmorstein posted a message on PM box variety fun timemhmmmPosted in: Off topic, testing and misc. chat
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Naw, naw hes cool :biggrin.gif: because he took the words right out of my mouth.
Mod edit: Warn issued for flaming and...
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