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Slade was suddenly confronted by an army of cats. They suddenly attack him.

SO HE SENDS OUT A MASSIVE BLAST OF ELECTRICITY, COMPLETELY FRYING THE POOR KITTIES, LEAVING THEM UNCONSCIOUS (though not dead).

And then a zombie FLIES at him. CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WEIRDER?

So Slade shoots the Zombie with lightnings!

And it does nothing, cos dead things don't really care much for electricity, especially seeing as though Slade already wasted most of his 'juice'!

So Slade smoke-ports onto it's back, causing it to face-plant into the ground, where Slade then smashes it's skull open, decaying segments of brain littering the street, amongst the smell of charred kitten.


LIFE IS GOOD.

((I know I'm not actually RPing ATM, waiting for teh sequel, but just like to mention:
I hope X and Y have Mega Eevee. And, come to think of it, Mega Charizard, Mega Blastoise...... OMG, Mega Joey XD. Who's actually played PTD?))

((Yeh. Still, we can pretend they've met before.))

((I don't remember either of those names!

I remember something about Vanessa thinking Slade was cute though, I SWEAR, MR PUNKIN, I SWEAR!))

((When Vanessa first came in, your brought in that group of evil archers or whatever? Yeah, Vanessa basically tore them to pieces, then flirted with Slade. What..... I THINK that was you..... cos then I remember the thing about Lara's 'assets'))
((The dance is starting. So, there's music now.))

((Oh god. I have enough cr#p right now. We weren't saying nasty things behind your back, we were having a 'conciliatory' meeting about your lack of posting in anything other than Sol's arc. The worst thing was said was the possibility of you being with the government and actually being here to turn us in. No offense was meant, and I speak for us all (Me, Zeke & krazaz) when I say we are truly, deeply sorry for any harm we may have caused you. All that happened was I brought to attention that you had ONLY (for the most part) posted in relation to Sol's arc, despite having a full IC day, which lasted at least a real month, to post.))

Chapter 1
<Slade>

((Rational Thought: Whoah! What the hell is this?))
((Randomosity: Intro. Thought it would spice things up.))
((Insanity: I JUST MADE GOOGLE RECOGNIZE RANDOMOSITY AS A REAL WORD!))
((RT: GORRAM IT! This isn't Twilight! Why would you do something so stupid?))
((I: KITTEN FLAVORED DONUTS ARE FRIENDS!))
((R: it was a good idea.........))
((I: NO, JUST NO!))
((RT:...... he predicted what I would say. Why are we even doing this?))
((R: Post length? Randomosity? Boredom?))

Slade's spider senses are tingling. Aliens, Zombies and Cats, oh my! He rushes off to where he thinks they are so he can finally do something.

((I.E, TELL ME WHERE TO GO DAMNIT!))

For me, school finishes in four weeks. Or maybe it's three.....

Ryik. If you were female, I would marry you, right here, right now, on this very spot.

And then I would stick my Waffle in your Toaster.

Because our Toaster is broken, it burns everything. And it was made over 10 years ago..... I think?



Also, technically since this is the COTG universe, the planes of existence can be whatever we damn well want them to be.

Although I think were talking about a different plane of existence's here.
My understanding of them involves mystic entities and possible ghost food..... Maybe psychopathic ghosts.

((Well I remember she hit on Slade in HMA I and he basically rolled over like a puppy dog. I'm just saying, it could be interesting, seeing how he's with Lara and all. Or your new character would do. OR BOTH. Vanessa + That one guy who's attracting ladies. Could be an awkward but great relationship. Until one of them gets bored.))
((Side Note- I'M GOING TO PM ALL MAJOR INACTIVE PLAYERS, AS WELL AS ALL THOSE WHO STILL DON'T HAVE THEIR APPS IN THE OP, WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK!))

((I believe mentioning a few posts ago, it simply makes you attracted to her, regardless of 'other factors' *koff* bewbs *koff* At the very least, you would simply find yourself trying to catch glimpses of her/possibly thinking about her. Besides that, you don't neccessarily have to be like the stupid NPC's. Amd probablly Slade.))

((.................sort of?))

((Think of it this way, although keep in mind it's actually a bit different:
She has a curse on her that attracts (primarily) members of the opposite species.))

((Wait, what? NO. STOP MISINTERPRETING. I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE WEARING DIRT STAINED, CLOTHING, I SAID THATS MY IDEA OF DRUIDS CLOTHING. I DID LOOK AT THE PICTURE.))

((And what the hell would she do? Go on about nothing?))

((I did not say dirt clothing, simply dirt stained. Your idea is completly different from mine. Mine is more more, maybe like, a wreath of flowers, or a few wooden charms, but other than that, just normal, albeit torn up and wrecked))
((Also, that's not really how it works, but..... Whatever.))

Quote from chocolate cake

Beef Jerky.

I don't know if it's just me, but for some pages on the wiki I can only access the source code instead of the normal editor.

It automatically does that if they have to many templates and things that can only be edited properly in source mode. Say, five infoboxes.

Quote from Ryik7

I prefer MURDEROUS EMBRACES myself.

I call them ATTACK HUGS for a reason.

Mostly the poison smeared on my clothing which I am immune to, partially the cyanide has released by the thing on my arm, which is why I always wear a gas mask.