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Quote from Buttons»

"What do you mean, repeating each other?"
"What do you mean, repeating each other?"

speaks in unison: ""We just think alike about a lot of things"""

"Btw, Groudy, my female counterpart is hot, right?"
"Yeah, I'm hot, right?"

""Also, sure, you're free to play yourself if you want, Groudy. But we like being slugs!""

""Also, we are still hungry.""

"yeah"

"You don't need to elaborate."

"Can if I want!"

"Shuttup!"

"No, you shuttup!" "No, you shuttup!" "No, you shuttup." "No, you shuttup." "No, you shut uuuup!" "No you shuttuuuuuuup, times infinity!!!!"

"...."

she isn't as smart as me

"I heard that..."

Quote from minecraftsucksrobloxrules»

minecraft sucks it copied roblox.roblox was made 2006.minecraft was made 2012. and you dont need mods for everything."oh but roblox has blocks and minecraft features!" but roblox has other shapes than blocks "but minecraft has better content!" uh roblox dosent let you say bad things while you can name items bad words. "but minecraft has a more friendly content and its easy to play!" roblox is free and minecraft is money.

Quote from Buttons»

*eats all Groudys chocolate and gives half to my female duplicate*

nom nom nom
nom nom nom

I think she likes me more now
I think I like him a little more now

"Hey Groudy! You wanna get some more food from the gas station shop?"
"Hey Groudy! You wanna get some more food from the gas station shop?"

*me and my female duplicate look at each other*

"what are you looking at?"
"what are you looking at?"

*You got a problem or something?"
*You got a problem or something?"

"Stop copying me!"

"Stop copying me!"

"damn it!"
"damn it!"

"It's a good thing you're a good look'n slug or this would just get annoying!"
"Uh... ...this is getting annoying."

"What?"
"What?"

The lost city of Sluglantis?

Because the old one had 628 posts but then died. It was my most popular thread, so, here it is again! Also, title says it all. Have fun! 😸

Quote from Pandolen»

W.. What? Wait, oh no - I mean gosh, no! All my stories are totally true! Not one word of a lie. Really. Honest. Who could possibly make that stuff up? But you see, I'm just not good at English spelling and grammar because I'm a cow, so it takes quite an effort to write down my very true and real memories and make them decent enough to read. Gosh, if I wrote them in cow language it would look something like this: Moo moo, mooing-mooing moo-moo moo, mooy mooy moo-moo.

But I'm sure glad you read them

Quote from Pandolen»

Some people hate cows right!

Quote from NightsRemnant»

girls that scream for no good reason

Up top! *High-fives Dreaju* Does that count?

The next poster has to fly on Pandolen when he's hyped up on Alfalfa

Was inspired by someone (Pandolen) on another thread (Corrupt a Wish) to make this, and someone ( Pandolen again) told me some cow stories on my profile, so, yeah. Just share some cow stories that you have, and follow the terms of service too. Later!

Quote from groudongirl59»

*Finds out the duplicates are basically Buttons and Groudon as the opposite gender* Hm… *Equips auto-drive! And we start driving towards the finish line without me driving* *Grabs 3ds and starts playing Pokémon Moon* That's odd, all my Pokémon are here… there's my Primarina, my shiny Cubone, my Growlithe, my Ledian, my Alolan Persian, and my Toucanon, all at their EXACT same level… … WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My female self is kinda hot. Do you think I should ask her out?

I asked her. All she had to say is that she is hungry.

I had to agree.

Quote from AppleEater01»

Update: McDonalds are doing a really neat special right now. Two burgers, one named the Ranch Californian Chicken and the New York Stack. I had the former one, it was delicious.

Mmm, good choice. Delicious bird!

Quote from groudongirl59»

I read them… WAIT! So your cow stories WERE made up!

W.. What? Wait, oh no - I mean gosh, no! All my stories are totally true! Not one word of a lie. Really. Honest. Who could possibly make that stuff up? But you see, I'm just not good at English spelling and grammar because I'm a cow, so it takes quite an effort to write down my very true and real memories and make them decent enough to read. Gosh, if I wrote them in cow language it would look something like this: Moo moo, mooing-mooing moo-moo moo, mooy mooy moo-moo.

But I'm sure glad you read them

Quote from AstralMagic»

My mom would try to wake me at 5:55 a.m., see someone she doesn't know in our home and flip, then I'd flip, then my sisters would flip.

Then I'd probably be dragged off to prison.

Quote from groudongirl59»

Not trying to sound rude, but can we please tell tales like what Pandolen is posting? And I mean tales like the cow who cried wolf, again, not to sound rude

Now now, little one, you are not a rude person. So don't worry about that. I'm sure all AppleEater did was post in the wrong section. Maybe he was meaning to post in a food thread or something. In any case, I don't see how anyone with a name like AppleEater would be going around eating anything other than vegetable or fruit. I'm guessing he was talking about some variety of Veggie burger.

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All of this does somehow remind me of when I was just a little naive calf. Boy o boy, was I ever a cutie - but never mind how cute I was right now. The story is that as a young naive cow I remember asking my mommy why cows went missing from the farm now and then. Sometimes up to twenty cows would just disappear overnight. Not a trace of them would be seen again. My mommy told me that I wasn't ready for that sort of information just yet, and maybe it would be best if I didn't think about those things. "Set your mind on other things" she would say, "Don't worry about things out of your control," she would add; "Use your smart cow mind to imagine happy things."

Well, I still have no idea why my mommy was so protective of the information. But I was a very determined calf, and one way or another I was going to find out why so many cows went missing. So, that afternoon I said a prayer to the cow god, Moosco, and asked her to give me an answer, maybe even just a little sign that would help me understand. Unfortunately, I don't think Moosco was listening to me that day. I mean, I sat out in the paddock until the sun went down, just waiting for some kind of answer, but all I saw were the usual types of things: A young man walked by the paddock in black shiny shoes. A couple of ladies walked by eating burgers. I even saw a man who must have been a really big cow fan drive by with a picture of a cow painted on the trailer of his truck. But no, there was obviously nothing at all about those events that provided me any sort of answer at all.

Sometimes, late at night, when I think back on my childhood, I wonder how I could have been so silly. The answer is so obvious to me now. You see, when a cow reaches a certain stage in their life, they are taken away from the farm life and sent on a vacation of their choice. It's like a reward for all the delicious milk they provide those human types.

By the way, my mommy never did tell me the answer, she was also one of the lucky cows to be chosen to go on an unexpected vacation about a year ago, so I had to figure all this out on my own. Of course, I still haven't figured out why all those cows don't return from their vacations, I guess they are just enjoying themselves too much to come home.

Gosh.... I just can't wait until I am one of the lucky cows selected for a vacation too. I think I'll choose Hawaii for my destination, I hear the beaches there are nice.

Quote from Mastermined»

My first memory is of cows. I was in a stroller, we were walking through an english meadow, and cows surrounded my stroller to sniff my feet. quite an interesting experience when you are 2-3 years old.

Cows sure do like human feet, all those little toes lined up like that. I once met a foot I didn't like though. I found it in the meadow where I graze, and it was not attached to a leg or anything! Only a foot. All alone. As you can well imagine it turned me off my grass for weeks. My farmer had to force feed me through a tube. To be honest, I really wanted to return the foot to the human it belonged to, but every time I went looking a man in a blue uniform kept shooing me away. So rude! Well, maybe whoever it was that lost their foot grew it back one day.

Once, when our farm had an open day and people could come and stare at us cows to make us feel uncomfortable, some of us were even subject to being milked by people who didn't know how to milk properly.

I remember this one young person by the name of... err, I think their name Kana or something like that, who really didn't do a good job at all. To be honest the way they pulled and tugged down there made our teats hurt. So, the only thing a cow has left to do in these situations is fart a lot in the hope that the smell will scare the bad milker away. And, sure enough, we got rid of that heavy handed Kana and we have never seen them since. I bet they went back to being a city slicker where they only have to drink our milk. I bet they're got at that.

Moo

Yay! Nah, you're fine, just keep your grip.

Engages moo moo boost -

Well I got one for ya

As we all know, there are things that keep a cow inside called Cattle Guards. Nobody knows why this idea is a smart one but they do it anyways. We see here Bessie, a cow grown up and born behind this guard, never been past it. Now Bessie has heard rumors of grass long off from that guard, and places with buildings 3 times as high as her barn, so she has dreamed of getting past that guard for the longest time. She has watched other cows such as Tom and Bob try to get across it but to no avail, they get their hooves hurt ever time and give up, but Bessie refuses to. So she comes up with an idea. She calls all the cows over, and have Bob and Tom at the front of the crowd, and she announced that she was going to cross before their very eyes. every cow was unconvinced, until she did something astonishing...she bowled over Tom and Bob onto the guard so they were lying on it, and she climbed on them to get across. All cows were amazed, they all followed her lead and the marched to the city. Where they found a skyscraper and named it Cow Inc. and Tom and Bob were never seen again.

Yay! Cow stories are great. Thanks, Groudongirl!

Just to say, the reason I didn't actually start up a thread like this myself was because I had a few concerns about people posting stories about the fine steak dinner they ate the night before. So, with no further ado, I better share a real cow story before someone posts one of those XD

And, just in case I get ninja'd by an all-you-can-eat-beef-restaurant tale while I'm writing out a NEW cow story, I will start things off by just copy and pasting one that I have already shared on groudongirl's profile. So here it is:

The Cow That Cried Wolf

I once knew a cow named Daisy May. Her name was actually Daisy, but as you may or may not know, Daisy is like one of the most common cow names ever, and being that Daisy wanted to stand out from the other cows, she added a May to her name. She then wanted all other cows call her DM. Unfortunately, DM was a bit of a tale teller as well, but not the good kind like me; she was constantly making up stories to get attention, like: "Oh no, I see a wolf!" or "Look over there, another wolf!" and sometimes something even more terrible like, "Hey everybody, do you see that pack of wolves over there??" Well, at first all the other cows were like, "Oh no! Wolves! Run!" - but you can only fool a simple cow so many times before they stop listening, and so after a while all the other cows started to ignore DM. In fact, they barely even listened to her at all anymore. It got sooooo bad, in fact, that when wolves did actually turn up one night, not even the farmer heard Daisy May mooing for help. Well, as you can probably figure out for yourself, DM isn't around anymore, but at least the wolves are happy. Sometimes, late at night, I hear those wolves giggling in the woods nearby.

A happy slug is enlightening.