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Quote from MadDragon

PC beats them all.

EDIT: Generally playing on computer of course. Not just Windows.

So true. All the consoles people will continue to bicker over which is better... meanwhile with PC people: content silence.

A society can only be as utopian as it is dystopian. To perfect one aspect it must give up another. Therefore it's not real.

Quote from Agjm

This video has a new meme: "Pedobird".

Oh my god! On my school's daily morning news cast there was a creepy stuffed penguin/bird thing with gigantic eyes in the background! I yelled "PedoBird" then fell out of my chair laughing. This must be an omen for a new meme

http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/337761-introductions-and-leavings/
There you go

They feed, clothe, and shelter you. You are already in debt from that and this is helping make a small dent in it. Suck it up.

Is the hokey-pokey really what it's all about?

Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot long!

I lost my dog! I think it went into that cheap motel room over there... Wanna help me look for it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster&defid=2705928

Please read and end your ignorance.

Name:Ariea
Element(s): Water, peace, storms
Personality: she is very caring for her people and dislikes war. She is very calm but can become very angry and create terrible storms and things when she is irritated.
Physical descriptions/normal forms: She appears as normal person but with godly beauty.Her eyes are blue and her hair is blonde when she is calm or happy, but when she is angry her eyes turn white and her hair turn black.
What does Auto-hitting/G-modding mean: When you basically make yourself invincible, control other players, make thing instantly, ect. (Lukester5 you are really gonna have to watch out for this as this helped to end the original)
Alignment: (chaotic neutral, Lawful good, Lawful evil, etc. basic D&D alignment)
Other: Good Luck :smile.gif:

Stranger: hi, M 24, u?
You: A wild pokemon appeared!
You: It uses razor leaf! It's super effective!
You: You are down to 25/100 hp!
You: It loves you...
You: You throw a great ball!
You: Click... Click... click....
You: Yes you caught it!
You: You name him Hamoe
You: You feed him lots of berries till he gets rather plump
You: He lives a long happy life
You: Then dies of type 2 diabetes
Technical error: lost contact with server.

You: Hey
You: I love you
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a bit soon isn't it?
You: No it's love at first text
Stranger: haha
You: Haha so how much does a polar bear wheigh?
You: Enough to brake the ice!
You: My names Robert what's your's?
Stranger: daffu
Stranger: *Daffi
Stranger: lol, that's a little embarassing
You: That marvelous!
You: So listen...
You: Can I have your #?
You: can I have your #?
You: can I have it?
You: Can have it?
You: Can I?
You: Please
You: Please
Stranger: why?
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: STRANGER DANGER!!!!
You have disconnected.

You: Anything you say can and will be used against you in court
Stranger: But.... but... i did do anything!! :'(
Stranger: didnt*
You: You my friend are a dirty liar!
You: I know about those bodies in your closet
You: How?
Stranger: WHAT???
Stranger: How did you find those???
You: Because I am under your bed right now
Stranger: Yeah, but my bed isnt in my closet....
You: I only come out when you sleep
Stranger: Why would you go in my closet?? Why not the kitchen? There is food in there.
You: Yes but the human body is much more nuitrious then any food you have in your kitchen
Stranger: Touche, my friend, touche....
Stranger: Wait a second!! You're EATING the bodies???
You: Only the child he is good and l fatty, but the gym teacher is gross all sinew and muscle
You: Blah
Stranger: Oh, yeah, I forgot he was in there, I think i put in him in there a few months ago....
You: Mmmmmm yes the Maggots are getting rather frequent
Stranger: Ahh, well I guess I better go clean my closet out then.... can't have you in there with a bunch of maggots....
You: Thank you their company is rather unpleasant and they eat almost as fast as me
Stranger: Well, bye bye!!

OH GOD THE EDGES, SO ROUGH, .

Ehhh i guess Oh well... If you are starting Gods tonight then tell me, I want to be the one who lights the fuse.

Muuuwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Trollface.

Firstly, I saw your posts in different RPs.

Don't write like that. People appreciate literacy and sise.

Secondly, look at popular RPs that AREN'T one liner-hell. For example Dragonslayers or Cataclysmic Wintertide. Bad example is Multiverse, since it has got poor RPing quality, poor OP and lives because of one-liners and charisma of author.

((Wait, he didn't touch Jacob!))


FROM THIS MOMENT I DECLARE THE TEA TIME!


READ OVER THE PREVIOUS POSTS. IC POSTING IS PROHIBITED UNTILL WE GET AN IDEA OF THE STUFF HAPPENING.

Quote from Gales92

It may be a display of a rp but it shows the quality of rpers in a different PLACE not here. If they want to brag about their skills they can brag about it else where so that it doesn't make a huge post like this. IT may amaze some people that they could do this but in enough time i could write a story longer then their rp with the same quality. Also i am not going to say that i am a god at rping. I only came here around 4 months ago so yes i still am technicaly a noob to fourm rping. What you are saying is that you know better then i do in rping, but that doesn't matter since no one is better then the other.

((Please, capitalise "I". That makes me feel about people unserious, along with pony avatars and stupid names.))

Ya know, the people here don't even roleplay. They just play.

"i cmoe out of the cave and see krukes and i wave to him"
"krukes notices imo and waves to him too. he says "hello""

The posts aren't longer than a paragraph. As far as I know, RPing itself requires the participants to actually write like they write a book. They describe feelings, thoughts, motivations, not just say that he stabs the guy and runs away.

Quote from The Scout

>Name: Zoosmell Pooplord.

TRY AGAIN, SMART ASS

((Notice: Is it allowed to do a thread like this in this forum? I hope so.))

So, unfortunately the forum roleplaying was flooded by low-quality, effortless RPs that won't survive longer than week. Those RPs are throwing good ones straight to bottom, where no-one would read them. So, some advices regarding that situation:


1. Don't make bad RPs.

If you think your idea is unque, think twice before posting, think of amout of RPs you started. I assure you, you'll either won't make it, or make it better. Look at other RPs that collected good amount of posts. Participate in some. Please, don't flood the forums by your low-quality RPs. Sometimes good posting guides appear here that could help you.

1.1 Don't support bad RPs

You notice a bad RP. Idea seems somewhat good, so you join it anyway, you are giving it a chance. But it bumps that thread that is going to die in a week, it wastes time and buries good rps. Think twice BEFORE you join. Think about high-quality RPs that are such a shame to loose. Close the tab and never return to that thing.

2. Give reputation to good RPs.

Some players may find RP interesting, unque, awesome, etc. but won't join due to some reasons. Why not give the author reputation, so everyone would know that this RP is endorsed by people? You'll make the author happy for sure and would help people around.

2.1 Support good RPs if you can

You've posted, you've left. That's an ordinary kind of posting in RPs. Soon you forget about it, the RP dies, author and members are disappointed and the time is wasted.

But you can save it. Leave the tab open or bookmark the RP. Is it that hard? If you can't bookmark it, make sure to at least CHECK it.

3 Forum modification

That's more a proposal: Why not divide the section into two parts: Serious RP and Newbie RP? The Do not Disrupt RPs rule won't apply to serious RP section so the people could express their opinions (Freedom of word, something americanish that we need here)

More advices should be appreciated. Good ones would make it into the post.

EDIT: And even this thread didn't help. I don't want to point at users, but it's getting desperate.

Quote from Softblush

When we collect enough prayer, let's inject it into her spinal cord.

Despite my Catholicism, I found this hilarious.

Quote from Achilles

Hunger Games movie? AND I HAVE TO WAIT THREE YEARS FOR MY ENDER'S GAME MOVIE? ASDFASDFASDFASDFSDFSDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF

Oh hush, I'm still waiting on my Dark Tower movie(s).

Quote from PixL8

Skrillex just dropped the bass so hard the Earth cracked open. Therefore you can't exist anymore.

Why is Skrillex so bad at fishing?
He always drops the bass.