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    posted a message on Escape the Cave!

    Upon taking the lantern, the path is immediately lit around the party. Two paths are at the party's sides.


    David: Dang it, where do we go?! Should we go right?

    Connor: I think we should go left...


    Right votes: 1/4

    Left votes: 1/4


    Lantern Time: 01:27

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    posted a message on I did X, and it went horribly wrong!

    It becomes Minecraft, then Roblox, then you lose all three games permanently.


    "Special Attack... STING RAY!"

    The Sting Ray goes flying into the next poster!


    (Yes, my Inkling is green.)

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    posted a message on Feed Nyan

    I feed it... ME, making it magical flavor, and I respawn somewhere else.

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    posted a message on Walmart War
    Quote from algot120»

    I grab a frozen pizza and use it as a shield.


    By the way, where are you getting working splatoon weapons at walmart?


    I got them from a Sheldon's Picks box, Volume 1.

    Using my Bamboozler MK III (More specifically), I fire rapidly to break your frozen pizza shield. I bring out a Tempered Dynamo Roller to crush algot.
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    posted a message on Death Messages

    Idelac was Etho'd by Etho, which was triggered by SwedishDragon


    Using a series of loudspeakers, I make the next poster's ears bleed.

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    posted a message on The War of Luck
    Quote from Winkins»

    I pull out a giant dart which needed both hands to throw and envision LARR as a dartboard to throw the oversized dart at.


    I soon launch the giant dart with an overhead throw.


    Rolled a 5!
    Instead of a dart, you pull out an oversized gun with an oversized bullet. You fire it, and the bullet PENETRATES LARR's head for 138 damage!

    LifeAsRoyalRanger's HP: 0/300
    You died! Revive?

    Quote from algot120»

    I look for items


    Rolled a 1.
    You find two items:
    • Healing Grape: Restores 50 HP.
    • Bear Trap Fist: Increases roll power of fist-based attacks by 1.

    I attempt to steal the Bear Trap Fist from algot and roll a 5!

    The Bear Trap Fist was stolen.


    NEW MECHANIC: Item Stealing

    You can steal an item from the enemy team. To successfully steal the item, you must roll a 5 or higher.


    (I forgot to move last turn, this explains my extra move)

    I equip the Bear Trap Fist and use Fire Punch. I roll a 7 (6+1)!!! (No, I didn't rig it! Since nobody assisted me, the multiplier will be x2.1.)

    NEW MECHANIC: Solo 7's

    When someone manages to roll a 7 without assists, RNG will be rolled to determine the multiplier. The user will still die, and all allies will take 10-20 damage.


    When I go to unleash my Fire Punch, the flame suddenly turns white and colossally grows in size. As I run toward the enemy, I tell my allies to back away.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Operation_Upshot-Knothole_-_Badger_001.jpg
    I die, Scaredhappy takes 10 damage, algot takes 13 damage, O5 takes 195 damage, Pepsi takes 111 damage, Winkins takes 187 damage.

    dufhugth20's HP: 0/300 HP
    Scaredhappyguy's HP: 290/300 HP
    algot120's HP: 170/300 HP
    O5Fourteen's HP: 58/300 HP
    PepsiCola350's HP: 0/300 HP
    Winkins's HP: 113/300 HP
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    posted a message on Rock, Paper, Anything

    The infinity gauntlet gets punched into space with a mega-finity gauntlet. (One-upmanship, anyone?)

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    posted a message on Misquoting
    Quote from Faiyamon»

    Yo duf, DIE!

    *Super-Jumps back to spawn*
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    posted a message on The War of Luck

    Sorry for the wait, guys. GM'ing two games (Other is Escape the Cave) is pretty tiring.

    Quote from O5Fourteen»

    (Boxing robot: Built in 3 turns, attack power of a 5)


    I attack LARR with Roblox parlour. He has to play a parlour level perfectly, or be "impeached" with a made. However, for all I know, LARR is good at Roblox Parlour. To stop him from playing it perfectly, he has to play using a voodoo morph that is cursed to suffer a second of lag every minute. When his character falls into the lava, I "impeach" LARR with a mace.


    Rolled a 6!!
    Time stops. You move over to LARR, and shove him into the lava. Impeachment deals 108 damage to LARR, time-suspension deals 47 damage to you.

    LifeAsRoyalRanger's HP: 95/300 HP
    O5Fourteen's HP: 253/300 HP
    Quote from algot120»

    I tell duff to show who is on what team every update and shoot O5Fourteen using a gaster blaster


    Rolled a 2.
    The blaster suddenly redirects itself towards you for 57 damage.

    algot120's HP: 183/300 HP
    Quote from PepsiCola350»

    I shout at death itself to let me go back


    Rolled a 6!
    You've been revived. Get up!

    Quote from Winkins»

    Through the absurdity of mirrors, I get in front of the Gaster Blaster's beam and redirected it back to Algot.


    (Assumed this was done after algot's turn)
    Rolled a 3.
    The blaster's beam has already been redirected at him.


    GAH, imma bring 05 with me to do this parkour, and if one of us fall off, then they suffer 100.


    (Assumed this was done after O5's turn)
    Rolled a 3.
    None of you suffer 100.
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    posted a message on Answer the question above you

    I'd rather not talk about it...


    Do you want to know why I wouldn't want to talk about it?

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    posted a message on Walmart War

    I jump down, bring out a Soda Slosher, and dump some ink on the fire, putting it out instantly. I re-climb the tree and snipe you with my Bamboozler MK III.

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    posted a message on Walmart War
    Quote from algot120»


    I throw a vending machine at you and some instant tree seeds fall out and grow under you


    With my dualies, I dodge roll to the side. Its crash site is deadly. It SMASHES through Winkins's furniture boat, creating a big hole and letting lots of ink in.

    Quote from Winkins»

    It didn't take too long for the ink to seep and go through the wood and other materials that it was made off. I panic briefly before I grab the conveniently placed FLEX TAPE and soon convert the furniture fort into a furniture boat in the inky sea.


    Soon enough, I upgrade the slingshot into a larger slingshot and shot a small cabinet towards the shelf that duf was standing on, causing the shelf to be knocked off and have duf soon falling into the inky ocean which he flooded the Walmart in.



    I do fall into the ink, but thankfully it's MY ink, so I'm unharmed. I uproot the trees algot planted, and re-plant them on another shelf. I pull out a Bamboozler MK III and use the tree as a sniping tower.

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    posted a message on Answer the question above you

    I am not interested in memes, so I have no answer.


    What games do you play?

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    posted a message on Walmart War

    That's no prob, as I came with other weapons, too. I bust out some Splat Dualies and continue the flood, hopefully making the ink seep into Winkins's furniture fort.

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    posted a message on What do you do?

    Trigger a reverse-rain of WOMEN.


    Your classmates want to escape school, what do you do?

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