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    posted a message on The Vending Machine
    Out comes a calculator.

    In goes a yeast infection.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on ♕Herocraft - Minecraft RPG Server Multiplayer - THE ORIGINAL RPG SERVER (2010)! - [Heroes-Townships-PVP/PVE-RPG]
    1. In-game name: dazonkey
    2. Location and Age:CA, USA 15
    3. Previous Bans from other servers (explain): I was recently banned from a PvP server, norules, for griefing an admins house which was not protected and had no sign saying that it was an admins house. OP wanted to take the stuff I found away (many blocks of many minerals) and my defence was that it was unprotected, so it was fair game. He said it was not, because it was a noob admins house. I responded by saying that admins should not have the ability to spawn items, because it was a 100% legit server. Then he started yelling random ******** about how I shouldn't have done it, which is completely against what he says his server is, bans me. I'm done with that story, still really pissed off about it
    4. Referral(s):none
    5. Have you voted for Herocraft (No? do so here! http://tiny.cc/hco1): Yes
    6. How'd you hear about Herocraft? I was browsaling the forums and I picked this server.
    7. Special Key: Do NOT leave blank. {HCd10}
    8. Do you agree to the Herocraft EULA and ToS? Yes, and with rules like that this should be a very enjoyable experience.
    9. Reason(s) you should be accepted: I think that this is a really well administrated server (by what the rules say) and I think it would be a fun experience without any griefing to me, and the community seems nice.
    10. Additional Info: Heroes is my favorite plugin, I join any Heroes server I can if I get the chance.
    Posted in: PC Servers
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    posted a message on The mystery vending machine
    Out comes cheese.

    In goes Charmander.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Allyria RPG server [heroes] [events] [whitelist]
    You had me at [Heroes]
    • In game name:dazonkey
    • Why you want whitelist: I love heroes servers, they are teh funzies
    • Whether or not you are a troll (y/n): No
    • another server you play on: Haven't been any major ones for a long time, but I do play on the minecraftpvp hunger games and ctf servers every once in a while.
    Posted in: PC Servers
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    posted a message on Community Creations - The Banner Contest
    Quote from ZephireNZ

    CorruptAngel for sure :) All great submissions, though. What a great community we have!

    Gross those monsters look all rounded.Makes me wanna puke.

    Eli's is the besticle.
    Posted in: Minecraft News
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    posted a message on How to Survive the Nether
    Quote from Kholdstare

    My version is much simpler and doesn't involve pansy-**** peaceful mode.

    Rule 1: Wear iron armor.
    Rule 2: If you have access to them, have fire resistance potions on hand.
    Rule 3: Don't attack pigzombies.
    Rule 4: Kill Ghasts and Blazes with a bow from a distance, and retreat if you get hit by a blaze.

    The problem here is you have to have been to the Nether before to get Fire Resist Potions, this is a guide for first timers
    Quote from spiderraptor42

    You forgot:
    cobble base
    tree farm with cobble walls around it
    ender chest for sending glowstone/blaze rods/ghast tears etc. back home
    redsone zombie pig trap
    chicken/wheat/watermelon farm for getting food in the nether
    nether wart farm/ brewing room (for making potion of fire resistance, very handy in the nether)
    enchantment table (IF you have excess diamond)
    feel free to post! :Spider:

    Whoa whoa whoa, we are gathering resources from the Nether, not living there. And Ender Chests arent even out yet.
    Quote from IronMagus

    Good job! :)

    And re: Rule 3 -- pigmen will not blame it on you unless you've deflected the ghast's fireball at them. If it's actually coming from the ghast then they will get angry at the ghast (just the one though, not the whole group I don't believe, and also it won't matter much since they most likely won't be able to reach him to fight back anyway.)

    This is not so, if they get hurt, they will attack the closest non-pigmen entity which is probably you, the player
    Posted in: Survival Mode
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    posted a message on I need a code!
    Quote from Nighthawk0973

    Basically you need to look over the snowball and/or arrow code to (EntityThrowable, EntitySnowball, EntityArrow) learn more about entity creation. Then use the code I gave you to make your wand item create the new Entity (you'll need to make this entity with a new class, etc) when the play right clicks. Then add your own code for other features. IDK how to make an actual thunderstorm lightning bolt appear, you'll have to find that out from someone else XD

    You might also want to check Spawner Egg code. They spawn entities too!
    Quote from samoc9549

    OK Nighthawk. Anyone willing to tell me how to spawn an actual lightning bolt?

    Go to one of the classes for lightning, and one of them(or all of them) should have some name for the entity lightning. It would probably say 'EntityLightning' or something of the like but I'm not sure, check yourself.
    Posted in: Modification Development
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    posted a message on How to Survive the Nether
    So, I have found that most people have trouble exploring the nether to get their blaze rods and such, so I am here to advise you on how to survive the nether!


    Rule 1: NEVER and I say NEVER bring any diamonds to the Nether. If you were wearing diamond armor and you died, well you can say goodbye to it because it either burned in lava/fire OR it survived but it's too far away for you to retrieve.
    Just don't do it, it will save you a lot of grief.

    Rule 2:Bring a bow and a fishing rod. If your bow cant reach a dastardly ghast, the fishing rod can. Yank that sucker towards you and slice/shoot it.

    Rule 3: Pigmen are nice! Or not. Just don't attack them or they will rape you. Also, don't let the ghasts shoot them, they will blame it on you!

    Rule 4: Stay away from lava! Where there is lava, there's death, and where there's lava death, there's destroyed items. And even if you do stay away from lava, all that netherrack fire will burn the items.

    Rule 5: Bring cobblestone! Cobblestone wont get blown up by ghasts or set on fire like netherrack, so placing cobblestone everywhere will help you reach your goal!

    Rule 6: Finding a fortress. I know finding a nether fortress can be hard, and it may make you want to restart your world if it isnt the first thing you see, but they are possible to find! If you have Rei's/Zan's minimap mod, mark your portal as a waypoint so you dont lose it. And when you find that fortress, mark it too! (Note: If there is a lot of lava standing between you and the nether fortress, it's probably a bad idea.)

    Rule 7: Killing the blazes. We all know that you NEED blaze rods from blazes to beat the game, but killing blazes can be hard! Before you attempt to kill any blazes, turn on peaceful and destroy most of the blaze spawners so that there is only one left. This will minimize the chance of you being buttraped by flaming flying gold things.

    That is all I have for now, +1's and comments are appreciated. If you have anything else that you think I should add, send me a comment!
    Posted in: Survival Mode
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    posted a message on Golden Apple Creative ! [1.2.5] [100 Slots] [Plots] [Creative]
    Hey everyone I would just love for some new people to join this server, it is truly wonderful and everyone is nice.
    There are good Mods/Admins, and a great overall community.
    Best of all, nobody can grief your stuff because it's in a plot, so you have to add people to it so they can build. Griefing IS possible if you ask some random asshole lugnut to build with you and you add him to your plot without getting to know him, but come on, are you really that dumb?

    TL;DR: JOIN THE SERVER IT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!1!!!!
    Posted in: PC Servers
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    posted a message on Dark Intensity Minecraft Server (Survival island)
    Seems legit.
    IGN: dazonkey
    Posted in: PC Servers
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    posted a message on Colossus Craft
    No ip.......
    Posted in: Minecraft Survival Servers (archive)
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    posted a message on Minecraft CO-OP server 2-5 people
    IGN:dazonkey
    What u r good at:Redstone,building, knowing pretty much every recipe
    How long have u been playing Minecraft:a year and a half
    Age (optional):14
    I also have skype if needed: dadazonkey
    Posted in: PC Servers
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    posted a message on Looking For Let's Play Partner
    Quote from iServerMC

    Is Your Voice Still Like a Kid?

    No, I don't think it does. My brother won't give me a straight answer so he's probably trying to make me feel bad.
    Based on the above sentence, I say no, my voice isn't high-pitched and bitchy. I'm also a grammar Nazi (I'm actually part German :/)
    Posted in: Video/Series Help
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    posted a message on Looking For Let's Play Partner
    Quote from dadazonkey

    App:

    Name:Chris
    Country/TimeZone:USA, CA. -8 Time Uhh Thingies
    IGN:dazonkey
    Skype:dadazonkey
    Mic:Yup
    Age(14+):14
    Extra: I have always really wanted to be in a Let's Play, I thought it would be fun. I really like building and I am good with redstone. I would rate myself 7/10 in redstone but there are always those people who cant figure out why their circuit isnt working and it's missing 20 blocks of wire :/. i would really enjoy being in this Let's Play, and I hope to see you soon.

    No acception? :-(
    Posted in: Video/Series Help
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    posted a message on Looking For Let's Play Partner
    App:

    Name:Chris
    Country/TimeZone:USA, CA. -8 Time Uhh Thingies
    IGN:dazonkey
    Skype:dadazonkey
    Mic:Yup
    Age(14+):14
    Extra: I have always really wanted to be in a Let's Play, I thought it would be fun. I really like building and I am good with redstone. I would rate myself 7/10 in redstone but there are always those people who cant figure out why their circuit isnt working and it's missing 20 blocks of wire :/. i would really enjoy being in this Let's Play, and I hope to see you soon.
    Posted in: Video/Series Help
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