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Also, is there any way to choose what enchants you get? Such as like, enchant books?

Is there any plans to have axe/pick enchants?

Someone should totes unban me.

Yankee, would you mind unbanning me from the forums? I'd love you 5evr.

EDIT: Nevermind, unbanned.

I'm afraid on this very day, August 24th, I was abused. In a fit of rage, gabeiscool decided to ban me for doing nothing. I always knew there was something off about him, but I couldn't put my finger on it. I had no idea it would come to this. I was just doing my civic duty and giving Noakii some good advice, when out of nowhere, banned.

http://prntscr.com/1n762p

lel but no really I think he just did /ban dark xray/gabeiscool
pls unban
pls

10/10 would play again.

Quote from Fizzydog77

1) Username: Fizzydog
2) Your age: 15
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days) 3 days and 1 year and like six months or something like that. Pretty long.
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? No.....AKII HAHAHAHAHHA get it? Because I have to put Noakii in my app...
5) Any experience with the prison genre? A couple years, nothing big.
6) What is your time zone? EST
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) It is time for a poem.

*Ahem*

Rain battering the stone walls of our cage
like the tears bequeathed from my eye
As prisoners tear each other limb from limb
their sounds of torture do they cry

What justice!?!
In such a place as this?
Where blood is shed for sticks and stones
Our humanity stripped down to our bones

And yet a light does so rise
Above the deathly mood that lies;
across this prison, so dark and bleak
a bit of love does still leak

And so to honor good and name
I will be evil's greatest bane
A warrior of wisdom,
for the weak,
a scholar of beauty,
fights for the meek.

Rules must be obeyed
with great respect,
and criminals slayed,
to wrongs correct.

Convicted shall be, henceforth
A place of tranquility
Should I be elected guard
of this facility.

Thank you, thank you.

(Brendal/darkseed no longer has my account password so HAH TAKE THAT)

8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Ok :c
9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retirefrom guard? Free, and will do.


Ill ­ing fight someone if this app isnt responded to <3

DID U KNOW: Finland has the best educational system in the world?

The Ottoman Empire once spanned three continents?

There are no penguins in the North Pole?

Izze Beverage Company was acquired by Pepsi Co. in 2006, but they refused to change the drink ingredients?

The Falklands are a part of the UK, but claimed by Argentina?

I do not approve of him getting guard. He has yet to prove he has the same tomato love as the rest of us, and is so ignorant that he doesn't even mention tomatoes. As far as I am concerned, denied.

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Darkseed applies for guard? We are so done for.

GOT ACCEPT TOO.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOIIIII

1) Username:Darkseed
2) Your age:le 16
3) How long have you been playing the server? (Minimum of 3 days) I don't know, a year and some? A year and 4.5 months.
4) Have you read the Server, Prison, and Guard Rules? Yes. Noakii is a fgt.
5) Any experience with the prison genre? I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR THIS. OH GOD. I think I do.
6) What is your time zone? EASTERN AWH YIS
7) Why are you the best choice for guard? (1-2 paragraphs) You see, I was already a mod n ­, and I was sexy. Ever since I cheated on Viper with the tomato, I have felt a rain of guilt over me. I just couldn't fight the urges. It was a late day at work for him, I was quite lonely. It was raining outside, and was about 8:00 pm. Someone knocks on the door, I assume it's Viper, having something in his hands, but no. What was there, was a big, fresh, tomato. It looked at me with that look in it's eye only it could do, and asked if I wanted it. I knew I did, but didn't want to be disloyal, but I thought "He is never home to pleasure me... I need something", so I immediately brought it over to Viper's and I's king bed, and penitrated the tomato's juicy skin, sinking my member deep within it's juicy center. I was just about to finish when Viper bursted through the door, looking horny as ­. To his disappoint, I had just came into the juicy tomato, leaving him unpleasured. That was the night it all went downhill. I am sorry, Viper. I really am.
8) Do you understand that nagging Wardens in-game to read your app will result in immediate decline? Yis
9) What is your current prison rank? Do you understand that we will require a screenshot of this when/if you retire from guard? I am free, and I have screenies, dun worry.

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All the tomatoe and crap puree is all over your body, and I start to slowly lick it off. I whip out a can of tomatoe sauce and start to insert it into your ass, and then puncture it, making all of the clunky tomatoes and sauce pour into you.

As the last drop of tomato sauce is inserted into me, my ass then consumes the entire can with it. I then push out the can, and it is the shape of your penis, details down to the veins. I then say "Now I want the real thing." as I begin to rub some of the puree on your willy.

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You know i'm a dirty criminal. All I wan't are your ripe tomatoes all in my bodies cracks and holes..But you need some pleasure too. As I start to pull out my blender, I fill it with baby tomatoes and blend them down into a nice cream, perfect as an anal lube.

I begin to slowly insert the tomato paste into your butthole­, slowly going deeper. I then insert home-made anal beads made from tomatos slowly, careful not to go too fast. I then yank them out like I'm trying to start a lawnmower, covering us both in a mixture of poo­ and tomato puree.

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I can feel you... slowly stroking. I wan't to stroke your chest while you unzip my fly and lay your soft lips on my head.

As I suck, I begin to cut open a tomato and rub it in your hair. Then I get brown food dye and color you like the criminal I know you are. I begin to start deepthroating, feeling the sexy tomatoes in your hair.

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I don't want to admit this, but yes. I want you so much, i'm getting hard just thinking about it. I don't just want you, I NEED you.

Oh god, yes. If I were there with you, I'd be undoing your pants as we speak, slowly stroking. I am hard enough to shatter diamonds.

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Never mind the jar. I do remember catching you in the corner of my eye that day... you should always be wearing such a revealing skin. Just thinking about it makes me crave you...

Wow... I didn't think you would feel the same way... I have been secretly watching you for quite some time, it really turns me on. I just have one question... do you want me?

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More proof? I am staff. I caught you x-raying while invisible. I am starting to think you don't even care! But I have to admit, you did look sexy in the process.

Listen, I can give you my jar, it has optifine on it, that's all. Speaking of looking sexy, I saw you building in spawn the other day. I just couldn't keep my eyes off of you. It makes me hard to this day.