Call in a droppod containing a dummy armed with explosives and let it walk to the door. Once its there, blow it up using the soldier's bazooka.
You think of a way to blow the door up.
You order a dummy full of explosives and put it in front of the door.
You fire with the bazooka.
You see something behind the flames.
Heh. You accidentally killed an emeny soldier. And she dropped a pumpgun.
The flames slowly go out.
Your bazooka starts reloading automatically.
Put pressure on the stump that was your left arm to slow/stop the bleeding, and return to base for medical attention
Hmm... you don't think there are any medics in your base. You could order one, but you're just a low-ranking soldier, so it will probably be denied.
Your bleeding seems to start stopping. Uh.
Kills: 2 HP: 56/100 (bleeding) Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), reloading, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Ugh. Disgusting, and you haven't got time to lose.
Download the AAL mod, and order a Slayer. Go insane with your deadly STDs.
There are no TradeStar droppods on the area for those units.
Type in `for actor in MovableMan.Actors do if actor.Team == 1 then actor:GibThis() end end
Hm? You haven't got an item in your inventory that has access to the game console. Also, please keep the 4th wall intact :tongue.gif:
hire a ninja to use his skills and go thru the wall, pull teh switch and go thru. a explosion would be too loud and attract more scouts.
Nothing can go through walls...
Blow up the door using a grenade!
You'll blow up the door using a grenade! Seems reasonable.
Retreat to a safe distance and demolish the door with your Ronin rocket launcher.
Also, since the Coalition assault rifle is more accurate than the AK-47, I'd drop the AK you just picked up as ballast. Weight is more important than you might think in CC.
Hmm.. wait.
You have a bazooka with BottomlessMagazines (R) technology, so why waste your precious grenade?
Also, that enemy's gun isn't worth keeping and will only slow you down. You put it in the corpse's backpack.
You step back a little and fire once. (sry no boom guise)
You think you underestimated the safe distance...
You get blown back, losing your left arm.
Apparently the doors are much stronger than you thought.
Kills: 1 HP: 67/100 (bleeding) Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 1/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
BTW, ever heard of Opera?
:|
Passes the Acid3 test for me, but Safari must be faster at it. DLing.
Also, who cares about supporting some obscure features in some manuals which only a small part of sites uses? Speed matters. I wouldn't care about declaration allowance in for loops for C++, for example.
Buy a dummy robot equpeed with a turbo digger, and let it arrive in a droppod. Then dig downwards in search of gold.
You're pretty sure you don't need any more gold, as you can waste government money anyways.
Also, a soldier could surely accomplish this mission with simple weapons and some stealth tactics.
look for the hidepost of our enemy brain and look what he did as defense
You're lazy so you use your jetpack to go over that little hill.
You don't find the enemy brain, but an entrance to a bunker, it seems.
The enemy soldier doesn't seem to notice your presence. Yet.
HP: 100/100 Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 35/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
You browse through the TradeStar catalog. Unfortunately, there isn't a mech droppod in your local region.
Don't expose your brain yet. Order a coalition soldier (preferably heavy) with an assault rifle, Ronin rocket launcher, and maybe a grenade or two, if money allows. Bring him down in a drop crate to save gold.
You decide to order a soldier, since you're relatively fragile and have low resistance to gunfire.
Unfortunately, there's a heavy soldier shortage at TradeStar, so you buy a light one in a drop crate with basic equipment.
The drop crate auto-scuttles and a soldier jumps out.
You're a light soldier. HP: 100/100 Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 35/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Hmm...
I should note, those two posts aren't examples of what this is supposed to be :/
I actually expected something like "try to open the doors", "order a crab", "buy an automatic shotgun cannon"...
Also, you're the brain in the upper image.
Yet another forum adventure, this time with a twist :biggrin.gif:
You're a brain in a jar on a robotic body.
Your mission: Destroy an enemy brain in a jar on a robotic body. Oh joy.
It's located in a heavily protected bunker right to the east.
You have full control over your actions. You can order weapons, troops, weapons, bombs, tools, weapons and weapons using the TradeStar services, which is funded by the government, so you don't really care about the money.
EDIT: East is there -> -> ->
EDITEDIT: Actions like "go outside" or "shoot at crab", not "buy a nuke, destroy that building, buy troops and kill the enemy forces".
EDITEDITEDIT: Aargh. More than 1 action is allowed between posts, so you can sorta vote/argue. I'll decide which one to do based on coolness/preference of majority :biggrin.gif:
Huh.
IE is fine, and most websites are designed for it. I use it as the default browser.
Opera for speed, or if a website decides not to work. Any FF fanboy website worth visiting will get Opera spoofed as FF.
Although Chrome is a little faster, it sucks.
I use FF only in extreme cases, e.g. hacking sites, where add-ons are needed. Or if I want to test my PC under severe CPU and memory stress.
If any other browser had an active community developing more add-ons, I would uninstall FF... waste of time and space.
I've been experimenting a little with custom blocks, and made trigger-deletable blocks, fire, still water and a football. All those are activatable by text commands, so we can have 206 custom blocks :biggrin.gif:
I'll wait until Notch updates the file format, I guess.
*crab-bombards hill*
*challenges Chuck Norris, the only alive semigod now, to a countdown from infinity to zero*
*silently digs dirt under Chuck*
*makes bunker*
*hires old Soviet scientists and engineers*
*clones Chuck Norris*
*the two clones split the universe and fight, dividing by zero and turning themselves into nothingness*
*gets on hill* KoTH!
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It's scattered all over the ground.
And... ugh.
You think of a way to blow the door up.
You order a dummy full of explosives and put it in front of the door.
You fire with the bazooka.
You see something behind the flames.
Heh. You accidentally killed an emeny soldier. And she dropped a pumpgun.
The flames slowly go out.
Your bazooka starts reloading automatically.
Hmm... you don't think there are any medics in your base. You could order one, but you're just a low-ranking soldier, so it will probably be denied.
Your bleeding seems to start stopping. Uh.
Kills: 2
HP: 56/100 (bleeding)
Inventory:
Assault Rifle, 20/35, no damage
Bazooka (equipped), reloading, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
0
Ugh. Disgusting, and you haven't got time to lose.
There are no TradeStar droppods on the area for those units.
Hm? You haven't got an item in your inventory that has access to the game console. Also, please keep the 4th wall intact :tongue.gif:
Nothing can go through walls...
You'll blow up the door using a grenade! Seems reasonable.
Hmm.. wait.
You have a bazooka with BottomlessMagazines (R) technology, so why waste your precious grenade?
Also, that enemy's gun isn't worth keeping and will only slow you down. You put it in the corpse's backpack.
You step back a little and fire once.
(sry no boom guise)
You think you underestimated the safe distance...
You get blown back, losing your left arm.
Apparently the doors are much stronger than you thought.
Kills: 1
HP: 67/100 (bleeding)
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 1/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
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:|
Passes the Acid3 test for me, but Safari must be faster at it. DLing.
Also, who cares about supporting some obscure features in some manuals which only a small part of sites uses? Speed matters. I wouldn't care about declaration allowance in for loops for C++, for example.
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You enter the bunker and get the enemy's weapon. You see a closed double door blocking your path.
Kills: 1
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
YAK-47 (equipped), 30/30, slight damage
Assault Rifle , 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
EDIT: -------
GMT+1, fff-
It will restart tomorrow from the same place, you can post action suggestions. The image may differ a little :/
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You have no tools you can use to start a fire. You could use your jetpack, but that has led to many hilarious accidents which you'd preferably avoid.
You don't see any snipers nearby, and if you tried go upwards and there were any of them they'd see you.
Kills: 1
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
0
You open fire!
The enemy apparently had too bad reflexes and armor.
There's a slightly damaged gun with a full magazine there.
Kills: 1
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 20/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
0
You're pretty sure you don't need any more gold, as you can waste government money anyways.
Also, a soldier could surely accomplish this mission with simple weapons and some stealth tactics.
You're lazy so you use your jetpack to go over that little hill.
You don't find the enemy brain, but an entrance to a bunker, it seems.
The enemy soldier doesn't seem to notice your presence. Yet.
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 35/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
0
You browse through the TradeStar catalog. Unfortunately, there isn't a mech droppod in your local region.
You decide to order a soldier, since you're relatively fragile and have low resistance to gunfire.
Unfortunately, there's a heavy soldier shortage at TradeStar, so you buy a light one in a drop crate with basic equipment.
The drop crate auto-scuttles and a soldier jumps out.
You're a light soldier.
HP: 100/100
Inventory:
Assault Rifle (equipped), 35/35, no damage
Bazooka, 2/2, no damage
Grenade, no damage
Jetpack
Do what?
0
I should note, those two posts aren't examples of what this is supposed to be :/
I actually expected something like "try to open the doors", "order a crab", "buy an automatic shotgun cannon"...
Also, you're the brain in the upper image.
0
You're a brain in a jar on a robotic body.
Your mission: Destroy an enemy brain in a jar on a robotic body. Oh joy.
It's located in a heavily protected bunker right to the east.
You have full control over your actions. You can order weapons, troops, weapons, bombs, tools, weapons and weapons using the TradeStar services, which is funded by the government, so you don't really care about the money.
EDIT: East is there -> -> ->
EDITEDIT: Actions like "go outside" or "shoot at crab", not "buy a nuke, destroy that building, buy troops and kill the enemy forces".
EDITEDITEDIT: Aargh. More than 1 action is allowed between posts, so you can sorta vote/argue. I'll decide which one to do based on coolness/preference of majority :biggrin.gif:
What will you do now?
0
Who knows.
Just wait, patience works most times...
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IE is fine, and most websites are designed for it. I use it as the default browser.
Opera for speed, or if a website decides not to work. Any FF fanboy website worth visiting will get Opera spoofed as FF.
Although Chrome is a little faster, it sucks.
I use FF only in extreme cases, e.g. hacking sites, where add-ons are needed. Or if I want to test my PC under severe CPU and memory stress.
If any other browser had an active community developing more add-ons, I would uninstall FF... waste of time and space.
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I'll wait until Notch updates the file format, I guess.
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*challenges Chuck Norris, the only alive semigod now, to a countdown from infinity to zero*
*silently digs dirt under Chuck*
*makes bunker*
*hires old Soviet scientists and engineers*
*clones Chuck Norris*
*the two clones split the universe and fight, dividing by zero and turning themselves into nothingness*
*gets on hill*
KoTH!
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*runs away before EPIC EXPLOSION happens*
*gets SHOVEL*
*digs hill away*
*gets on hill-sized dirt pile*
KoTHsDP!