Tell your parents that your sister is injecting Heroin.
Then see who is in more trouble.
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- _illusionist
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Dec 22, 20114
JibberZen posted a message on ever got detention/grounded for a stupid reason?Back in 3rd or 4th grade one of my friends was yelled at and sent out of the classroom by the teacher because he passed gas during a reading session (where the teacher read to all the students). It was a pretty heinous fart though. One of those SBD farts too, and it really lived up to the name. Kids were gagging like someone had lit a stink bomb right in the middle of the group, and since my friend was at the epicenter of the odor the teacher assumed he was the cause.Posted in: General Off Topic
Not only that, but they thought that he might have crapped himself right there in the classroom, and asked if he needed to use the restroom (in such a tone where you kinda knew right away that she was trying to ask if he needed to go clean out his underwear). Embarrassed, he responded that, no, he did not need to use the restroom. The teacher, trying not to make too big of a deal about the situation tried to ignore it and continue with the reading session. Soon after that confrontation (but still during the reading session) he let rip another SBD fart that, if I recall correctly, was either just as bad as the first or worse.
At this point the teacher lost it and demanded he leave the classroom and go to the restroom to take care of the issue. Needless to say, my friend was a bit upset over that ordeal. -
Dec 22, 20111
Homem_Pigman posted a message on Game of the Year?HOW THE HELL YOU ADD A REMAKE TO THE POLL BUT NOT BATMAN ARKHAM CITY? Which by the way is the best game I ever played.Posted in: General Off Topic -
Dec 22, 20111
Sayari posted a message on The Popularest WebsiteDat Engrish.Posted in: General Off Topic
It's Google. Stats don't lie bro. -
Dec 21, 20116
MrQuizzles posted a message on Other kids think cooking is "gay"Pretend you're Gordon Ramsay and someone just told you that cooking was for gay people.Posted in: General Off Topic -
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Elaxter posted a message on Other kids think cooking is "gay""You wont be calling me gay when I get all the French girls!"Posted in: General Off Topic -
Dec 20, 20111
Crolen posted a message on Wher da gramer?Posted in: General Off TopicLOS ANGELES TIMES: Kenneth Turan
Wher da gramer's shock and awe demand to be seen. You've never experienced anything like it, and neither has anyone else.
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: Roger Ebert
Once again, [Illusionist] has silenced the doubters by simply delivering an extraordinary film. There is still at least one man in Minecraft forum who knows how to spend $0 million, or was it $00 million, wisely.
WALL STREET JOURNAL: Joe Morgenstern
Much of the time, though, you're transfixed by the beauty of a spectacle that seems all of a piece. Special effects have been abolished, in effect, since the whole thing is so special.
The critics have spoken about this magic-bearing literature. -
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Crolen posted a message on What is your way of hitting on a girlA 2X4 with a nail added to the top.Posted in: General Off Topic -
Dec 20, 2011
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Crolen posted a message on You need to listen to some REAL musicPosted in: General Off Topic - To post a comment, please login.
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you post a topic in a wrong section, which is against the rules, discussing how you hate the rules.
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Can i has rep whores too!
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This section needs to find a good balance, and not to do things out of the rules like locking a thread since "it might be popular and too many get made"
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Its bland, painfully average and extremely over-hyped and has a large fan base
And yes, i did watch a few episodes of it.
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No offense, but how old are you?
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Best commercial ever right? Teaching little kids slurs and when to use them? Even i learned some new ones in there xD
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