Had some fun with someone named Murdock1337. Unfortunately, the server crashed for a bit and when I came back he had already left. Til' next time, I s'pose. :smile.gif:
If you see a big "lighthouse" with slots leading up the bulb, that's ours. Or really his. He did most of the building, I just worked on our mine. I also did a little exploring, checked out the awesome tree forts in the area. Whoever made those has my respect, they were really quite nice. :biggrin.gif:
I would love to get in on this, but three hours seems way too tight. I would much prefer something closer to two days. That way, more progress gets done each turn and people get to write wordier descriptions of what went down.
If you would like to keep the rules as-is, I would like to make my own. Would that be okay with you? It might distract some from yours is what I'm trying to say.
Anyway, if you're going to make a religion out of this, shouldn't you be pacifists? Something akin to Buddhist monks? Seems like A.M. SSSSSSS was against violence to me. And, hey, this way, you could make your silly video game religion different from all the other silly video game religions popping up. Like that one full of... sorry, I mean about sheep. ;D
1. Accept, but attempt to sabotage their operation upon nearing the fort.
2. Depends. If there's any building nearby, leave it alone. Otherwise, loot it and place a couple unneeded items inside.
3. D., but if that fails, C.
4. Personally escort new player, bring bodyguards along just in case.
5. Report player's presence to guards in nearby towers so they may look for other players preparing an ambush. If no guards are available, discover identity of attacking Minecrafter. If no bridges can be burned by responding with force, capture or kill.
6. A., mixed with D.
7. E. One million times E.
8. Mine diamonds and keep them to myself. After all, he who has the most diamonds will rule the world.
9. Toss him a few iron pickaxes. Enough to be sure he can get out.
10. Don't talk outside of combat situations (as a general, not a warrior) and important planning (what to add to a fort, how to hold off an invasion, et cetera).
I once had this pet pig. I guess he wasn't my pet. I think a pet has to love you back. I kept this pig in my house, I named him Jasper. I really loved him, I really did. He had the sweetest little eyes. I would stay huddled with him during the night. It made me feel safe, even if he kept trying to run. To hide. He hated me. He wanted to be free, but I just couldn't imagine life without him. I was selfish so I just... well, I just kept him there. But one day, I wanted to leave the house, at night. I was feeling reckless. I was daring, I was a bit crazy. So I burrowed through my humble home, out to the other side. Before I know it, I'm getting swarmed by creepers. Creepers to the left, creepers to the right, Hell, I thought I saw some above. All in my little cabin. So what could I do? I ran. I ran and made a little hut, hopefully enough to keep the monsters at bay. Just a few more minutes, I thought, the sun is almost up, I thought. I should have been thinking about sweet little Jasper. I'm sure he suffered. I'm sure he bled until his veins ran dry. When the sun struck my sweating head, I ran to Jasper's house. I looked in his pen. There was no pig. All I saw was torn flesh. Ripped from the body of an innocent swine.
So what did I do? I burned my ****ing house to the ground. I set it on fire and watched as the labors of a selfish, cowardly man crumbled. It felt good. Jasper would have wanted his prison gone. I just wish he could have seen it.
After reviewing your note, Mr. P. Man, I have decided to request entry into your perfectly legitimate business. I specialize in removing hostile... cockroaches... and have many clever routines for use in such situations. Assuming I am granted entry, I will require a small sum of black powder for every assignment of the aforementioned variety, as my unique exterminations require unusual materials. Oh, and do keep in mind that angering a man such as myself may not be in your best interest. And I have a very short fuse.
I await your response.
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But, uh, yeah, I already knew that cacti killed mobs but this is cool for those who didn't. :smile.gif:
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If you see a big "lighthouse" with slots leading up the bulb, that's ours. Or really his. He did most of the building, I just worked on our mine. I also did a little exploring, checked out the awesome tree forts in the area. Whoever made those has my respect, they were really quite nice. :biggrin.gif:
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If you would like to keep the rules as-is, I would like to make my own. Would that be okay with you? It might distract some from yours is what I'm trying to say.
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Ahem.
Anyway, if you're going to make a religion out of this, shouldn't you be pacifists? Something akin to Buddhist monks? Seems like A.M. SSSSSSS was against violence to me. And, hey, this way, you could make your silly video game religion different from all the other silly video game religions popping up. Like that one full of... sorry, I mean about sheep. ;D
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2. Depends. If there's any building nearby, leave it alone. Otherwise, loot it and place a couple unneeded items inside.
3. D., but if that fails, C.
4. Personally escort new player, bring bodyguards along just in case.
5. Report player's presence to guards in nearby towers so they may look for other players preparing an ambush. If no guards are available, discover identity of attacking Minecrafter. If no bridges can be burned by responding with force, capture or kill.
6. A., mixed with D.
7. E. One million times E.
8. Mine diamonds and keep them to myself. After all, he who has the most diamonds will rule the world.
9. Toss him a few iron pickaxes. Enough to be sure he can get out.
10. Don't talk outside of combat situations (as a general, not a warrior) and important planning (what to add to a fort, how to hold off an invasion, et cetera).
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So what did I do? I burned my ****ing house to the ground. I set it on fire and watched as the labors of a selfish, cowardly man crumbled. It felt good. Jasper would have wanted his prison gone. I just wish he could have seen it.
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I await your response.