Here's one of my proudest, on these forums
Worth the read. I lol'd even more at the mod comments. I got a 7 day ban for my first offense :3
all the time. Don't ever take pictures, though.
And I troll 4chan frequently.
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Jul 1, 2011Posted in: General Off Topic
Here's one of my proudest, on these forums
Aug 13, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from unkownfire27
and this has wut to do wit minecraft?
****ing ****, I don't know why people think the Off Topic section involves Minecraft. Seriously, how the **** did you get here, anyway?
Aug 6, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from IXIArblargIXI »
There are far more things that could be changed due to protest rather than just removing Obabo for whatever reason you believe is necessary. Remember, Obabo is a representative, a mere puppet, compared to congress he really cannot do **** alone. It is within our constitutional right to peaceful protest, and standing in the way of members of congress' path of egress|Their cars for days should do it plenty fine. They don't leave until they actually do their ****ing job for once. The best thing would be to get all things such as police involved on the side of the protestors. The military would never fire upon their own people if they're not being violent. I'm sure there are also a lot of things that members of the armed forces would like to see in return for their services. Like actually getting what they were promised.
Like those flying cars from WWII.
Jul 31, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from Trexmaster
America is a continent.
Sheeesh! I guess New Zealand is in France, huh?
Sadly, I vote with 'em yankees 'cause both eyes of the pyramids have their bases there.
Tell me you aren't talking about that Illuminati ********...
Jul 30, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from Mustaeki
I like both shows but Les Stroud is a way smarter person. If you actually lived in a survival situation like Bear does, you'd be dead within the first day. He does extremely dangerous things, has a crew carry all his things and schedules helicopters to get him at the end.
Now Stroud is just "Alright I'm going to go in the middle of nowhere for a week all by myself and not die"
And that's the whole show.
I remember, Bear drank his own ****. Now Les isn't stupid. He put **** into a cup, and put plastic wrap over it. It evaporated and he drank the condensation.
What I'm saying is if I was with Les, we'd go hunt some animal and sit around at the campfire waiting for very talented search and rescue teams, while Les tells stories of his utter badassery and all the chicks he gets to **** because of his amazing survival skills.
If I was with Bear, he would make me drink the moisture from elephant **** (Yes, he did this before)and run around for hours acting like I'm Ezio Auditore with nothing to drink, as a group of cameramen eat candy bars and drink CokaCola behind us.
Pick your poison
Jul 30, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from The_Questioner
I'd rather speak in the tongue of the people who built the original European empire rather then the people who destroyed it.
Oh, and it makes you sound suave and educated, so that's always nice.
And it gets bitches.
Jul 29, 2011
Why do people take pride in something as random as their ethnicity, or the place they were born? It doesn't make much sense to me.
When people make comments like "Proud to be American," or "Black Pride," or "White Pride," I just don't understand why someone takes pride in something
1) As random as their birth place or race, which they have no control over whatsoever.
2) Taking pride in accomplishments they didn't help in the least. I applaud and definitely respect those who have done things like build countries, or help spread equality, but I don't feel any "prouder" than everyone else should about them. Just because they were the same race as me, or lived in the same state as me, I don't feel any reason to take pride in the fact that they DID live in the same area as me, or were the same color as me. I respect their accomplishments, not their similarities to me.
I think the sooner people stop taking pride in pointless things, and building unnecessary social and racial barriers around things, the sooner we can all accomplish as humans, and not just accomplish as Americans, or blacks, or whites, or Hungarians, or whatever.
If you have a different opinion on the matter, I'd love to hear it.
Jul 29, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from Hutchens
KK Slider is a pretty cool dude but Booker is so funny!!!
There is nothing funny about the mentally challenged
(unless they are falling down.)
I can't believe the mayor hires such incompetent soldiers to patrol the gate. Hell, he even let me steal **** from the lost and found, the dopey idiot.
The mayor is too lax on border-control. I voted for a re-election.
Jul 29, 2011Posted in: General Off Topic
Why do bitches cost so much money, bro?
Don't have any money for booze.
Don't have any money for weed.
Don't have any money to take a girl out.
Being broke sucks ****.
I need a girl who'd rather sit around and watch TV than go out to a fancy restaurant every Friday.
Brb, gonna go ask this Down-Syndrome chick out on a date.
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Apr 10, 2011Posted in: Minecraft Mods
[*** WHAT IS BETTER THAN WOLVES? ***]
Better Than Wolves is a "total conversion". This differs from most mods that you are probably used to in that it changes many of the rules of play to provide a richer experience, rather than just adding in new stuff. What makes it special however, is that it always attempts to do so in a way that retains the original spirit of the game, perhaps even more so than the newer official releases.
It focuses both on challenging survival play, and player creativity in terms of never providing "magic block" solutions to in game problems. Instead, it provides basic tools and leaves it to the player to figure out how to use them to get the job done.
In short, Better Than Wolves is a vision of what Mincraft could have been, designed by a very serious player, for other like minded individuals.
[**** End Of Dev ****]
Please note that after a full decade, all development has ceased on Better Than Wolves. The final version (4.B0000003) can be downloaded here:
And the source code can be downloaded here:
Better Than Wolves and its source code are made freely available under the creative commons attribution license:
You are free to modify and redistribute portions of BTW and its code as you wish, but I (FlowerChild) would appreciate acknowledgment if you do so. Keep in mind however that parts of BTW may be based on modified versions of Mojang's code and assets, and it is left to anyone redistributing portions of BTW to make sure they are appropriately considering Mojang's intellectual property and licensing as well.
Aug 6, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from chance27
In fact im not, i don't think America can take much more abuse from that parasite.
Do you happen to live in the deep south? You know, the area filled with idiotic rednecks with 20 guns each and think they can do whatever they want?
Jul 31, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from admjwt
inner thoughts:just dont look around....dont make eye contact with family...TRY NOT TO MAKE IT AKWARD *lookd to the left*
dad: *makes eye contact*
inner thoughts: AHHHHHHH ITS AKWARD...LOOK AWAY LOOK AWAY!!!!
You sure are different than the rest of the world.
The normal action to take while watching a sex scene with your family is to look them straight in the eyes, unzip your pants, and slowly start stroking.
Jul 31, 2011Eternalist posted a message on I love ponies, if you have a problem with that: GTFO!And not a single **** was given that dayPosted in: General Off Topic
Jul 29, 2011The Harry Potter Book Eight Synopsis/Plot has been released, here it is word for word:Posted in: General Off Topic
Hogwarts have suffered major setbacks in the Dark Wars against the Dark Wizards. Ron Weasley and Harry Potter infiltrate the dragon of Lucious Malfoy the evil commander of the dark armies — and defeat Draco Malfoy in a fight ending with Ron singlehandedly decapitating Draco. Ron, Harry, and Aberforth attempt to escape Lucious's dragon, but are trapped inside, forcing Ron to crash-land the Dragon in Germany. There, Ron reunites with his wife Hermione Granger, who reveals that she is pregnant. Ron is troubled by visions of Hermione dying in childbirth.
Aberforth places Ron in the Ministry of Magic as his representative, but the Ministry orders Ron to secretly monitor him and denies him the rank of Auror. Frustrated with the snub, Ron begins to lose faith in the Ministry and also learns about the ability to prevent death, which can only be used by the dark wizards. Harry is sent to France, where he engages and kills Lucious. Having learned that Aberforth is a Dark wizard and his control of both sides for the war, Ron reports Aberforth's treachery to minister Kinglsey Shacklebolt. Over Shacklebolt's objections, Ron follows Shacklebolt to the dark wizards's office.
Schacklebolt engages Aberforth in a duel, but Ron intervenes and severs Shacklebolt's right hand before he can execute Aberforth. Aberforth uses Avada Kadavra to send Shacklebolt to his death, and appoints Ron as his new apprentice—after he submits to the dark side. Aberforth orders the Dark Wizards to kill the wizards throughout the world, and has Weasley travel to Hawaii, a volcanic island, to kill the Ministries leaders. Meanwhile, Aberforth transforms the Ministry into the Communist Union, with himself as leader.
Harry and Mrs.McGonagall discover Ron's treachery, and split up to confront Weasley and Aberforth. Harry and Hermione travel to Hawaii, and Hermione eventually realizes the truth of Ron's actions. Horrified and shocked, Hermione attempts to take Ron back with her, but Weasley uses magic to choke her into unconsciousness. Harry and Weasley engage in a duel that leads them to a lava flow in Hawaii. Harry severs Rons's legs and left arm, disarming him, and Weasley is immolated. Harry takes Weasley's wand and leaves him to die. Meanwhile, Mrs.McGonagall confronts and fights Aberforth, but is forced to escape when their duel ends in a stalemate.
In a hospital, Hermione gives birth to twins—Rose and James—before she dies. Aberforth resuscitates Weasley with prosthetic limbs, red robes and a new wand. Aberforth tells Ron he killed Hermione in his own anger. Tormented by this revelation, Ron screams, destroying objects around him with magic. Proffesor Neville Longbottom adopts Rose and takes her to China, while Harry takes James to the USA in the care of his friend, Cho Chang. Mrs.McGonagall goes into a self-imposed exile in Brazil, but promises Harry to teach him how to kill Ron — with help from the ghost of Sirius Black. Harry and Mrs.McGonagall go their separate ways to wait for a time when they can challenge the Communist Union.
I think it sounds awesome, how about you guys?
Jul 31, 2011Posted in: General Off TopicQuote from Jonne
Are you rebelling against your parents then. Don't worry that's natural among teenagers :wink.gif:
I'm an adult, you tard. By all means though, don't let facts get in the way of the stream of **** that comes out of your tard mouth.
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