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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    It's me. I'm the one from the past. Hey.


    Also, I'm winning now.

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    posted a message on Answer the question above you

    I thought the games were pretty cool as a kid, though I don't think I'd call myself a fan now. Not that I have anything against the franchise. Perhaps something against certain elements of the fanbase.


    On that note: What's the worst fanbase (or fanbase with the worst sub-community/faction/whatever) you've encountered?

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    Headpats, but actually it's not headpatting and instead was attaching an armor-piercing sticky grenade to your head


    Bye.


    Walks away as the bomb goes off

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    Clearly everything and everyone on the internet is by default male unless explicitly stated/shown otherwise.

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    posted a message on Ban the user above you #2

    Banned for that extra blank line between the second and third sentences in your signature that pushes the spoiler down enough to make your signature scroll even when it's closed.

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    posted a message on Ban the user above you #2

    Banned because back when I added that to my signature that wasn't an option in the profile information settings.

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    posted a message on Ban the user above you #2

    Banned for knowing about the impending crabocalpyse.

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    Interesting that I check on this thread to find this, as my current avatar coincidentally has something to counter this.


    As Tallix's soul is ripped from his now effectively lifeless body, his miracle Bloodpact Resurrection activates. In the alternate dimension of Carnage Rift, a new body is generated from the flesh that makes up its living landscape and the fluids of the great lake of blood, Carnebog. As the body emerges from its scarlet surface, a fragment of Tallix's soul that he had separated and infused into the lake several days prior joins with the new body, producing a resurrected Tallix Nevron.


    Exiting the lake, and equipping a set of backup equipment (and, more importantly, clothing) he had in store near the lake, Tallix uses another miracle to open a portal back to wherever the initial encounter had occurred. As you throw something down into the pit, Tallix stabs you through the back with his rune-sword, its imbued power allowing its blade to pass through armor as easily as flesh.


    I use Tallix's book of miracles to encase the next poster is a prison of eldritch steel, a metal that becomes stronger the harder you try to break or bend it. The prison slowly shrinks, threatening to crush its victim.

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    posted a message on Look to your right, and kill the above poster with the first thing you see.

    An empty can of Monster.


    I throw it at you as a distraction and then beat you to death with my bare hands.

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    posted a message on Look to your right, and kill the above poster with the first thing you see.

    A hybrid lighter & bottle opener.


    I guess that'll work

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    Tallix looks down at his torso, which is now severed in half.


    Well. That's going to leave a scar.

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    0.069444... days.

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    For reference, I actually do know how Homestuck's time shenanigans work (I've read it), the colored text is just me being in character.


    'Cause that's a thing I tend to do in forum games. Or I guess more tended to do, since I don't really come here as often as I used to.


    Anyways, carrying on.

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    Happens more often than you might think. An infinite number of universes like that. Granted, that infinite is only a small portion of a far greater infinite consisting of all possible realities.


    Though perhaps time works differently in your corner of the multiverse.

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    Every timeline is doomed eventually. Nothing that is bound to time lasts forever.

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