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Also, memes. What people don't get is that I DON'T GIVE A SHlT about them. Especially the 9gaggers and Redditors.

Facebook.

"OMG iluv u so much!11!!!11"
"gtfo n00b u suk dic lolur mom"
"<insert romantic crap here>"

Seriously, just jump!
*broken leg*

Add more content to this. A bit of the GUI and a bow retexture isn't really a texture pack.

When I see a movie or read a book, I immediatly think of sadistic fan-fiction. Like rape.

Make the player teleport like an enderman too.

Some guy posted his nude picture on the internet in 4th grade.

When people immediatly criticize my musical tastes before even listening to them and then go off with some crappy Nicki Minaj song. Has anyone of that group even heard a Simon&Garfunkel song before?

I post retarded threads on other forums for the lolz.

Having a wet dream the night before you're asked to tell about your dream last night. Not fun.

"I see humans, but no humanity."

-Shamelessly stolen from somebody on these forums

Youtube commentors. The cesspool of humanity's intelligent members. Where brain cells go to die.

"9/11 wuz an insidde job u suxoerz "
"MUZLIMZ R TERRRSTSIS"
"u sux lol"
"dis sux u sux we sux sux my dicx lol"

On a religious video that was very nice and polite on YouTube, I saw this:
"U SUX LOLOL UR MOM SHOULD;VE ABORTED UR FETUZ LOLOL" Idiot 1
"U IS DEMON" Idiot 2
"GO TO HEII" Idiot 1
"Everybody stop. Enjoy the video." Poster
"LOL NO YOLO LLOLOLO I;m so funeeh" Idiots 1,2&others

"*pulls out pistol slowly* All of you. GET OFF MY LAWN. *bang bang*" Me

Ooh, shiny! <--- The only reason.

I recently went on Youtube to try and convince people of that. 2 videos I'm blocked from and counting.