Quote from Sakuchi
"WHALING: STOP IT YOU IDIOTIC HUMANS"
"WHALING: WOULD YOU WANT ME TO TRAP YOU IN A ****ING NET JUST LIKE THESE GUYS?"
"WHALING: GOD. JUST, ****ING, STOP."
It's a lot more effective if you aren't flat out insulting everyone.
Whaling: A fight for soap and the good of humanity!
Whaling: Because we got bored of clubbing baby seals and dolphins aren't bloody enough.
Whaling: The problem is THIIIIIIS big. I'm serious!
Whaling: Seems fishy.
Whaling: Sorry. We thought they were manatees.
Whaling: Introducing new shades of ocean. Now in carcass crimson and putrid pink!
Whaling: Someone's gotta eat.