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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...
    Quote from enzozo»

    Let me just bring some friends here and i'll tell you the plan...


    (Alex)

    Alright.

    Quote from thorolf21»

    Yes. To me.


    Sorry, way he said it sounded like flirting.

    It's also a fairly weird request when it's not actually flirting unless he wants to be in like a bounty hunting business or something.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Alex)

    Alright, help with what? If it keeps him away, I'll help in any way I can.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Alex)

    Alright.

    Regardless, I don't even want to be friends with anyone here because of the fact that I'll likely never see any of you again if we get out of this.

    I'd rather stick to my lone wolf style, it's been perfectly fine for me as long as I've lived so it'll continue working now.

    Also is there any way you can keep that Jarl guy away from me? I don't care if he's alive or dead I just don't like him at all, in fact I hate him now.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...
    Quote from enzozo»

    And this is when i think... What is the fun of life when it is easy?


    Also, when we leave this, let's go together and start hunting down criminals?


    (Alex)

    Well, considering that the point of making it easier is so that I can continue to live and not be murdered by a person who sells drugs to people I think that can be forgiven.

    Plus it's pretty entertaining to kill guys like that, especially when they aren't the type to go out fighting but rather crying as if you'll feel sympathy for a remorseless high-tier criminal.


    Also, uh, no thanks.

    Quote from thorolf21»

    Are you flirting with Alex, sir?


    Yeah, are you? Because if you are, I'll tell you right now that the answer is no. Plus aren't you already in a relationship?

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Alex)

    Effective, but the other reason I try to take only bounties where I can kill the target is that way the high-ranking criminals that can easily pull strings that I go after don't have the chance to send assassins at me.

    It doesn't stop their colleagues and other criminals that don't want to be killed of course, but it definitely lowers the likelihood of me being shot or stabbed.

    Plus, those scumbags can be really annoying especially when they don't stay knocked out.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Alex)

    Well, good thing I had my helmet on.

    Where can I go to kill that guy so he dies in the spirit realm or whatever?

    Also I came here while walking to the last known location of my latest target, he was a pretty well known drug trafficker and apparently murdered about twenty people so he had a nice price tag. Best part is he was one of those dead or alive bounties, and I don't like takin' them in alive because it's easier if they can't try and kill you.

    Oh, and yeah I guess. I mean, where I'm from spirits if they even do exist there don't tend to go around talking to people.

    Or kissing them against their will, they don't do that either.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...
    Quote from enzozo»

    Sorry, i'll stop, and i think there had, i'm not sure, i got away for a time...


    Alex...


    GO AWAY! YOU'RE DEAD!


    (Alex)

    That is also weird. How is he still here if he's dead?

    Most people I've shot down didn't get to come back as a ghost.

    Quote from Sorrowinsanity»

    ("Mr brightside")*Walks out from one of the bedrooms in the house foster stumbled into* Hey... *Yawns* Choose your own hiding spot ape!


    (Foster)

    *Slowly gets up. Yawns.* Hiding spot, heck are you talking about I just wanted a place where I could sleep without having to hear those idiots outside being idiots.

    And you'd do well to not insult people you don't know, especially when they come from an entirely different universe to you.

    I apologize for waking you though, if I'd known someone was already in here I'd have chosen a different house.

    *Opens the door and walks outside before going to another random house and preparing to repeat the entry of the first one.*

    Ah, wait. *Knocks on door a couple times and waits. No response.* Police search warrant! *Kicks the door open and walks in before closing it behind him and falling asleep on the floor again.*


    (Alex)

    Oh, there's one of them.

    I think it's safe to assume that guy who walked off before just did it again.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Alex)

    Again, seen people killed for less than that.

    And you get what I mean, stop appearing next to me it's creepy.

    *Looks around.* Weren't there two other guys sitting here next to the fire?

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...
    Quote from enzozo»

    *appears next to Alex* The guy that sat next to you and asked if he could eat with you the other day?


    I killed him.


    (Alex)

    Oh.

    That seems kind of extreme but I've seen people kill for less.

    And can you guys stop that sneaking up on me? Kinda creepy.

    Quote from thorolf21»

    Oh look... Jarl is alive.


    Mr. Jarl, do i still look disgusting to you? *staring in mirror*


    Where? Thought this guy killed him.

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Foster)

    *Waking up, yawning* Oh man, I can hear your guys' idiocy, it woke me up.

    *Gets up and stumbles over to a random house and kicks the door in before falling inside, closing the door and falling asleep again.*


    (Alex)

    *Is walking back.*

    Is that weird guy gone?

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Dan)

    Well, *Stands up and begins walking off.* you're all insane so I'm just gonna leave you to that.


    (Foster)

    *Still sleeping.*

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Dan)

    *Shakes his head and looks at the venison he'd been cooking earlier.*

    Aw, burned. Spaced out. *Tosses it to the side, moving a bit away from the fire to avoid possibly falling into the fire.*


    (Foster)

    *Fell asleep against one of the houses.*

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Foster)

    The 4th wall broke a long time ago.

    That was just insanity and chaos, more so than it was usually.

    I killed a dragon in my home universe.

    Dragons don't exist in my home universe.


    (Dan)

    *Silently still cooking the venison.*

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...

    (Foster)

    *He is walking back with Dan who's holding the sharpened stick*

    Hey, I have a death machine too.

    *He aims the laser at someone's death machine and turns it on, and it begins quickly cutting through it. He's still eating the piece of venison he had earlier with one hand.*


    (Dan)

    I don't even want to know what's happening right now.

    *He sits down at the fire, spears some venison and begins cooking it.*


    (Alex)

    And I want to not be here right now because this is too weird.

    *She stands up and walks off in a random direction like Dan had done before.*

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    posted a message on The Unnoted Village...
    Quote from ThePiDay»

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    (Foster)

    Clearly not. *Is a man and can handle the truth. Also finishes cooking the venison before pulling it off and taking a bite out of it.*

    I'm gonna go find that soldier guy. *He walks off to go do that.*


    (Alex)

    Well, I uh... Okay then. *Continues eating.

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