LONG AGO, in the ancient land of Los Chicken Brothers the seven races lived in peace.
Then began the Evil War of the Plugins.
These dastardly creatures brought forth pain and misery to our land. The productive ways of our people slowed, and finally stopped. Many of our people simply did nothing... and waited.
Years after the Plugins took control, the races grew tired of their imprisonment, and sook to escape from their bonds. Each race agreed to hold a massive contest, including all of the people from each race. That day, each race chose their greatest warrior to seek the defeat of the plugins.
Almost all of the races chose their best warriors smoothly... except for the Gnomes. The Gnomes were a peaceful race, content to simply farm, and watch the years go by. Instead of choosing the strongest warrior among them, they chose the smartest, most resourceful- the young Toastiness.
Toasty, as many called him, was only twenty years old, newly spawned, and in a race where the people live forever, his age was virtually nothing. But he showed wisdom far beyond his years, and he could puzzle his way out of any situation. The gnomes killed some cattle, made him leather armor, and gave him a small wooden dagger... then sent him on his way to Al'Kabah- the area chosen for the heroes to meet.
As the finger pointed down at Toasty, he felt fear at first- how was he to do war with the Plugins with just some clothes and a wooden knife? But then he knew that you could do anything... and so he set out and said with his last breath... chickeeeeennn....
I told you guys, great name.
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