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    posted a message on funniest bans ever -almost 200 crackup ban hammers that spoken-
    I logged into the server, and this is what happened when an op saw me...

    You Are Banned! Reason: i hate your username go change it

    *facepalm*
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on New Hostile Mob?
    I think there should be vultures. When your health is low or your starving, 3-5 vultures will start circling above you. If you gain health and boost your hunger points, they fly away. But if you don't change anything and continue starving, the vultures will continue to swoop lower and lower until they're 12 blocks above the player - that's when they start dealing attacks to the player. The attacks deal 1 1/2 hearts and will happen every 2 seconds. They will stop attacking though, if you hit the vultures 6 times.

    But hitting them is not an easy task, as you can only hit them if they're attacking, and that they are very fast. They are only found in deserts. Vultures also prey on spider jockeys.

    When killed, they drop gray feathers, which make faster arrows that deal more damage.
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on "...But I'm from Planet minecraft..." and other sad stories of those who try to get O.P.ed
    Troll has joined the game! Say hi to him!
    Me: Hello, Troll!
    Everyone: hi troll :)
    Admin: Welcome to the server! Can I help you with anything?
    Troll: i wanna b op
    Admin: There's no op rank on this server
    Troll: make me op
    Someone: why would you do that?
    Troll: cuase im hav a planet minecraft acount
    Troll: i said make me op
    Admin: Did you read the rules?
    Troll: yea
    Admin: Oh really
    Troll: make me op right now or i will grief the server and rate it baad
    Me: You have to earn it
    Troll: shut up echo
    Admin: Well you aren't going anywhere with that attitude, Troll
    Someone: dude just leave the server cuz u obviously don't like it now leave
    Troll: I will grief ur server if u dont give me op
    Admin: LEAVE
    Troll: give me flying powers
    Troll: now
    Troll was kicked from the server. Reason: Enjoy the server or leave, no one's going to op you
    ( A minute later...)
    Troll has joined the server! Say hi to him!

    Admin: Don't ask for op cause its not going to happen
    Everyone: no not troll again
    Someone: admin ban him plz
    Troll: fine i wont be op but
    Troll: can i have a tour so i can rate it
    Admin: Fine but no asking for op
    (Troll and Admin disappear for a few minutes)
    Admin: Do you like the server?
    Me: Hey, where's Troll?
    Admin: What do you mean?
    (Admin looks around)
    Admin: TROLL WHERE ARE YOU I HOPE YOU AREN'T GRIEFING
    Admin: There's no record of him logging off
    (Troll appears)
    Admin: Where were you?
    Troll: building a house
    Admin: Good. Well what do you rate this server?
    (Time passes my without anyone saying anything or moving)
    Troll: u fell 4 it
    Troll: u actually believed me
    Troll: u fail
    Troll has left the server.
    Admin: That little-
    Someone: *CENSORED* OMG WORLD 2 IS A LOAD OF *CENSORED*
    Someone: MY HOUSE IS DESTROYED
    Someone: I HATE THIS SERVER IT DOESN'T HAVE GRIEF PROTECTION
    (player name) has left the server.
    (I teleport to world 2)

    Me: NO
    Me: ADMIN...COME HERE LIKE NOW :o
    Admin: What? Why? What's wrong??
    (Admin teleports)
    Admin: OH MY GOD
    Admin: TROLL
    Admin: HES REALLY GONNA GET WHAT HE DESERVES
    Troll has joined the server! Say hi to him!
    Troll: iwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantopiwantop
    Troll: IWANTOPIWANTOPIWANTOPIWANTOPIWANTOPIWANTOP-
    Troll was banned from the server.
    Troll was ip banned from the server.


    Sorry that was so long XD

    Anyway, the players' names weren't really Admin or Troll or Someone. They were just replacement names.
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on How is playing minecraft educational?
    Kids also play Minecraft, too. I remember that my sister was the only one in her class who knew what a biome was. It also is a very creative game and fun to play!!
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on Gone
    Even if the feature has been out for a while, it might be exciting to experience it yourself ^_^
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on Who wants waterfalls?
    I think it would be a great ​addition to Minecraft. I would be riding my boat down the waterfall if added.

    And by the way, tomi1337, nice picture!
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on Avatar
    Nice job Chibi_x! :biggrin.gif: :Diamond:'s 4 u!
    Posted in: Fan Art
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    posted a message on Stop Playin if ur Hatin
    1+ to you sir! :happy.gif:
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on The first mob to minecraft
    First one was Steve :happy.gif: But if you're asking for a mob that the player didn't control...I read somewhere that it was the chicken :mellow.gif:
    Posted in: Discussion
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    posted a message on The Real Herobrine
    Wow! This is the most EPIC Herobrine story eva!!! Thanks alot for posting this! 10/10 :Diamond:
    Posted in: Literature
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