About Me
Look to your left; now to your right; now back to your left again. Take note of the things you see. Chances are, none of those things are me. This is good; the sheer force of my awesomeness has been known to rock faces on a level currently unknown to science. In the case of females, spontaneous uncontrollable orgasms have been known to occur while in my presence. So, unless you desire for your face/panties to be rocked off by the sheer perfection that is me, keep all contact with myself strictly on the internet.