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Nov 7, 2013No, I'm not saying you can't go into space, just that you can't do it classic Untold Empires pace (IE: single orbit rockets > unlimited fuel spaceplanes > Mars colonial domination in a year.) A bit more slow paced space expansion is all I'm asking, I don't want to have to rely on creating civilizations off Earth in order to attract new players, because that simply won't work with the storyline. An Earth-focused RP is all I'm after, space is for later.Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
Nov 2, 2013Russian Resources: Large mineral deposits scattered across Russian territory, untapped resources are still plentiful even after mining operations were expanded during the Eurasian Union era until it's fall. Hydroelectric power is one of the staples of Russian energy after they were deprived of Siberian oil with the dams along the Volga River being especially productive. Despite them being exploited heavily with the loss of the east, the forests of Russia are still vast and rich with wildlife.Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
Russian Pros: The urban population count is very high, though has been reduced by several million due to a combination of emigrations and post-war hardships. The military is large and developed, though cannot compare to either of the Scandinavian or Polish military's, which can outdo them in everything from size to technological advancement. The countries leadership however, after the wild and almost mystical though still reasonably realistic reorganization of political power after the events of WWIII have left many ruthless, strong, reliable, and ambitious people in power. When they cooperate (which they do rarely,) they are extremely cunning in their political maneuvering and negotiation. All that they need is unity in order to be unstoppable. The people of Russia are fierce nationalists by nature, and will work, even under extreme provocation, in the defense of their country
Russian Cons: Russia is surrounded by enemies who would only seek them to give into their demands. The nations of Scandinavia and Poland are by far their most fierce rivals. Relations between the three powers are all quite cold, however, due to Russia being the one most harmed in WWIII, they are the one that gets picked on most of the time. Relations between the three regions are highly unstable and capable of erupting at any moment, likely against Russia herself, if not for the cunning maneuvering of Russian leadership. The borders are long and not very well defended, however Moscow is capable of holding the line no matter what unless a large portion of both armed forces placed it under siege. Moscow is a fortress.
Oct 30, 2013That's something along the lines of what I was thinking, however I don't really want an economic collapse afterwards, I don't want to copy sircheesy's RP. I don't think the economy as it is at the moment could realistically sustain itself, so some intervention is needed to keep that from happening. Maybe some sort of mass conversion on the part of most into a state capitalist mixed economic system akin to China, except with a more liberal outlook and more focused on laissez-faire in regards to the smaller parts of the market. New markets still need to be opened up though, and the large scale degradation of Africa could be a way to do that.Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
Oct 22, 2013((The miniaturized fusion reactor also had a part to play in the OP-ness of the the replicators. I don't even think energy to matter conversion is possible, let alone efficient enough to facilitate supporting a population of trillions of people. With the dyson sphere it might be possible, but if we restart it would have to be very late game.))Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
Oct 9, 2013SpartanDoesAcid posted a message on If you could restart your life with current knowledge and mind intact... would you?Being younger would be hilarious fun. I could baffle people with my knowledge of politics and computers when I'm 5 and then get sent to highschool at grade 1. I'd also take the opportunity to learn Russian.Posted in: General Off Topic
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Oct 14, 2012Ri5ux posted a message on [1.12.2] AliensVsPredator (Alien Covenant, The Predator, Prometheus)Posted in: Minecraft ModsCommon Useful Links
WARNING 1 - Backup your worlds, this mod may cause unexpected or undesired changes to your worlds.
WARNING 2 - MDXLib is REQUIRED. You must install it. You WILL crash if it is not installed.
- Ri5ux - Lead Developer, Texture Artist, Modeler, Web Hosting, Web Developer
- Cybercat5555 - Modeler, Texture Artist
- TheDigitalDiamonds -
Texture Artist (6/3/2014)
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Nov 17, 2010Posted in: Minecraft Mods
Compatible with Minecraft 1.12.1
This Mod adds more creatures to the game.
You're welcome to add this mod to your modpack. No need to ask for permission
We have a new website!! Please check it here: http://mocreatures.org/home
The MoCreatures official server is back at:
discorddiscord for MoCreatures server: https://discord.gg/sxc6rrE
Download the Mod:
Minecraft version 1.12.1
Minecraft version 1.10.2
Minecraft version 1.8.9
Minecraft version 1.8.1
Minecraft version 1.7.10nothing to report now
How to Install Mo'Creatures Mod:Minecraft 1.6.x+
1. Install Forge using the installer.
2. Launch the game using the Forge profile. Exit the game.
3. Copy the MoCreatures.zip, CustomSpawner.zip into the .minecraft/mods folder.
4. Play! (Make sure your profile is set to Forge)
Download the files linked above
Please make a backup of your minecraft.jar file and then:
1. install Forge (unzip the .zip file and add all of its contents to your minecraft.jar file)
2. install GUI Api (just copy the .jar file into the /coremods folder)
3. Delete the META-INF folder in the minecraft.jar file
4. locate your .minecraft/mods folder
5. copy the MoCreatures.zip and CustomSpawner.zip files inside your \.minecraft/mods folder
You can watch this video explaining how to install the mod v6.0.0. (thanks to TheGofa)
And this one that explains how to set up a server with Mo'Creatures 5.0.0
This video shows how to install MoCreatures 5.1.5 on Mac (thanks to michaelsmiles)
PixelPaperCraft has a section for Mo'Creatures!
Previous VideosThis video explains how to transfer your pets from Minecraft 1.5.2 to 1.6.2
this one is in Spanish and explains most of the features of Mo'Creatures:
This video shows the New Big Cats and Manticores
-fixed crashing bug when hitting werewolves with a tool
-another attempt to fix aquatic animals crashing bugs
-fixed hybrid bigCats and pet amulet bug
-animals can be tamed by riding them again
-fixed Jellyfish crashing bug
-fixed bug that made wyverns revert back to mother wyvern
-exorcised Aquatic animals crashing bugs
-Tamed Ligers can obtain wings by receiving an essence of light
-fixed tiny creatures appearing with the summon command
-fixed game crashing bug when Ents were planting flowers
-fixed game crashing bug with MoCPetNames
-fixed game crashing bug with PetAmulets
-fixed MoCreatures tab name
-fixed Mammoth Platform name
-bunnies can be tamed again
-small creatures can be picked up again
-fixed light blue kitty bed icon
-fixed amulets and fish nets
-BigCats move faster
-fixed bug with inventories of BigCats, Horses
-fixed bug with entities moving sideways
-fixed duplicating item bug when using item on off hand
-fixed animation bug with aquatic entities receiving damage
-Bears can now be tamed by giving meats to cubs
-Bears can now be ridden and given chests
-Split bears into separate entities
-Split ogres into separate entities
-medium fish were split into separate entities
-small fish were split into separate entities
-hybrid big cats are now separate entities
-Updated for Minecraft 1.10.2
[8.1.3] and [8.2.2]
tamed animals will no longer attack the player
tamed bears can be commanded to sit with the whip
fixed invisible kittybeds
[8.1.2] and [8.2.1]
-fixed bug where ghost big cats will revert to normal cats after reloading game
-fixed bug where amulets will disappear from tamed big cats
-fixed bug with wyvern lair spawnings (the default mocreatures and customspawner .cfg files need to be erased for the fix to take place)
-tigers and leopards now show chests
-added more big cat hybrids (thanks to Cybercat5555): Leoger (between leopard and tiger), Panthger (between Panther and tiger), liard (between male lion and leopard) and lither (between panther and male lion)
-Updated for MC 1.8.9
-BigCat overhaul, split the bigcats into their own categories: lions, tigers, panthers, leopards
-split stingRays and MantaRays
-BigCats can be tamed by giving pork or raw fish to a cub
-big cats can mate by giving them pork or raw fish and keeping them in an enclosed space
-white lions and white tigers are a rare spawn with a 1/20 chance
-ligers are obtained by breeding a male lion with a Tiger
-there is a hybrid between panther and regular leopards
-giving a dark essence to a panther gives it wings
-giving a light essence to a male lion, white male lion or liger will give it wings
-Manticores are a new mob, red manticores are found in the Nether, blue manticores in snowy biomes and dark and green manticores elsewhere
-Manticores can drop an egg, that can be hatched to obtain a pet manticore. Pet manticores can be ridden once they turn into adults
-There are ghost versions of the big cats that can be obtained randomly when a tamed big cat dies
-winged big cats, ghost big cats, hybrid big cats and manticore pets are sterile (they can't breed)
-fixed kitty beds icons and behavior
-synchronized flying horse wing flapping animations and sounds
-cleaned up the code
-fixed komodo animations
-fixed server code
[8.0.0] devA - Note this is not a release ready version, for testing purposes only
-werewolves will receive higher damage from items / weapons with 'silver' in the unlocalized name or name of the material. They won't receive extra damage from gold weapons
-werewolves won't complain as much when transforming from human to werewolf form
-improved werewolves moving speed when hunched
-improved dolphin riding code
-turtle swimmimg animation improved
-piranhas move as a herd and attack differently
-deers will jump when fleeing from entities
-horses can also get ready to breed by feeding them a golden carrot
-turtles / bunnies will not receive damage when riding a player
-updated ogre attack animations
-improved minigolem / golem throwing stone accuracy
-added three more crab textures
-foxes now spawn cubs that follow adults and flee from players
-improved maggot animation
-improved ant food picking behavior
-added female turkeys
-ents now plant all the flower varieties
-added bear attack animation
-decreased frequency of goat bleets
-wraiths do not collide with entities, added attack animation
-skeletons, silver skeletons and zombies can now ride scorpions and wild wolves as well as mob horses
-MoCreature inventories can be opened by interacting with the creature while sneaking (right click while pressing shift). The MoCreatures 'keys' are no longer obtained by adding a chest to a creature and the crafting recipe was removed.
-Improved elephant animations
-Synchronized wyvern wing flapping animations / sounds. The wing flap depending on the flight speed when ridden.
-Added transform animation to Wyverns
-Changed wyvern speed, health, attack damage so the 2nd tier wyverns are significantly better
-Sharkteeh can now be converted into bonemeal
-fixed weapon damage and enchanteability
-added Pet scorpion sitting behavior / animation
-added transform animation to scorpions
-Pet scorpion health boosted to 40 (from 18)
-added wyvern ghosts
-increased Horse health, Horse speed
-Tamed Zebras shuffle again
-The nightmare burning effect last less than before
- Female Ostriches eggs are no longer sterile. Players must now pick up the eggs in order to hatch them.
- Bunnies no longer breed in the wild. In order to breed a bunny, players need to feed it a carrot at full health.
- Fixed Wyverns not laying eggs
- Fixed Pet Amulet glitch with mcMMO
- Fixed Pet Amulet glitch with nametags
- Fixed Ray grow glitch
- Fixed BigGolem dupe glitch
- Fixed wyverns, small fish, and medium fish not dropping the correct egg type
- Fixed possible client crash with Ent's attacking tamed animals
- Added new server '/mocspawn' admin command which allows you to spawn any type of horse/wyvern instantly.
This command should help server admins replace pets that go missing.
Valid Horse types :
Tier 1 : 1-5
Tier 2 : 6-9
Tier 3 : 11-13
Tier 4 : 16-17
Special : 21-28, 30, 32, 36, 38-40, 48-61, 65-67
Valid Wyvern types :
Normal : 1-4, 6-12
Mother : 5
An example of spawning a Zorse would be
'/mocspawn horse 61'
An example of spawning a mother wyvern would be
'/mocspawn wyvern 5'
for previous change logs, refer to the README.txt file
Currently the Mod adds the following creatures:
Ents are peaceful creatures that will be immune to any kind of weapons but axes. They attract nearby small creatures and spawn small plants.
Moles are very shy and hide underground from bigger creatures.
Mini golems are mobs that spawn at night and throw rocks at the player.
Silver Skeletons are aggressive mobs that spawn at night and on dark places. They can sprint towards the player and outrun him/her. They drop bones or silver swords. The silver swords are quite effective against Werewolves
Raccoons attack back if provoked. They can be tamed by giving them any edible item.
-Small and Medium Fishpictures pending...
A nice variety of small and medium size fish that can be trapped with a fishnet and fished with the fishing pole
This is how a fishnet is crafted:
Spawn on beaches next to water. They can be tamed with fishnets
Wyverns are poisonous drakes, they can be found on the WyvernLair.
Wyvern eggs can be obtained by slaying wyverns (but only on the wyvern lair). A wyvern has a 10% chance of dropping an egg.
The egg can be hatched in the Overworld by placing it near a torch and once the Wyvern grows, it can be saddled and armored.
The wyvern lair can only be accessed by using a Wyvern Portal Staff. The staff has only four uses before it's destroyed. There is an alternative recipe that replaces the unicorn with a vial of light.
The staff can be activated on any dimension, and it will teleport the player to the center of the Wyvern Lair dimension.
To return back, the staff has to be activated on the quartz portal of the Wyvern Lair.
-Elephants and Mammoths
Elephants spawn on Deserts, Jungles, Plains and Forests.
Mammoths spawn on cold biomes.
Elephants drop Hide
A calf elephant can be tamed by giving it 10 Sugar lumps or 5 cakes
Tamed elephants are healed with baked potatoes, bread or haystacks
A harness can be put on tamed adult elephants to make them rideable and attach extra things:
If a player 'sneaks' near their elephant, it will sit for a short time, where it can be mounted
To dismount an elephant, the rider has to make it sit first and then it can be dismounted.
Indian Elephants can be given a special luxurious garment:
In addition to the garment, a nice throne can then be given to the Elephant.
Two chest sets can be put on each elephant, allowing it to carry inventory
A key is used to open the inventory.
Mammoths can also carry two extra regular chests.
Three different kinds of tusk reinforcements can be crafted: wood, iron and diamond.
They can be given to tamed adult elephants and mammoths, and taken off with a pickaxe.
While wearing them reinforcement and ridden by the player, they will break blocks.
(However that feature is disabled by default in multiplayer, to prevent griefing)
Mammoths are more effective at breaking blocks than elephants.
A platform can be put on the Songhua Mammoth, allowing them to carry a second player.
To have a passenger, first the rider makes the mammoth sit, then the second player 'sneaks' while close to the mammoth.
The second player can dismount the mammoth by pressing the sneak key.
Komodo dragons spawn on swamps and plains. They attack small animals or players.
Komodo dragons poison their prey.
They drop reptile hide and the bigger Komodo Dragons have a 25% chance of dropping eggs.
An egg can be hatched if placed near a torch and the resulting baby Komodo Dragon will be tamed.
Tamed Komodo dragon can be healed by giving it raw rat or raw turkey.
A saddle can be put on a Tamed adult Komodo dragon so it can be ridden.
Golems spawn at night, and initially consists of only three blocks: the Head, the Core and a valuable ore cube. When the Golem is near a player, it activates and forms its body.
Golems have a powerful melee attack, they also have a ranged attack, where the Golem throws one of the blocks of its arms.
When a Golem is attacked, there is a chance to destroy one of its blocks. The chance of destroying a block depends on the difficulty level. If the chest is open and the core of the golem is exposed, it will suffer damage.
As the Golem suffers damage, it becomes more dangerous. A hint of the danger level of the golem is the color of its power aura. Blue is seen in a Golem that is not attacking. Yellow on a Golem that has started attack, Orange on the Golem that has suffered considerable damage. Red is seen on a Golem about to explode.
The Golem will constantly try to acquire replacement blocks. Every time a block is acquired, the Golem is healed (the amount of the healing depends also on the difficulty level)
It may be wise to look for shelter when the Golem power aura is red, as there is not too much time before the golem explodes.
When a Golem dies, it drops all of the blocks that were part of its body (including the valuable ore cube).
They're slow and they hide in their shells, except when they don't have a shell. In that case they're just slow. Snails drop slime balls.
Including Ants, butterflies, moths, flies, bees, fireflies, dragonflies, maggotts and crickets. Just for ambiance's sake
Turkeys... they drop raw turkey when killed that can be cooked. Pretty straightforward stuff.
check this video by BlockDaddy
Horses are the first controllable mount in Minecraft. You will need to tame them before you can ride them. Once tamed, they won't despawn. There are 44! different kind of Horses available.
Only regular horses, donkeys and zebras spawn in the wild.
Horses need a saddle to be ridden. You can use either regular or horse saddles on them. Once you mount the horse, you'll need to break it by riding it repeatedly, you can make the process easier by feeding the horse hay, sugar lumps or apples.
Tamed horses can be bred with the following combinations:
The Gofa made this video explaining the breeding chart:
This is the formula for the Essence of Undead. The Heart of undead is a rare drop of the Undead horse mobs, found at night. The essence of undead is used to obtain undead horses and heal them.
When riding and undead horse, mobs will not attack you.
To obtain rarer horses, you need a Zebra and the rare essences:
Essence of Fire. The heart of fire is found only as a rare drop of Nightmares on the nether.
Essence of Darkness. The heart of darkness is a rare drop of bathorses.
Bathorses are aggressive mob horses found at night, mostly on underground caves.
The Essence of Light is made by combining the other three essences
The zebras can be found more frequently on plains biomes. You can increase the frequency of Zebras spawning by changing the 'Zebra Chance' option of the mod.
Wild Zebras will flee on sight unless you're riding a white spotted or cow horse (tier 4 horses) or if you're riding another Zebra or Zorse. Once you tame a Zebra, you can breed a Zorse.
Zorses are sterile and if given an essence of fire will transform it to a Nightmare. Giving it an essence of Darkness will transform the Zorse into a bat horse.
If you give an essence of light to a nightmare, you will obtain an Unicorn. Unicorns can buckle other creatures and fall very slowly, floating down.
If you give an essence of light to a Bat horse, while the bathorse is high in the sky at the cloud level, it will trasnform into a Pegasus.
Pegasus and Unicorns can breed a White Fairy horse, however both will dissapear in the process. You need to give them both Essence of lights to get them ready for the mating. Also essence of light is used to heal them.
If you give a light blue dye, a pink dye, lime dye, cactus green, orange dye, cyan dye, purple dye, ink sac, dandelion yellow, rose red, or a lapis lazuli to a white fairy horse, it will transform into a blue, pink, light green, green, orange, cyan, purple, black, yellow, red, or dark blue fairy horse. Fairy horses can carry a small inventory, if given a chest.
Amulets are used to capture horses. The horses will drop any saddle, armor or inventory before being captured in the amulet. Only certain horses can be trapped in amulets:
Amulet of the sky, to capture pegasus or black pegasus
Fairy amulet for the fairy horses
Ghost amulet, that can capture ghost horses
Bone amulet, used to capture skeleton horses
Horses can now wear armor, from softer to sturdier. They mitigate the damage the horses receive.
Iron Horse Armor
Gold Horse Armor
Diamond Horse Armor
And crystal armor for the rare horses
This is how you craft the Horse Saddle:
The only way to dismount a horse is by clicking the sneak key (shift)
Quick guide on how to breed horses:
Rules for breeding:
-The horses to breed should be kept close (no more than 4 blocks away)
-There should be no other horses around (8 blocks)
-You have to feed them both to start the process (suitable foods are mushroom soup or pumpkins or rare essences for the rarer horses)
-it takes time (about 1/2 Minecraft day)
Quick Guide on How to use the Horses' Inventory:
-Donkeys, mules, pegasus, black pegasus and fairy horses can carry bags
-The horse needs to be tamed, and you need to give it a chest (only once)
-A key will appear in your inventory. You can use that key to open any horse inventory. If the key is lost, you can craft a new one.
How to activate the Nightmare's special ability:
-it has to be tamed, you need to give it a redstone.
-after that, ride it... and be careful
You can craft a rope:
that can be used to tie horses and BigCats, so they will follow you.
Ostriches spawn in plains and desert biomes. You can find male, females and chicks. The males will fight back if attacked.
The females and chicks will run away and hide their heads in the ground if attacked.
Beware of the normally passive female ostriches, they'll fight you if you steal one of its eggs.
Wild ostriches can't be tamed, but if you happen to 'acquire' an ostrich egg and hatch it, the chick will be tamed and will follow you around.
You can give your tamed ostrich chick a name. The name can be changed by interacting with the ostrich while holding a medallion or book.
Once the chick becomes adult, it will swap its feathers to reflect its gender. You can command your tamed ostriches by using a whip.
If you give an adult tamed ostrich a saddle, you can ride it. while riding, if you crack your whip on the ground, the ostrich will sprint for a short period of time.
Male ostriches are fast and the rare albino ostriches even faster.
Ostriches can carry helmets that will reduce the damage received
A chest can be given to an ostrich and they can carry a small inventory
cloth colored cubes can be given to saddled ostriches to make them carry colored flags
Nether ostriches are obtained by giving any tamed ostrich an essence of fire
Nether ostriches will fly in a way inspired by the game 'Joust'. (It's requires skill!)
Unihorned ostriches are obtained by giving any tamed ostrich an essence of light.
They buckle animals in a similar way than with the unicorns. Unihorned ostriches can drop a unicorn
Black wyvern ostriches are obtained by giving a tamed ostrich an essence of darkness
they can fly if the jump button is used on a timely fashion. They propel themselves forward once flying. They're tricky but fun to control in the air.
Undead ostriches are obtained by giving any tamed ostrich an essence of undead.
-SnakesThere are eight different kinds of snakes including a couple of shy snakes that will run away from the player and venomous snakes like corals, cobras, rattle snakes. There are also aggressive pythons.
Different kind of snakes spawn based on the biomes. Rattlesnakes only spawn on deserts, pythons spawn on swamps and jungles
Snakes mind their own business, if you get too close they will alert and hiss, giving you time to run away. If you don't they will attack you.
A player carrying a bird or mice will attrack the nearby snakes. They hunt down small creatures
You can obtain snake eggs. A snake egg that is dropped near a torch will hatch and the baby snake will be tamed and can be picked up. tamed snakes won't attack the player.
Shy dark green snake:
shy dark spotted snake:
Mantarays are peaceful creatures, they won't bother you at all.
They can be tamed by mounting them. Then a fishnet can be used on them
Stingrays will try to hide at the bottom of the water, they can be found in waters of most biomes except the Ocean and snow biomes. If you get too close, you have the chance of being poisoned by the stingray. Just avoid stepping on them!
They can be tamed with fishnets
JellyFish will spawn on most waters. They are translucent and propel with pulsating movements. They are also luminescent at night. You can get poisoned if you get too close. JellyFish drop slimeballs. Just watch the water, you don't want to get poisoned!
Can be tamed with fishnets
Goats are really easy to tame, just drop any edible(food) item nearby. Once tamed, you can name them. you can also change the name by right clicking on the goat while holding a medallion
Tamed and wild goats will follow you if you are carrying any edible items in your hand.
You can use a rope on tamed goat to make them follow you
You can milk female goats. Female goats don't have a goatie and have shorter horns
Don't try to milk a male goat. It won't like it
Male goats will fight back if provoked. They will also fight between themselves. They won't fight to death and will calm down after a short while.
Goats are quite omnivorous. They will eat ANY item or floating blocks that are nearby. Even diamonds. If you die next to a goat it will have a feast with your dropped items. You have been warned
Crocodiles will roam around near beaches in the swamp biomes, sometimes they will remain static.
Don't be fooled by a 'sleeping' crocodile, they are ready to attack and their speed can surprise you. They are very aggressive and fast in the water.
Crocodiles snatch prey with their jaws, they will try to carry their prey to the water, were they'll perform a death roll.
If a crocodile has caught you, you can try to get free by attacking it, but not all the hits will land. It's not that easy to scape crocodile's jaws.
Crocodiles drop hides that can be used to craft 'Croc' armor
These shy lil' guys will hide from any other creature bigger than them.
Turtles are resistant to most attacks unless they are upside down.
If you right click on a turtle, you will flip it. It takes some time for the poor little guy to flop
You can tame turtles by dropping watermelon slices or sugar cane near them.
Once tamed, they will grow slowly, follow you around and also you can carry them on your head!
Scorpions are nasty creatures that attack at night or if provoked. When scorpions attack, there is a chance of being poisoned.
There are four different kinds of scorpions, the common variety will poison you, black scorpions spawn on caves. blue scorpions found on snow that will slow you down and the red scorpions found on the Nether and will set you on fire.
Mother scorpions that are found with baby scorpions on their back drop babies which can be picked up and tamed.
Scorpions drop either sting or chitin. The sting is a short lived weapon with special properties, causing poison, slow, confusion or fire on the targets
the stings can be used to forge swords that will last longer and hit stronger (just add a diamond sword to three scorpion stings of the same kind.
With the scorpion chitins, armor can be forged. A full set of armor confers a special ability. The cave Scorpion armor set allows night vision.
The nether armor set gives fire resistance. The frost armor set enables water breathing. The regular scorpion armor gives mild regeneration.
Wild kitties will run from player. You can throw ('Q') cooked fish near them and once they eat it, they won't run away from the player. You can then give them a medallion to tame them. Once the medallion is given you can name them. The name and health bar can be toggled on/off individually by right clicking while holding a pickaxe or globally by using the in-game mod menu.
L = leather
G = Gold ingot
Once the cat is tamed, it will look for a Kitty bed with food or milk.
P = wood plank
I = iron ingot
W = Wool (you can use dyed wool as well, it will give you beds of different colors)
P P P
P W P
You can place beds and litter boxes by right clicking, and pick them up by right clicking while holding a pickaxe.
You can transport a kitty bed or litter box in your head by right clicking on it without holding a pickaxe. You can transport kitties that are on lying on the bed or litter box that way. the kitties will want either milk or pet food poured into the kitty bed. While the cat is eating or drinking, you can see the milk/food level shrinking.
any combination of Raw Pork + Raw fish
Once the kitty has eaten, it will look for an unused litter box.
P = wood plank
S = sand
P P P
P S P
P P P
The litter box will become 'used'. This item is a powerful magnet for monsters. However ogres won't stomp and Creepers won't explode. Zombies will chase and push it whereas skeletons will throw arrows at it. It is quite a sight After a while, an used litter box will return to its empty state. You can also use sand on an used litter box to clean it.
A cat that has eaten and used a litter box, will roam freely, it can become hungry again and look for food in a kitty bed again, or it will fall sleep at night, or try to climb a tree.
IF you use a whip nearby cats, they will sit and won't move. You can also right click on a cat while wearing a whip to individually toggle sitting on/off
L = Leather
I = Iron Ingot
C = BigCat Claws
C L C
If the cat has decided to climb a tree, you can watch it climbing. A cat that climbs a tree, will get trapped on top and will need help to come down.
You can pick up a cat in three different ways: if it is a kitten, it will ride on top of your head. An adult cat will go on the player's shoulders. If you pick up a cat while holding a rope, you will carry it by its legs. Cats don't like to be carried that way and will be annoyed once you drop them.
S = Silk
Cats can also get annoyed if they don't find a litter box or a bed with food or milk, or if you attack them once they're tamed.
Once the cat is annoyed, it will chase the player and occasionally hurt him/her. After a while the cat temper will improve.
A cat will follow you if you have a wool ball on your hand
If you give the cat the wool ball, it will play with it for a while chasing it and pushing it, until the cat gets bored.
You can breed cats by giving them cake. Once cake is given, the cat will look for another cat that is also in the mood (given cake). After a while one of them will become pregnant and will need to find a kitty bed.
After a short while in the kitty bed, the cat will give birth to 1-3 kittens. Kittens will be very playful and will chase any items (not only wool balls), will play with the player and will chase its mom.
If a kitten is attacked, its mom will defend them.
Cats will display emoticons to give you clues of what they're thinking. You can turn emoticons off using the in-game mod menu.
They will run away from everything. You can pick up a mouse by its tail. Mice drop seeds.
They will attack the player at night or in dark areas, if you attack one rat, all the nearby rats will attack you. They are not too strong and their health is low. They drop coal.
Watch this video from BlockDaddy O'Neal showcasing the rats
Deer will run away from anything bigger than a chicken. They're peaceful creatures. You can find female, males and fawn.
They drop pork meat
BigCats replace the lions that were part of the initial release of this mod.
Besides male and female lions, there are Tigers, Cheetahs, Panthers, Snow Leopards and White Tigers.
Female lions and Tigers will always attack the player if within range. Male lions, panthers and cheetahs will some times attack the player. BigCats will attack only when hungry. They will also eat raw pork or raw fish when hungry. Once they eat or kill a prey, they'll stop being hungry for a while.
BigCats of different breeds will fight amongst them. Bring on the catfight! Tamed BigCats won't fight amongst them.
Wild Cubs will seldom spawn. If you throw raw pork or raw fish near a small cub, and then you give it a medallion, you will tame it and it won't despawn or attack you. Once it grows to adult size, it will fight mobs on its own. Cubs will attack any other animal smaller than themselves. Bigger (almost adult) cubs won't be tamed.
Tamed BigCats will follow you and fight any mob that targets you.
BigCats will drop BigCat Claws when killed. You can use the BigCatClaws to craft a whip.
Horses and BigCats will stay put when a whip is used near them (whitin 12 blocks). Also If you right click on a tamed Horse or BigCat while holding a whip, you can toggle them between moving and staying.
If you use a rope on a tamed BigCat, it will follow you and fight your enemies
You can watch this video by Foxy1990, showing how to tame BigCats
They have 10 different colors/patterns. Piranhas are red and will attack anything that falls in the water. You can deactivate piranhas with the in game menu
Fishbowls can be used to capture, transport and release fish. You can craft a fishbowl with four pieces of glass. an empty fishbowl can be filled with water
A fishbowl with water can be used to capture fish. The fishbowl can be placed in the world and carried around in your head. If you want to bring a fishbowl back to your inventory, just
right click on it while holding any pike.
Fish can also be tamed with fishnets
There are six different kind of dolphins (from common to rare): blue, green, purple, dark, pink and albino. The last two kinds are seen only rarely in the wild.
You can tame dolphins by feeding them raw fish. the rarer the dolphin, the more raw fish it requires to be tamed. A blue dolphin requires 2 raw fish and an albino dolphin requires 12 raw fish. You can also tame dolphins by riding/breaking them. Rarer dolphins are noticeable faster than common ones.
Tamed adult dolphins can breed by feeding them cooked fish and keeping them apart from other creatures in a similar fashion than the horse breeding. Young dolphin can not breed or be tamed/ridden.
Two dolphins of the same color will always have offspring of such color. Dolphins have a 'genetic value' from 1-6. (blue = 1 and albino = 6) if you mix and match dolphins you have 1/3 chance of obtaining a purple or dark dolphin if the genetic value addition of the parents is 3 or 4, and you have a 1/10 chance of obtaining a pink or albino dolphin if the genetic value addition equals 5 or 6. i.e. A pink dolphin(5) can be obtained in 1/10 of cases by combining a blue(1) plus a dark(4) dolphin or a green (2) plus a purple (3) dolphin.
This video shows how to breed dolphins: (courtesy of Foxy1990)
The sharks will attack anything that falls in the water, except squids or other sharks. Sharks have different sizes, if you kill a big shark in easy difficulty or higher, you have a 10% chance of getting a shark egg. Right clicking on the shark eggs throws them. If the egg falls in water it will incubate and a tamed shark will hatch. Tamed sharks won't despawn and once they're big enough, will attack any other creature except sharks or the player.
The shark model was inspired by charle88's thread. He also shared his textures.
The first metamorphic and multi-stance mob for Minecraft! Don't be fooled by his appearance and sweet talk, they are ominous! He drops wood sticks or wood tools. At night it will transform into a vicious werewolf!
There are four kinds of werewolves, of special interest is the fiery werewolf who can set targets ablaze.
In daylight the werewolf will transform back into human form in no time. The best way to kill this beast is by using gold items (Think of it as the Minecraft silver). You have been warned, don't face one if you don't have a gold sword. It drops gold apples, stone or steel tools.
Werewolves sometimes will run on all fours, which makes them faster
There are four kind of bears in MoCreatures:
Black bears and Grizzly bears will attack back if provoked. Polar Bears, that spawn in cold biomes will hunt down the player on sight. Panda bears are peaceful creatures that are attracted to sugar cane.
You can tame a Panda bear by giving it reeds. Once tamed, a lazo can be used to make them follow you.
Spawns during the night time, only outdoors. It will attack you at night, and won't attack unless provoked during the day. Hunts small prey, and of course sheep!
spawns only in Hard difficulty. Will set you on fire for a short time. Drops redstone. You can see them from a distance because of flashing flames.
The first mobs to destroy blocks! It destroys blocks sparing ore blocks and obsidian. The green ogre drops obsidian ore
The fire Ogre is rarer than the regular ogre. This mob destroys blocks and ignites the floor on impact. It is fire resistant. It drops 'fire' so you can craft your chainmail.
The Cave Ogre only spawns underground. It has the biggest area of damage. It drops diamonds.
Nothing original, I used material already available, credits go to dorino1 quack sounds plus painterly pack's duck texture.
They attack smaller prey and if you get close to them, they can also attack you. Be warned
Birds add atmosphere to the game. There are six different kinds, and they have different sounds: Dove, Crow, BlueGrossBeak, Cardinal, Canary and Parrot. You can tame them by feeding them seeds. Once tamed, they won't be afraid of you and won't despawn.
If you pick up a bird, you can glide safely from heights
They will attack only smaller creatures. Most of the work was done by Roundaround. I worked on the 3D model
Frequently Asked Questions
I apologize in advance, but any post in the forum or any private message with a question already answered here will be ignored. I just don't have the time to answer the same questions over and over again. Please don't PM me with requests or questions. Use the forum instead. I'm overwhelmed with PMs and I'm not reading them anymore.F.A.Q.
Q.: Can I include your mod in my modpack?
A.: Yes you can. No need to ask permission. Just go ahead!
Q.: How do I get off my mount?
A.: Press the 'F' key
Q.: I installed the mod but don't see any of the new creatures.
A.: perhaps the gamerule doMobSpawning is set to false. To fix it,open the world to LAN to allow cheats, then press 't', then type: /gamerule doMobSpawning true
Q.: I only want to have xxx mob and not the others, can I?
A.: Use the in-game menu to adjust the spawn rates for each individual mob. You can deactivate any mob by setting its frequency to 0
Q.: I can't tame/ride a horse
A.: Make sure you're using the right saddle and follow the previous instructions on how to tame horses
Q.: I get a black screen when installing the mod
A.: Did you forget to delete the META-INF folder?
Q.: Does this work for SMP?
Q.: The lions and bears are bipeds!!
A.: You either did not install the Mod Loader or you installed another mod that conflicted with mine (i.e. a non Mod Loader mod)
Q.: Can you do xxxx mob for me?
A.: You're welcome to post your ideas/suggestions, I have a list of mobs to do...
Q.: Does this work for Mac computers?
A.: It does, the installation procedure is different.
Q.: What program do you use to make the mobs?
A.: I'm using Techne for models, paint.net for the textures, MCP plus Eclipse for the code
Previous versions-MoCreatures v6.2.1 (for Minecraft 1.7.2)-Mo'Creatures v6.1.0 mirror (for Minecraft 1.6.4)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v5.2.5.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.5.2)
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-Mo'Creatures Mod v5.2.2.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.5.2)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v5.1.5.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.5.1)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v5.0.8.zip (MC 1.5.1)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.7.0 (MC 1.4.7) requires CustomSpawner 1.11.2
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.6.0a (MC 1.4.7)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.5.1.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.4.7)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.5.0.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.4.7)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.4.0.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.4.6)
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-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.3.0.zip (Mirror)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.2.3.zip (Mirror)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.2.2.zip (Mirror)
-Mo'Creatures Mod v4.2.1.zip (Mirror) (MC 1.4.5)
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-ScottKillen: Extrabiomes XL compatibility coding
-AtomicStryker: SMP port for Minecraft 1.2.5
-Cojomax: adding custom sounds
-Freakstricth: Forge sprites
-Vaprtek: initial Horse Model.
-Dorino1: quack sounds plus painterly pack's duck texture.
-Macaque: first boar texture.
-Rondaround: fox idea, AI, sounds and texture
-_303 and Risugami: help with ModLoader and AudioMod
-Corosus: optimization changes in the code
-charle88: shark's model inspiration
-cdrumer11: pink and white dolphin skins
-FireHazurd: first werewolf model and texture
Mar 27, 2011Kinniken posted a message on Millénaire - NPC village - 16/09/18 : Millénaire 7 open betaPosted in: Minecraft Mods
Millénaire forums for more in-depth discussions than here:
Millénaire 7.0 open beta! Millénaire 7.0 introduces two great new features: a reworked Norman culture and the construction of a massive, end-game marvel: Notre Dame of the New World! Head to the beta page for all the details and the download link.
Millénaire 6.2 for Minecraft 1.12 available!
Millénaire is now officially updated to 1.12.2. Download the new version on www.millenaire.org!
Millénaire is a single- and multi-player mod for Minecraft. It aims to fill the "emptyness" of single-player worlds by adding NPC villages to it, with loose 11th-century Norman, North Indian and Mayans themes and additional cultures planned.
Villages are populated with men, women and children of various kinds, who perform tasks such as trading with the player, expending current buildings or improving existing ones, cultivating crops such as wheat in Norman villages and rice in Indian ones, crafting tools and powerful amulets, etc. As the village expends, the number of villagers increases as couples have children who grow up into new adults.
Help villages grow by trading with them and be rewarded with unique items such as Normand and Indian food or statues and tapestries to decorate your house with. And if they start liking you enough, they might even build you a house of your own.
Millénaire is available in the following languages: French, English, German, Russian, Polish, Spanish, Czech, Swedish, Dutch, Portuguese, Slovenian, Hungarian, Chinese, Arab, Estonian, Norwegian, Ukrainian (more coming!)
Download Millénaire on Millenaire.org.
Want to know more first? Check the overview.
For more information, including a FAQ, known compatibility with other mods, and common install issues, you can check the Millénaire Wiki:
Millénaire Library of user-created content to extend the mod:
Millénaire forum for more in-depth discussions:
Come across small villages while exploring, such as this Norman settlement...
Millénaire review by CGzCinema showing the mod's main features
... or this Japanese one, centred on a rice paddy.
6.2.10 - 08/09/2019
- It is now possible to donate goods to villages for a big reputation boost
- Added two new advancements, Amateur Architect and Medieval Metropolis
- The keys for the Millénaire menu, the village list and the escort toggle are now set using the standard Millénaire UI
- Players' data is now linked to UUID not player name, enabling players to change their player name without losing their Millénaire progress
- Added two new commands, one to teleport players to a village and one to change a player's reputation with a village
- Fixed a bug where Millénaire stairs and slabs would have display issues when smooth lighting was off
- Fixed a bug where paths could be built over mud bricks
- Fixed a bug where the number of nights spent by a merchant in a village would reset when reloading the world
- Fixed a bug where sub-buildings would appear on the village map, hiding the main building
- Fixed a bug where middle-clicking a full path block in creative would give you a path slab
- Fixed a bug in the handling of Byzantine textures
- Content Creation improvements:
-- New format for buildings' text data, much easier to read than the old one
For older releases, check the wiki page: Millénaire Updates
Or discover a mysterious Mayan pyramid, abandoned in the jungle. (Texture pack: Soartex FanVer with Millénaire HD blocks)
Check the FAQ page on the Millénaire wiki: http://millenaire.or...ki/Category:FAQ
- MinerMiah for the Mayan culture (including skins)
- Minepower for the Japanese culture
- Rasseru for the updates to the Japanese culture
- Ticlon for the Byzantine culture and some of the lone buildings
- SMP for all the Indian skins. Great and fast job! Check also his texture pack that includes a full reskinning of Minecraft itself, Millénaire, and many other mods as well!
- johnlmonkey, Razulra, cubex3 and TheDoctorMouse for skins
- Nandonalt and karahan : some buildings
- joeyjam: icons for the Norman armour
- minami26: graphics for the Norman armour and icons for the Norman tools
- The MCP team, without whose work I would not have attempted this mod
- The #risucraft and #mcp-modding channels, and specifically _303, ZeuX and ProfMobius, for saving me a lot of time with timely help
- MineColony and Builders, for inspiration and useful examples of modding Minecraft
Listen to the villagers discussing their job, life or simply the weather.
Making new cultures
Since Millénaire 1.4, the bulk of a new culture can be made without code (not just buildings and village types like before, but new NPCs as well). As such I'm interested in player-made cultures to integrate in the main game, provided they fit the general theme of Millénaire of "real" cultures from around the 11th century. Players interested in producing one for Millénaire should PM-me about it. If we agree on the idea, I'll provide support in the form of help on how to mod Millénaire and in the form of whatever new code might be needed (for new items, blocks or good productions), though likely not with the buildings and NPCs themselves. I reserve the right to change anything I might not like in a culture I'm shipping with the mod itself, but in practice I intend to leave as much of a free hand as possible to culture designers.Contribution welcome, it helps make Millénaire a rich game!
See what they are doing and what they need in the villages' centres.
- There is a lot of content to fill up in the Millénaire Wiki, feel free to help: http://millenaire.org/wiki/
- Female and children sounds
- It would be very useful if people who have been playing for a while could post detailed accounts of how they play Millénaire, what they like/don't like, what their goals are when playing, etc. I need more comprehensive feedback, not just small reactions to individual features.
- New lone buildings: the more different kind of lone buildings (or variations of the same kind), the better. People wanting to do lone buildings in the same style as the existing ones are welcomed. You can post your creation in the thread, preferably with a screenshot. I'll add those I think fit in Millénaire.
Trade with them, to help their villages grow and gain unique blocks, foods and items.
Downloads are available from millenaire.org.
Thread for posters to discuss custom building plans in: http://www.minecraft...f=1039&t=253387
Wiki page with adapted texture packs: http://millenaire.or...i/Texture_Packs
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See their villages develop in prosperous communities...
For more information, help, known bugs, etc., check the new Millénaire Wiki: http://millenaire.org/wiki/. Feel free to contribute!
...or massive fortresses surrounded by desert.
But be wary in your travels, for hostile bandits and soldiers can be waiting deep in the woods!
Encourage villages to trade with one another, or push them to war and see their men battling while the women and children
And when the pull of adventure becomes too strong, seek out the mysterious Sadhu in the forest to start a great quest on the origins of the world.
Who knows, you might even come across the mysterious Panthéon, the massive structure where the contributors and donors to Millénaire are immortalised.
Note to modpack makers: Millénaire can be freely added to modpacks provided you credit me and provide a pro-eminent link to millenaire.org.
Signatures by minami26 - now with dynamic version info:
This mod is Copyright (2011) and is my intellectual property. Only minecraftforum.net is allowed to host any of my material without my consent. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Descriptions or other content on the mod (for example, reviews) are allowed as long as the download links provided point to this thread or to the Millénaire Wiki. Works derived from this mod in any significant way, for instance by re-using the mod's source code, are forbidden without written permission.
Aug 27, 2011Posted in: Minecraft Mods
Also check out my Dispenser V2 mod!
At 3:09PM EST on March 30, 2012, this post has a stack of likes!Quote from Ian5133
Big news everyone.
After the 1.3 update, this mod will be discontinued. Don't be upset though- I have good reasons for doing this and I won't be abandoning the decoration-yearning community. So, here's what's going to happen:
I'll be updating to 1.3 as easily as possible, and then stopping development on the Decoratives Mod. I will then be creating a new system for my mods that share a common base. I'll try to stick to small mods that can work together but don't need each other to work. I will be making decoration mods that add chairs, tables, carpets, etc. One of the main reasons for this is how poorly and inefficiently coded this mod is. I started it back when I was new to Java and programming in general.
So don't worry, you won't lose all the great things of the mod. It will just be changing form.
In a recent update:
Have you ever wanted more variety in your blocks? Do you want a fancier castle? Well now you know about the Decoratives Mod! This mod adds decorative blocks to the game to add fancyness. These include tables, carpets, stained glass, glowstone torches, some nice patterned blocks, smooth sandstone, and concrete.
Content (new blocks, new recipes):Tables
New in the 1.3.0 update, I bring you a long awaited feature: TABLES! These are sensitive to the tables and blocks around them and will fit themselves to look good in any environment! They've also got 12 different types!
More Table Pics:
Do you want to sit down and rest for once? Are your stubby, square legs getting sore? Are your tables lonely? Well now there's chairs! You can make them with or without armrests, out of stone and all three colors of planks.
More awesome chair pictures:
Ever wanted to build with colored glass? Maybe some kind of church? Well now you can! Just smelt yourself up some pure glass then combine it with almost any type of dye and you've got yourself some stained glass!
BEST WITH FANCY GRAPHICS ON
Have you ever wanted a nice looking living room carpet to go in between your stair-built couch and your gigantic fireplace? Do you want a different floor on your second floor than the stone ceiling of the first? Well, now all your dreams are coming true, because you can now make carpet out of any color of wool, just by placing two of that color of wool next to eachother in the crafting table!
Are you tired of sleeping your first few nights in Minecraft freezing your #[email protected] off? Would you like a small campfire when exploring? Would you like to do strange sheep sacrifices to Notch in burning sheep in a fire pit? Well now you can. Just craft this with a half slab of your choice (exept wood, of course) and a piece of coal, and you've got yourself a fire pit made from that respective material.
What?? Colored planks??? Do you mean the colors of the rainbow??? NO DUMMY! I mean colors matching the logs! Now there's birch planks, pine/"redwood" planks, and regular old normal planks!
If you want some colored planks, you need to make a bark stripper. Then you follow the instructional image above.
Ladies and gentlemen, is your cobblestone too boring? Do you hate that plain, ugly look of normal cobblestone? Well here it is, Fancy Cobblestone!
Fancy Clean Stone
Do you think the clean stone look is too plain? Want to be in top style as a wealthy minecraftian? Build your house out of high class Fancy Stone!
Bored of regular old planks? Want some higher class wood? Want tiles for your kitchen? Craft some fancy wood!
Do you think that your sandstone is to chunky and rocky? Want some smooth, nice looking sandstone? Just chuck some sandstone in a furnace and get some smooth sandstone!
If you're like me, you think gravel is completely useless. Well not anymore! Now you can smelt gravel into concrete, which you can use to build better-looking roads, skyscrapers, city buildings, and to take one step closer to the modern era- in Minecraft!
Have you ever been putting windows in your house, and you think to yourself: "I wish I had a clearer view through my windows"? Well, think no more! Now you can just put some glass in a furnace and get Pure Glass, completely clear without blocking your vision!
Do you want more light from you torches? Do you have too much glowstone? Well with glowstone torches, all your problems will go away! Giving off a light level of 15, Glowstone Torches effectively produce more light than normal torches! In fact, they give off the same light as sunlight! Now, being glowstone, they're not on fire, but they're hot enough that they still give off smoke. Just craft it like a normal torch, but with glowstone dust instead of coal. Or, if you're one who likes to overuse torches, put your glowstone dust in the furnace and recieve heated glowstone dust! With heated glowstone dust, you can craft four times the torches with the same amount of glowstone!
Tired of placing your double slabs painfully slowly? Do you just want to build out of double slabs because it looks nice? Well with improved double slabs, your pains and annoyances end here! Just craft a slab on top of another and BAM! You've got yourself a new double slab! (This mod also gives double slabs a name instead of "unnamed 43")
VideosVideo made by SCMowns2
Video made by HeKTiXxNation
Video made by drackiseries
Video made by PixelArchitekt. It's in German, but it does a great job showing off every aspect of the mod!
Video made by TheBlockSmiths
Texture Pack Support:
Quote from Ian5133
I have just updated the mod to 1.3. Some things are a bit glitchy, but you can get everything to work. Keep in mind though that this update has gone through very little testing. If you find any major bugs please report them to me. Other than that, I won't be working on this mod again.
Notice! This mod requires Minecraft Forge in order to work.
When you get to the adf.ly page, click the yellow "Skip Ad" button in the top right.
Latest version(Minecraft 1.3.2)
Decoratives 1.5.0- Minecraft 1.3.2
Decoratives 1.4.2- Minecraft 1.2.5
Decoratives 1.4.1- Minecraft 1.2.3
Decoratives 1.4.0- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.3.1- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.3.0- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.2.4- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.2.3- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.2.2- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.2.1- Minecraft 1.1
Decoratives 1.2.0- Minecraft 1.0.0
Decoratives 1.1.1- Minecraft Beta 1.8.1
Decoratives 1.1.0- Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Decoratives 1.0.0- Minecraft Beta 1.7.3
Installation Instructions can be found in the README!.TXT in the downloaded zip file. Or read it here.
I will not respond to questions that are answered in the readme.
Please report any bugs you find to me.
If your minecraft crashes, post your crash report on this thread along with a list of other mods you have. Make sure you have installed modloader and deleted META-INF. If you don't do this, I will not help you.
-Updated for Minecraft 1.3.2
-Fixed bug with carpets not wrapping onto stone half slabs
-Chairs are extremely glitchy. Just a warning to you.
-Updated for Minecraft 1.2.5
-Fixed bug where carpets weren't placeable on stairs, slabs, glass, pure glass, stained glass, glowstone
-Carpets treat updside-down stairs and slabs as normal blocks (mostly)
-Fixed not being able to place chairs on tables, glass, pure glass, stained glass, and glowstone
-Fixed not being able to place tables on glass, pure glass, stained glass, and glowstone
-Bark strippers now give appropriate plank types
-Bark strippers will only activate upon right click if a block of wood is above them
-Bark strippers now drop 4 planks instead of 5
-Bark strippers now drop 0-2 sticks
-A secret. Post if you think you know the secret.
-Updated for Minecraft 1.2.3
-Minor, most likely unnoticable changes to carpet placeability
-Fire pits can now light netherrack above them on fire
-You can no longer place redstone on bark strippers and fire pits
-Fixed a floating shadow bug with bark strippers and fire pits
-Bark stripper no longer causes crash upon being powered
-Added bark stripper
-Colored planks re-introduced
-Carpets no longer drop items in creative mode (ever).
-4 new types of fire pit added (corresponding to slabs).
-All items now available in creative mode inventory.
-Fire pits now have better fire particle effects.
-Fire pits can set blocks above them on fire on the top face.
-You can no longer walk onto a fire pit like it's a stair.
-Small bug fix in carpet rendering.
-Carpets now drop as items when destroyed again.
-Carpets have new rendering system
-Carpets now wrap around stairs and half slabs, and full blocks
-Updated for Minecraft 1.1
-Fire Pits added.
-Ported to minecraft forge with new config system.
-Code reconstruction with metadata and properties.
-Choose content to use in the mod.
-Fixed glowstone torch placement glitch.
-All 16 dye colors available for stained glass.
-Gold stained glass removed.
-Updated for Minecraft 1.0.0
-Updated for Minecraft beta 1.8.1
-Mod Released with:
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Jan 31, 2012Posted in: Minecraft Mods
Falling Meteors Mod
What's New With V2.14?
Information about the mod is now on the wiki!
This mod was developed as a little side project of mine. I had seen previous Meteor mods before with some of the features I have here, but they have all been discontinued or missing. After many hours of coding I have completed my goal and come out with an awesome mod. This mod includes many excellent features that make it stand out from the rest of the old Meteor mods. The features of this mod are listed below.
- Meteors Fall to the ground and explode, forming craters that house various minerals from space.
- New Tools that give different properties: Magnetization, slowing enemies, burning enemies, mining underwater faster, etc.
- New Armor Sets that give you different abilities: Magnetization, walking on water, immunity to fire, etc.
- Mine all the minerals from the craters as quick as possible because the debris from the crash will cool, giving less minerals
- Protect your precious creations with Meteor Shields that can be fully upgraded to protect a huge area of land.
- Varying sizes and types of Meteors
- Craft Detectors to find out WHERE a meteor is going to land
- Craft a Meteor Timer to determine WHEN a meteor is going to land
- Freeze blocks using the Freezer as well as craft ice, packed ice, and more.
- Summon meteors down onto your friends with Meteor Summoners
- Obtain an adorable Comet Kitty as a pet!
- Configure the mod to your liking with many configuration options
- Fully SMP compatible!
Here's some screenshots of the mod:
Be sure to have Forge installed in order for this mod to work.
Also be sure to install Baubles for the new Magnetization Controller!
Previous Versions:Meteor Mod V2.13.1 for MC 1.7.2/1.7.10 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.13 for MC 1.7.2/1.7.10 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.12 for MC 1.7.2 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.11.2 for MC 1.6.4 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.11.1 for MC 1.6.2 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.10.2 for MC 1.5.2 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.10.1 for MC 1.5.1 - Mirror
Meteor Mod V2.9.2 for MC 1.4.7
Meteor Mod V2.9.1 for MC 1.4.7
Meteor Mod V2.9 for MC 1.4.6
Meteor Mod V2.8.2 for MC 1.4.6
Meteor Mod V2.8.1 for MC 1.4.5
Meteor Mod V2.8 for MC 1.4.5
Meteor Mod V2.7 for MC 1.4.2
Meteor Mod V2.6.2 for MC 1.4.4
Meteor Mod V2.6.1 for MC 1.4.2
Meteor Mod V2.6 for MC 1.4.2
Meteor Mod V2.4.1 for MC 1.2.3
Meteor Mod V2.4 for MC 1.2.3
Meteor Mod V2.3 for MC 1.1
Meteor Mod V2.2 for MC 1.1
Meteor Mod V2.1 for MC 1.1
Meteor Mod V2.0 for MC 1.1
2.Run Minecraft once
3.Put the ZIP/JAR file in the mods folder located in your .minecraft folder (Do not unzip)
4.Run Minecraft and have fun!
Changelog: Check the Curse mod page for version differences
Old Changelog:It seems Curse broke the formatting. Sorry.
2.11.1:<br>-Updated to MC 1.6.2<br>-Meteor Shields block Kitty Comets<br>-All auto-enchanted items will no longer require a right-click to enchant the item<br>-All auto-enchanted items also can't be disenchanted then re-enchanted automatically (so no farming for exp with Enchanting Plus)<br>-Meteor ore now gives experience when mined<br>-Various tooltips have been added to the Detectors to help explain what each detector detects, as well as, telling you if it has found a meteor/crash.<br>-Detectors now work as intended<br>-The Meteor Timer block has now been updated to work more properly and will also take into account if meteors only fall at night.<br>-Two game rules have been added: meteorsFall and summonMeteors. This uses Minecraft's system of setting game rules via /gamerule to turn off/on the falling of Meteors and the ability to summon meteors with the summoners.<br>-Meteor Shields now drop red meteor gems that have been applied to them if the shield is broken.<br>-Red Meteor Gems now have a tooltip explaining their use<br>-Meteor Shields when charged now inform the player that the shield can be upgraded using red meteor gems<br>-Protected Land Testers now have a tooltip explaining that the tester has a one-time usage.<br>-Network traffic has been reduced with less packets being communicated between the server and client.<br>-The mod should now handle multiple dimensions properly.<br>-The tick rate for meteor updates has been reduced to once per second rather 20 times per second.<br>-The mod now uses the world's data folder to read/write from for "Ghost Meteors" and "Crashed Chunks" (used to prevent meteors from falling in an area where a meteor recently landed). This also uses MC's system of saving dat files, similar to how maps are saved. So there should be no more errors with linux users.<br>-Various sounds have been added to the Meteor Shield (thanks to mucusBones)<br>-Summoners now give off a particle trail when thrown<br>-Meteor crash sites now sound hot (except Frezarite of course)<br>2.10.2:<br>-Fixed Crash when a meteor crashes<br>-Added missing crafting recipes<br>-Updated to MC 1.5.2<br>-Updated German Language pack to make sense<br>2.10.1:<br>-Entity spawning bugfix<br>-Added multilingual capabilities (check github)<br>-New Detector Textures<br>-New Achivements added<br>-Meteor Timer block added<br>-New Recipes for Random and Unknown Summoners<br>-All drops are now attracted with the Magnetization enchantment<br>-Optimization2.9.2:
-Fixed major bug with armor enchantments not working properly
-Updated to 1.4.7
-Alien Creeper and Comet Kitty spawn eggs now have appropriate colors
-Unknown meteor now has texture
-Random black particles bug fixed
-Summoner not spawning meteors correctly fixed
-Detectors reload locations after world change
-Added Frezarite tools complete with special effects
-Redone the old auto-enchanting system to insure the effects get added and it is known that there should be an effect
-Less network traffic
-Meteor shields now have a beam of light once they are fully powered which are set to the color of the type of meteor the owner of the shield blocked last.
-Added sounds for meteor shield
-New particles for meteor shield
-Redid flying ray for meteor shield
-added informative compatibility issues for server-client compatibility
-Updated to MC 1.4.6
-Minor Bugfix with Fire Immunity when wearing full Krekno armor
-Config options added: meteor ore generation, meteor type control, kitty attack chance modification, meteor shield radius modification, text crash notification control
-Meteor type specific meteor summoners added
-Comet kitties added
-Kitty comets added (there's a difference)
-Enchantment IDs now configurable and default ids were change for compatibility
-Updated to MC 1.4.5
-SMP Compatible (finally)
-Packets are now being used to sync the server with the client
-Server configuration properties are used when a player with different config properties logs in to the server to prevent issues. Note: Does not sync block/item ids
-Meteor detectors should work again in all instances
-Safe chunks are now being removed properly when a meteor shield is broken/destroyed
-Fixed more bugs of all sorts
-Client and Server communication now operable - 80%
-Summoner grief protection working again
-Multiple crashes fixed
-Config options redone a little bit again. CHECK YOUR CONFIGS TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS GOOD!
-Safe chunks can be added, but not removed (at least on the server side)
-Meteor Detectors I feel may be unoperable quite yet. Wait until next patch for that. Should still work on SSP though.
-Fixed multiple NPE's causing crashes
-Magnetization of items now works again (even in SMP)
-Game no longer crashes when mining Meteor blocks
-Added option in config to set max and min meteor sizes
-Renamed config option "Meteor Fall Rate" to "Meteor Fall Deterrence" to help clear up confusion. CHECK YOUR CONFIGS!
-Summoner grief protection is not working properly in SMP
-Some achievements may still not trigger properly in SMP
-Ported to MC version 1.4.2
-Unknown meteor type added
-Meteor spawning redone
-Frezarite pickaxe and shovel added
-Magnetization and Cold Touch enchantments added
-Meteor detectors added
-New configuration options
-Semi-anti-grief system with meteor summoners
-Halfway ported to MC version 1.3.2, did not make release
-Adjusted Meteor Type rarity
-Nether portals only appear with Medium and Large Kreknorite Meteors
-Meteorite Blocks now have a 25% chance of giving 1 meteor chip once cool.
-Frezarite and Kreknorite Meteors added
-Frezarite and Kreknorite tools and armor added
-Updated for 1.2.3
-Armor abilities and strength adjusted
-Code redone for mod compatibility
-Crash sites are now more fiery
-Meteor fall distance adjusted
-Meteor cooling rate adjusted (takes a little longer to cool)
-Groundwork for future plans was made
-Meteor Shields now vary in strength on how much land they cover
-Meteor chip drops rarity adjusted
-Meteor blocks cool faster
-Adjusted slight bugs in crafting recipes
-Meteor blocks are now flammable
-Meteor crash rarity adjusted
-Meteor blocks cool much faster when near water.
-Fixed Meteor Shield causing crash when right-clicked
-Implemented infinite textures with Forge
-Uploaded the correct armor skin (my bad)
-Added configuration file to control ID's, meteor rarity, and tool crafting
-Added Meteor Summoner along with a rare Red Meteor Gem
-Updated for 1.1 with updated Forge
-Different Meteor sizes added
-Meteors now Render correctly
-Meteorite tools and armor are now magnetic
-Meteor crash generation redone to support fire blocks and random Alien Creeper spawning
-Alien Creeper Mob added
-Meteorite Ore now generates underground as well
-Meteors now cool over time, giving less meteor chips the more it cools
-Meteor Shields Added
-Meteor Shield Test Torches added
-Most Textures Updated (Thanks all goes to NoobSauce!)
-Modified Time Between Meteor Crashes
On Dealing with Modpacks:
On dealing with modpacks and this mod, check out this post.
Please tell me your ideas on how to improve on this mod. Any bugs/glitches you have please tell me those also.
This mod is now open source, which means you can now look at the code and how messy it may or may not be (probably is).
Come check out the page here:
With update 2.10, this mod now has compatibility for multiple languages. Currently there are only two different languages other than English(US) that are available: German and Chinese. If you wish to help with translation, please check out the LANG file here: https://github.com/A...lang/en_US.lang
Once you have translated it over to your language, either message me on these forums or submit a Pull Request on Github for me to add it to the repository.I really hope I get some help with this because a lot of people really wish for this mod to be translated. ALL help will be greatly appreciated.
ImperatorDrakonis - His Language Thread
Sep 18, 2012This mod is no longer being developed or available for download. Check out the sequel here:Posted in: Minecraft Mods
Jan 16, 2013Posted in: Minecraft ModsSometimes, the laws that govern reality do not always hold firm. With the right tools they can be bent, twisted, and even torn. Push aside reality itself and enter the space between spaces with...
Limbo is the accumulated remains of a thousand dead worlds, timeless and infinite. Yet it is not a lifeless realm, because something old sleeps here, something that watches and waits. Think twice before you break the ancient walls within the dungeons, because whatever built them did so for a very, very good reason. There are eyes in the dark, and you are not supposed to be here.
Dimensional Doors is a mod about manipulating dimensions and exploration. You can use its doors to connect and travel between any two locations instantly, even across dimensions, or to create your own pocket dimensions, isolated from the rest of the world. There are also doorways to seemingly endless dungeons, waiting for anyone to happen upon them.
Recommended for MC 1.6.4: Dimensional Doors 2.2.4-346
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If you've enjoyed this mod, please consider donating to the SenseiKiwi and myself. A lot of time goes into building dungeons and producing updates.
These older versions are no longer supported.Dimensional Doors v1.4.1Requires MC 1.5.1, and the appropriate version of Minecraft Forge, or Build 184.108.40.2067Dimensional Doors v220.127.116.11Requires MC 1.4.7, and the appropriate version of Minecraft Forge, or Build 18.104.22.1687Dungeons
These structures generate throughout the world...Some are strange, alien structures, while others seem like a piece of home. Maybe a bit too much like a piece of home...Some are ruins, left behind in a timeless void, while others are still alive, brimming with deadly activity.Explore these forgotten ways at your own peril, as Limbo is just one wrong move away.Videos
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Nov 4, 2012*** The list is continued in post #4, only three posts down from this one. ***Posted in: General Gaming
1TrollLTD (Me) is taking this thread under my wing. Continue to suggest whatever you want!
1. The Ultra-Arrogant
The average human body is kept alive by a steady flow of a red substance we know as blood. A liquid substance we commonly see in video games and horror movies. The type of arrogant gamer I'm talking about doesn't stay alive by blood, as he is only kept alive by being right, or so it seems. The day this gamer is proven 100% wrong, the world will implode and logic will be violently turned inside out.
This gamer has reprogrammed himself/herself to be the ultimate bearer of knowledge, despite being a mortal bipedal bag of flesh like the rest of us. If you happen to prove this gamer wrong, it doesn't matter, because this gamer is still correct as you only "disproved something else" and not the actual point. Save your breath, because in the end, this gamer will only think "I've triumphed in this argument, as usual..." despite the actual outcome.
1a. The "Rationalizer"
Thank you pinballboy7 and TheKian1337
This sub-type gamer, as expected, has never lost a game. It doesn't matter how many points you beat him by, or if you managed to stomp his team of 9 with your team of just 2. Either this "rationalizer" has won, or has won but in a different smaller scale method.
"Did a sniper headshot me? Ugh, camper. Was I gunned down with that Luger pistol? Yeah, because that pistol is overpowered. Was I blown up by a rocket? That required hardly any aiming. Did I lose a fight with you while we were both using the exact same weapon and at full health? Yeah, because you were lagging. Wait, your ping is 23 while mine is 131? That's because this server is bugged."
2. The Griefer
Thanks for reminding me of this one, whatsamagiga. I had no reason to forget this one.
That guy that blocks your house doors with obsidian in Minecraft. That guy who dances in your line of fire when you're trying to snipe someone. If you read on through this list, you'll find the "Misery-Eater" gamer type, but griefers take a step further by trying to troll EVERYONE, and not just the opposite team.
Like many other sad pathetic wastes of oxygen in this list scraping the bottom of the suicide barrel, this type of gamer probably never got any sort of attention throughout his life, and the only way to grasp it is on a server full of (innocent) players. These types of gamers also seem to get angry when they get banned, as if they got banned for no reason.
3. The player who "never loses"
Ahh yes, this person never lost a single online game in his life, or so it seems. You'll find plenty of these guys in Call of Duty games, as well as any other types in this list... Not everyone is given the gift to lock our minds in state of "I won. No explanation. End of story. I've won. You lost." despite losing by 53 points. But these kind of gamers are "blessed" with that "gift".
"Wait, your team won the round without losing any lives while everyone in my team was killed off before the time limit? Well, that may seem like it's the case but it isn't. It was actually the rest of my team that lost, while I was the only one making any effort, so there's no loss on my part."
Then this gamer sits back with a self-created sense of power coupled with a forced grin upon his/her face, telling oneself that once again, no loss occurred and the perfect winning streak still remains. At least, mentally.
4. King of the Portal
Oh yes, even gamer "kings" exist out there. Self-proclaimed kings actually, but you get the id- actually no, scratch that, sometimes they aren't self-proclaimed, because they do have some power in some cases.
These "kings" have other players/friends accompanying them in the same server, awaiting every wish and whim of their vitual and faceless rulers. Sometimes, we may know them as clan leaders, but that isn't always the case. If the king wants to votekick you, his minions will votekick you and win by a landslide. If the king wants you banned, his minions will abuse the server's plugin settings to make you sure you never return to this server again. This ruler/king/queen usually has 0% control in his/her life, so one turns to the internet to simulate this.
5. The Perfectionist
If these type of gamers had a motto, it'd be something like "100% completion, or 0% completion. Nothing in between." These perfectionists' actions start to spread out and damage the fun of any other teammate unlucky enough to be on Dr. Perfect's team.
"Sure, we conquered Crayon World, but did we collect ALL the colors in the world? No? Then we do it over." or how about "Yeah, we made it out of the armed forces base and stole the secret cloaking plane project, but did we kill every enemy with a single headshot? No? Then we better restart this map and play another 45 minutes until we get it right!" This is the part where other players find another game and hope to not meet Dr. Perfect ever again.
6. The Misery-Eater
"Pwned!" "lol fail" "later kid" "lol umad?" "you noob" "play better!"
I always picture this scenario where some kid is sitting at a computer with a bomb strapped to his/her chest and the only way to disarm the bomb is to type self-douchening insults within a fixed amount of time. These are usually the 14-year-old kids who get shredded in middle school and use the internet to rebuild their inner strength.
This kid also slips into the "I never lose!" type of gamer. Whenever this little tyke headshots you or stabs you, the tyke now has this power over you for killing your virtual character. However, if you manage to kill the tyke instead, the blame will be placed on "lag" or the super sad "lol I let you kill me". Very much like the "I never lose!" dork, a list of excuses has been made for every time this kid dies.
7. The Abusive Admin
A variant of "King of the Portal", but with more direct approaches to punishing people the admin doesn't like. If the admin's team loses, he spams the slap command on all of the opposite team as if to say "You were wrong to beat my team. The correct move was to let my team win! You're being punished!" when in actual reality the admin is saying "I'm really angry and I can't handle loss! I'm not mature enough to push past it! Did I mention I'm angry?! I'll abuse the winning team to make myself feel better and in control! I've won!"
8. T-T-The 56k P-P-P-Player-r-r
Come on, you guys know what I'm getting at. I sometimes feel sympathy for these players, because they can be very nice but be bogged down by the world's crappiest internet connection which in turn can damage the flow of the team. There are also the hurr durr laggers that blame the rest of the planet for lagging, when that isn't the case and they're the only person in the server with 450 ping. A cable modem. Use one.
8a. Captain Bandwidth
These are people who have decent connections, but lag constantly and have horrible ping because they're downloading two movies via Bittorrent. You'll witness their ping constantly bounce back between 40 and 730, yet they seem to still get kills as no one else can target them with their teleporting lag.
8b. The Mock Lagger
Suggested by Dwarvenhero81, that swell guy.
This one is a little different, because this is a player who actually isn't lagging, but constantly uses that as an excuse.
Many times. Most of the time.Every time.
Whether this player fell into an explosive trap, was headshotted, telefragged or simply walked into a stationary hazard contained in the map, it just so happened that "it was lag". This player seemingly has a sentient internet connection that purposely causes lag only when s/he is in a position to be killed.
Much like "The Player Who Never Loses", these gamers don't seem to recall a time where they were defeated fairly. It just so happens that this gamer only mentions his lag seconds after he dies, rather than any other time. "Woah lag spike!" "Wow my ping went to like 1000!" "ffs my internet is messed today!" which can be translated into "An excuse!" "I can't handle being killed!" and "Saying something to make myself feel better!"
9. The Attention-Craving Girl
"Do you guys acknowledge the fact that I'm a girl? Hear me talking in the mic? I'm gonna keep talking about trivial solitary things as an excuse to use my mic and keep trying to prove I am - in fact- a girl. Don't hit on me. I just want to play the game. No, you guys, don't be silent and continue playing the game yet! I still need you all to show me that you know I'm a female! Don't ignore me!"
Eventually, some guys are gonna get real annoyed and forge some sexist comments in a vain attempt to shut her up, where the girl follows that with "Omg you're so sexist omg back off! Get a life creep! I'm still a girl by the way! Back off! Rage! Anger!"
10. The Team Swapper
"Wait, that's the winning side?! I better be on that team instead."
11. The Bad "Comedian"
It's as if Dane Cook started showing more interest in online gaming, and wanted to test his material there. Now, not every "comedian" gamer is bad, as some of them can have an entire server rolling around in painful side-contracting laughter, but this entry is about the ones who think they're funny, but aren't.
These mock-comedians can be dead giveaways by the way they force out their "jokes" or "funny" observations. This is also evidenced by the fact that they desperately use the same material as if to say "Just in case you didn't hear it the first time, I'll say it 4 more times!" Someone referring to TF2's Spy as OJ Simpson or using a name tag to rename TF2's Soldier's rocket launcher as "Rawkit Lawnchair" may have been funny the first few times, but things get dry eventually.
Oh yeah, this is also the kind of gamer that keeps repeating old, dead memes such as "om nom nom", "do not want" or "durr kill it with fire!" Come on funny-guy gamers, think up something new.
11a. The Time-Locked Kid
Not as common as the general bad comedian, but still exist. These sub-gamer types have a slightly harder time realizing that "Hey! I'm not funny!" Here we all are in 2013, whether we want to be or not. Yet, we have this kid joining the server with the name of "lolcat" and shows us that his mindset is permanently stuck in 2004.
This "lolcat" keeps playing the Numa Numa song (Dragostea Din Tei), has cat pictures as his sprays in Source games with really retarded captions such as "penis goes where?!" or "i am not amused!" When others berate this kid constantly telling him how old and dried out his memes are, the "lolcat" just goes on thinking, "They just don't get it." Followed by quoting "WHAT?!" or "OKAY!!" by Lil' Jon.
Now we got another time travelling kid joining the server with the name of "SPARTAAA!" who's stuck in the year 2006. He'll play 6 versions of sparta remixes on his mic back to back, then the play the loop of "Head On! Apply directly to the forehead!" for a minute straight. Everyone once in a while, he'll spurt out "durrrr i can haz cheeseburger". Thinking he's the ultimate Dave Chappelle of the server.
Wait, we got another guest on the server! Known as "don't taze me bro!" who is stuck in 2007. "Hey, you guys see 2 Girls 1 Cup yet?!" "You guys see that Miss South Carolina thing olOL!!"
11b. The Class Clown
olbud from the Facepunch forums gave this one.
These gamer types aren't usually the most annoying because they don't stick around for long. What makes this person different from the normal "bad comedian" is that their methods of making people laugh are more desperate and volatile.
Come on, we all knew (or were) that person in school. That kid that would jeopardize himself just to get a few laughs out of people. That kid would get detentions daily because he just had to get those momentary laughs, no matter the cost. Sometimes this kid was funny, and other times, he just brought double negatives on himself because he failed to get those laughs and got in long-term trouble - just making douches of themselves.
Yup, the internet has that too. They'll break server rules many times just to see a "lol" in the chat box. When they banned from a server, they tell themselves "I got banned, but it was worth it. I may have permanently lost access to a good server, but I got a few laughs. Yup, it was totally worth it. I think... Sort of... I hope..."
12. The "mic-always-on" Player
Suggested by Nenntt
Yeah man, because we all totally love to hear every single thing that goes on in the background of this player's house. It's also awesome when you can hardly hear the game itself because of this person's incomprehensible reason to have his mic running 24/7. We all love hearing your siblings arguing in the background. We all love hearing you make crunch sounds because you're eating and playing at the same time.
The best part of all, is that we love hearing that static hum that is overlapping the audio of the game. 10/10
12a. The Iron Lung
Remind me to give Acknid a gift basket for this one.
Not only do they physically, sexually and mentally abuse their mics non-stop, they just got a new pair of lungs and they have to show them off. This person can't talk with the mic being nearby. Oh no, they have to talk with it pressing right against their peach-fuzzed, developing moustaches.
Whenever an 'H' sound or a vowel is about to be pronounced, you'll start to grow an envy of Marlee Matlin. Whenever those H's or vowels are said, you'll near nothing but an eardrum-ripping burst of static. You're probably listening to a tape of "Microphones made in 1998 used to capture the sound of wind tunnels. Volume 3. Special Edition. Tape 1 of 20."
13. The "Not Actually a Gamer" Gamer
Suggested by Metadigital
Every day you get at least one invite to the latest social game on Facebook from them. Farmville, Cityville, The Ville, it doesn't matter. As long as it ends in "ville" or is made by PopCap. They will tell you all about their latest Bejeweled accomplishments and complain about the ads that appear every few levels. Yeah, they know what an ad blocker is, but it just seems like too much trouble to get working. Just like actual video games.
13a. The Jock
Even though he's always out drinking and partying, and usually practicing for a sport between that, he still calls himself a "gamer". Because playing the Wii twice a week or him playing Halo a few times automatically makes him a "gamer".
He may even retain that stereotyped jock attitude, such as calling out "nerds" or "virgins" who are playing the exact same game the jock is playing at that exact moment. When this jock gets into some argument and knows he's getting losing on all fours, he retreats to the good ol' "get a life" response when fresh out of clever comebacks.
Like many other gamers in this list, they usually have an attitude of "everyone worse than me sucks, and everyone better than me has no life! And I happen to be in that perfect middle! Herp!"
14. Silent Bob
So you're playing some Left 4 Dead 2 with 3 other strangers, and one of them gets ensnared by a Smoker. As everyone else is distracted by hearing a Tank or Witch some distance away, this poor silent player is constantly losing health but decides not to type a single letter, as if this player thinks "Eh, whatever, I'm sure they'll save me eventually. If not, then good game I guess." When all they needed was a quick "help?" over the mic or in the chat.
It's not uncommon for this kind of player to have a mic sitting right near his face but remain unused.
14a. The Silent Killer
1TrollLtd, one day I may hand this list to you. If I haven't already.
He's not as much of a casual gamer as "Silent Bob". He's extremely good, and he'll kill you in the most surprising and ninja-esque ways. He's cool to have on your team, but otherwise, he's the silent Satan. A very deadly mute.
He's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, laced with confusion, coded with pure liquid unknown and propped right on top of a question mark. He knows every exploit and tactic in the book, and will never share what those are. Don't waste your time asking him anything, because you'll just end up talking to yourself in the end.
On top of that, this gamer type may stick to silenced weapons, because the suppressed weapon is almost as soundless as he is. Who is this person? Why are we so interested in him?! Why can't we uncover the mystery?!!
15. The Prepubescent Gamer
Thanks for the heads up, Dinh AaronMk.
Not all of these types of gamers are bad to be around. You might get a 10-year-old player who's decent at the game and uses his mic rarely. Sadly, not all of us get the luxury of those "matured" types of young gamers. These kids may talk so much, that even 2 hours after playing the game, the high-pitched whine of their voices is still drilled into your psyche.
On top of this, you might get that little kid that keeps using his mic - not because he loves talking, but he's trying to hammer in our heads "Guys, I'm a little kid playing with you big kids! I'm awesome huh?! I'm good at the game too, isn't that awesome guys?!" But it doesn't stop there, they can go a step further and start saying "Don't worry guys, I headshotted that Smoker from a mile away. Problem solved. Wasn't it awesome that I'm a little kid and I pulled that off?!" At this point, people stop responding and silently slip over to the mute function. So this little kid ends up still talking while everyone else is enjoying a blissful peace on their ears.
15a. The Prepubescent "Punk"
Xenophobia_Lord gave gave me this one. I'm telling you, that guy is great.
Sometimes, you might actually feel bad for this kid. He's that kid with a mic that makes people want to Helen Keller themselves - at least by 50%. He's that annoying kid who thinks he's the sh** or desperately tries to be due to low self-esteem or not getting enough attention.
Xenophobia_Lord says that "they put the 'A' in annoying". I like to say that they put the "A", the last two N's and the "Y" in the middle in annoying. Maybe a period too, if the word was on the end of a sentence or something. Anyway, you can spot them easily by not only the annoying voice, but also their horrible spelling and grammar.
Did a girl join the server? "jus cuz im 9 don mean i cant be n lov!!!" or "lol u mus be more drunk thun me later kid!!" Yeah, you know some 9-year-old kid looks cool when he says he's drunk. In short, it's kids on the internet who overcompensate because they pray they were older.
16. The Attention-Craving Guy
This gamer type's mom hardly even paid attention to him as he slowly emerged out of said mother and into the mortal world, and this guy demands attention reperations! I know I already posted "The Attention-Craving Girl", but the guy variant of this is much more different. Sort of... Now, this type of gamer will never make "pay attention to me I'm a guy" remarks because the playerbase of every game is overwhelmed with them.
Unlike the "Player who never loses", this guy doesn't really care if he wins or loses. All that matters is that all eyes are on him, and the current subject of discussion is just this guy. When everyone is now focused on this attention-craver, the latter is now entrenched in a mystic high of happiness and peace of the soul... until the subject gets changed.
16a. The All Caps Player
PicklePackle gave this one.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE SAYING "CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL" IS STILL FUNNY! INTRODUCING THE HANDY SWITCH, THAT LETS YOU CONTROL ANY LIGHT, FROM ANYWHERE. TURN THE LIGHT OFF UPSTAIRS, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS!
16b. The Name Dropper
Goomboliver deserves the credit on this one, not me.
Some gamers get this strange theory in their heads that the more videos you watch and subscriptions you have to famous people, that somehow makes these gamers famous as well. It doesn't work that way, internet fame doesn't "trickle down" like that in this case. Watching hours of RoosterTeeth or Rage Quit does not somehow "add" to your fame rating.
These gamers can be easily spotted by the gets-old-fast terminology, as if to say, "Yeah, I watched those videos and am now repeating lines from them! That moves me closer to them in terms of fame!" No. No it doesn't. Saying "Brofist" will not boost your status up to that of PewDiePie's. Saying that retarded "BUDDER!" does not make a notoriety connection between you and SkyDoesMinecraft. You're still an invisible nobody.
Yes, you used some well-known catchphrases that are popular, but saying them won't reprogram us to think higher of you just because of that. 3 seconds after you used the popular term, we all forgot about you again.
16c. The Scenester
From 12hh from the Facepunch forums.
Ever see a fight happen in your school, then all of a sudden some other dorky kid bursts in goes "Alright! Break it up!" even the fight had nothing to do with him? The dorky kid just wanted to look cool for a minute to have everyone think "Woah! I just stopped a fight! You see that everyone?!" Yeah...
This desperate gamer type won't do just anything for attention, he'll wait until some sort of conflict or argument begins, then jumps in to assert his forced "dominance" and publicly display how assertive he is, because random people on the internet will totally remember how you "trashed that guy in that argument". You know, because people care to remember that stuff.
Whenever someone says "I hate this new shotgun, it sucks." The durr Scenester will reply with "no you just suck at it" in a botched attempt to "tell him off". When an argument occurs, the Scenester jumps in and blurts out some self-created facts and labels himself the winner, when in reality the Scenester just made himself look more like a douche, and awarded himself only the negative kind of attention.
16d. The Wannabe YouTuber
I'm getting kind of suspicious at how good 1TrollLtd is at this.
Before a match starts, they'll mention (many times) that "I'm recording this match guys!" As if that'll deeply affect other players somehow. They could have easily just recorded the match anyway without telling anyone, but this kid mentions it to try and imply that he's some cool YouTube personality.
This kid thinks he's a famous director, and that actors would kill just to be in one of his works, but this isn't the case. This "director" is just a kid running Fraps and posting gameplay videos with pointless commentary over it.
This kid's channel has 2 subscribers and his videos accumulate about 40 views over the timespan of about 2 years. You're not famous kid, try something different.
16e. The "1-Up"
See, Acknid knows this stuff.
Also known as "Hey guys, did I mention how better I am as a person because I have something that's better than someone else's stuff?" Yet another gamer type with low self-esteem, and tries to "1-up" people by saying he has something or has done something better than whatever was mentioned by someone else.
Did you mention that you own a nice BMW? "Oh yeah? Well I have a rare Jaguar!" Did you buy a brand new Playstation 3 for only $100? "Oh yeah? Well I... um... only payed $70 for mine!" Did you headshot two guys with one bullet? "Oh yeah?! I headshotted 4 guys with one bullet once! Blindfolded!" Do you own 2 planets? "Oh yeah?!! I own an unnamed galaxy with a spare black hole! Herp!"
At this point, we know that most of this kid's 1-ups are lies and desperate pleas of "please think I'm cool please please!" And even if this kid was telling the truth, it matters little. We don't wake up the next morning and think "That guy headshotted 4 guys with one bullet! God he's cool! He's worth remembering as I continue my life!"
16f. Chester McChat
This sub-gamer type isn't always begging for attention, but his actions will have you think that he is. This is a person who has fallen in love with the ability for humans to communicate better than any other species out there. That we know about.
This gamer type doesn't need drugs, because him using the chat function in any game is his infinite supply of heroine. Did I mention that this guy loves talking? Did I make that point clear yet? We all know or will know that person who rambles forever and we start to desperately create distractions to not hear this person's voice anymore.
If the server has an anti-spam plugin, Chester won't be around for long. When he joins the server, don't bother saying anything, because he will use the chat so much that any other message will be pushed out of the way before anyone can read it. In real life, you might see smoke come out of his mouth because his vocal cords are being overworked. When in a situation where silence is golden, Mr. McChat doesn't seem to grasp logic. Example:
bigBadAdmin: I need to check the timing on this plugin, so no use the chat for a bit.
bigBadAdmin: laddy please be quiet so i can check this.
Laddy_mcchatty: alright i won't use chat
bigBadAdmin: stop using the damn chat!!! silence now!!
Laddy_mcchatty: woah sorry :/
Laddy_mcchatty: i was just saying
bigBadAdmin: SHUT THE **** UP
Laddy_mcchatty: alright sorry!!!
(Player Laddy_mcchatty has been banned from server. Reason: minus 1 working brain.)
17. The Backpedaler
This is almost like the "player who never loses", but with much less confidence. This type of gamer prioritizes his internet "reputation" rather than proving a point or winning an argument. When this gamer's points get shredded into dust with little or no recovery, then this gamer starts to say "Woah. You guys, I was joking." or "Haha oh wow, it was my plan all along to get you guys worked up and it worked!"
The thing is, even after this gamer attempts an escape, he/she just gets made fun of even more, because no one fell for the "escape plan" and all know for a fact that this gamer wasn't actually trolling and is using a badly crafted excuse in a vain attempt to avoid further embarrassment. Which failed.
17a. The Bad Troll
Keep it coming, Goomboliver!
What these sub-gamer types need to realize, is that when you openly admit you were "trolling just now", that most likely means you failed as a troll or never were one. Or you're using that as an excuse to cover up something really stupid you did. You might actually have a better situation by giving a simple "sorry".
"What's that, guys? You find my racist comments offensive and you're trying to ban me? Well, I was just trolling! You're all moro- *banned* These people probably saw a Minnesota Burns video or two and confused "trolling" with "trying badly to offend people and being annoying".
Yeah, because mentioning you were trolling just then will totally let you off the hook. On top of that, you're making it obvious that you're backpedaling, which will only add to the embarrassment.
17b. The guy who "wins by losing"
Indirectly given to me by beesknees and Theriasis.
Also known as "the guy who still loses". You can humiliate this guy and reduce him to ashes in the most painful ways the laws of logic will allow, but in the end, this gamer still labels himself the true winner.
"Yes, it was my plan all along to get beaten in every way while it looked I was trying hard to but just failing even more in the process. And that plan worked! Yeah, I lost everything and I've been embarrassed on the global scale which will be remembered for decades to come, but that's... all part of... my plan! Yeah!"
18. The Backseat Admin/Rule-Setter
Suggested by neaman.
These are humans with a mental defect that constantly tricks them into thinking that they have some sort of power, when they're actually just powerless guests. Once the cure for this defect has been discovered, the world will be a brighter place.
Imagine a guy in a server who constantly states things like "Don't do that, or I'm banning you." or "I know the admin, and he'd kick you for that." Yeah, ever meet that guy before? Also, note that that guy has most likely never met any of the server's admins before, but his random mental programming forces him to think that he's on the exact same level with the admins of that server, and can set the rules just like an admin could. But actually can't.
18a. Leader of No One
Good ol' Muenzen, taking the time to add to this list.
Remember when this gamer type had everyone in the palm of his hand and could order them with ease? Well, you shouldn't remember that, because that never actually happened.
Like the Backseat Admin, they tricked themselves into thinking they have power for reasons unknown, but continue in life without actually having it. This gamer type branded himself leader, and constantly crafts plans and orders for his team, never truly realizing that no one is following them or caring to listen.
This kid will charge at the enemy, thinking his "squad" is right behind him, but will get shredded and die alone, while the rest of his team are surviving and playing the game a lot smarter. As this dumb gamer type respawns, he keeps making himself think he has a backing squad, when in reality, that squad is nothing more than a figment of thought - which will remain that way forever.
19. The Stockholm Syndrome Player
Possibly the saddest excuse for a sentient being to ever breathe. Almost every single type of gamer in this list has a heavy dose of unwarranted self-importance, but this specific player I'm bringing up instead has unwarranted self... I don't know, but you'll see where I'm going.
This gamer type has exactly 0% of self-esteem, and would be a lot lower than 0 if the laws of logic allowed it. Where any other gamer type shoots from the hip with his insults and observations, this stockholm player paints a target and his/her face and says "Fire!"
While everyone is mocking and picking on the stockholm player, someone might grow a pair and say "Hey! Teacher! Leave that kid alone!" The bullies will respond with something like "Mind your business!" or "We're just having fun, man!" Sadly, the guy being picked on will also respond "Yeah! Leave us alone!" and actually defend the same people picking on him, because this poor stockholm player believes being everyone's punching bag is the only attention and respect he will ever get.
19a. The Crony
All too good, Goomboliver.
Usually hangs around the "King of the Portal" gamer type. You know the one, that guy in your workplace that sucks up to the boss non-stop, or that kid in your elementary school that sucks up to the teacher because they think "Well, I'm never gonna be on top anywhere in life, so I might as well try to be the right hand man instead."
The Crony doesn't think for itself, act for itself or even feel for itself. The Crony is nothing more than a robot who only performs with orders under the person s/he's sucking up to. In Team Fortress 2, they heal only one person and no one else. When the Crony's idol gets a headshot, the Crony says "pwned" for them. If the Crony's idle gets into an argument, the Crony slips into "internet bodyguard" mode and defends the idol like no tomorrow. If the idol starts a votekick, the Crony votes "yes" without justification.
19b. The Self-Pity Gamer
Right on the money, Theriasis.
This gamer will attack himself loooooong before anyone else will. They attempt to be very humble and use reverse psychology in a vain attempt to gain some affection, but that usually fails.
When they begin to lose horribly, they put on their "big sad eyes" face and say "Sorry guys I suck =(" or "I'm a bad player I know I know!!" As if others will suddenly develop a soft spot for them and be all "well you said you were bad so we forgive you =)", and that usually... never happens.
20. The Broken-Voice Player
This player is sometimes one of those laggy 56k p-p-p-play-ay-ers-s. However, this particular player ONLY uses a mic, and NEVER types. This gamer bought his mic about 6 years ago, and refuses to shell out another $10 or $15 to buy a newer decent one. No one else seems to understand this gamer because his mic (and his bad connection) are making his voice chats very unclear.
Player 1: hey BrokenVoice, did you collect the fire powerup yet?
BrokenVoice: I think so... but... *static* ...with... *static*
Player 1: huh?? did you get the powerup?
BrokenVoice: I did... *static* bu- *static*
Player 2: dude, just stop using your mic and type, we can't understand you at all...
BrokenVoice: Well there's *static*
Player 2: STOP USING YOUR MIC AND TYPE
BrokenVoice: Er... *static* if... *static*
Yeah, BrokenVoice has both a voice and brain that are broken, as his brain cannot comprehend that no one can hear him properly, but still keeps using his mic. Herp.
21. The "Sophisticated" Gamer
A more awkward variant of the "Player who never loses" type. Like any other gamer on this list, they seem to only stack on their own embarrassment rather than being able to shift it onto other people, but THINK they shift it, when they really don't. Anyway, this gamer usually speaks like a rich James Bond-movie type villain. Yeah... they speak all "high class" when they're playing "Kill Confirmed" on Call of Duty or "King of the Hill" on Team Fortress 2.
"Oh wow, you're bragging over a headshot on me in a video game? How droll..."
"Dear sir, don't flatter yourself. Stealing my care package is nothing short of an immature ruse."
"Ah, yes. You captured our flag 5 times in a row. Applause. Don't let it get the better of you."
Then the part comes where everyone else in the server realizes how fake and pompous this gamer is, and start to dig into him and exponentially embarrass him without hope of rest. This """"sophisticated gamer"""" well then "calmly exit" the "immature and profane" server with some cheesy exit line such as "This is quite pitiful. Well, I'm off to find a server with a higher quantity of maturity. Take care, everyone!"
But once this """""high-class""""" gamer leaves the server, he begins to think "Alright, I really gotta stop using the rich folk talk..."
22. The Forum List-Maker Gamer
That guy who goes on a forum to make lists about "types of gamers we've all seen before" as if to raise some sort of awareness and cause some half-baked conversation to start up about annoying gamers. You think these kind of people would just go on with their lives, but they don't, they just keep making lists on forums and occasionally adding to these lists.
23. The Script Kiddy
Not only do these gamer types have 0% experience with hacking, but they make things up to make themselves sound smart. The problem is, these made-up things don't really work, because someone out there who is a hacker (or anything similar) will know how things really work.
Much like the "Attention-Craving Guy", the Script Kiddy just does or mention things in a vain attempt to make oneself look better. We've all met these guys before. "You better watch it or I'll hack your steam account." or "I have your IP, your computer is doomed hahaha!" Yeah...
These "hack" newbies are so infatuated by a few simple "complex" actions they performed on their PC's in the past, that they trick themselves into thinking that they are not far from a certified hacker. These gamers use one keygen or write a few simple batch files, and they feel like they "beat the system" by doing that. In the end, everyone just points out this gamer's failure of knowledge and crush his confidence into dust.
24. The Anger-Induced
This type of gamer is extremely general, but can still have a place in this list. They can be seen in any Call of Duty multiplayer. Remember that kid in elementary school that had really severe anger/bipolar issues? You know, that super selfish kid that yelled and threw tantrums and would not stop until he got his way? Yeah, the internet has them too.
If you manage to kill this gamer with a very well-timed headshot or have him walk right into your extremely clever explosive trap, this gamer will fall into a pool of bloody red rage. The rage can last from 2 hours to the remainder of his lifetime. This gamer will screech at you over his mic non-stop. This gamer will make constant death threats.
Sometimes, this gamer might realize he's making a **** of himself but still wants to get that revenge against you. So this gamer logs out and logs back in with a different name and still tries to get at you, because the angry gamer thinks "Hah! If I keep pretending to be more people, he'll think he's outnumbered!" All the while, you don't care and forget that this kid on the internet exists - even though the angry player tries to "get you" weeks later.
25. The "Super Social Butterfly"
Similar to the "Stockholm Syndrome" player, this gamer will use every fiber of his existence to "look good" over the internet. And much like the "Attention-Craving Guy", he wants everyone to acknowledge that he's there, but that he has some serious "connections".
The easiest way to spot this player is by his stupid mock-edgy name, such as "xXxBeeFShadExXx" or "]-+-// DoggI_StYLe \\-+-[". Something that an overconfident 12-year-old uses. Despite the stupid names, they almost always have 2 to 4 clan tags stuck to them, making the names not fit on the scoreboard and kill feed.
Out of nowhere, these gamers will forcefully include themselves in a conversation, place themselves on the winning side of an argument that has nothing to do with them and constantly greet admins/clan members as if to "get on their good side". Once this gamer gets enough attention and clans joined, he feels like a made man who's got it all.
26. The DJ
"Alright guys, I know you're all trying to focus on playing the game, but I'm gonna blast this childish Japanese music. Then I'm gonna blast this whiny boy band song. Then I'm gonna blast some meme songs that were funny 4 years ago. That alright with you guys?"
27. The Derp-Name Player
If there was a way to determine a player's skill from just the name, these players would possibly be the dumbest and least skilled. Analyzing a player by just his name can be a very dirty, elitist thing to do, but it's not without good reason. Ever see names like this?
davey0002928828282 (Guys, my name is David! *slam numbers on keyboard numbers for 2 seconds*)
da_killer3 (Yeeeaahh... I'm a little too ahead of the curve to use a "The"...)
An Very Hoppy Grasshopper (Wait, what grammar error? Whatever, you're just a grammar nazi.)
Batlantis (the noob slayer) (It's alright everyone, every noob on this game will be dealt with by me. Free of charge.)
Arrow in the Knee (Look out guys! A really funny guy is in this server!)
Mussx420 (Look everyone, I smoke weed or at least claim to. Yes, I'm cooler than you and must demonstrate this.)
27a. The "Elite-Name" Player
Good stuff, TheKian1337
xX_L0L_qUikSc0p3r_1337/\420_eP1c_Xx ("My name determines my skills!")
<(- - <)_t3h_uNtoUcH4ble_\/\/innar_(> - -)> ("When I put ASCII Kirbies in my name, you know I mean business!")
27b. The Impersonator
Also good stuff, Goomboliver.
Yeah, we get it, your username is "garry" on Garry's Mod. We all totally believe it. Yes, naming yourself Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Notch, Gabe Newell or any other well known creator is still very funny. It never gets old when you're in a server and 4 players have names like that since 2004. Keep it doing it guys, we'll still laugh at it every single time.
28. The Attention-Craving Admin
"C'mon 0_Zippy, you're getting dry now. You already have two of the 'attention-craving' gamer types on your list." Don't worry, this 28th entry still has enough originality to be on the list.
I know I added the "Abusive Admin", but this admin does things out of attention, and not balled-up anger and insecurities his bad parents left with him. This gamer must let everyone know he's an admin, so he convinces himself "They all must know of my power, so they fear and respect me!" Although if some unlucky players get banned by this dork, they're just gonna find a better server with smarter admins.
This gamer type will have a 3-hour erection upon banning someone, because he'll think "Everyone saw me ban this player! Now everyone knows how dangerous I am! Hah!" No. Sometimes he'll forcefully mention things to assert is cyber-dominance:
Player 1: good god, that explosion sent him off the map xD
Admin: Yeah, like that guy I banned!
Player 1: heh
Player 2: how are mages going underground?
Admin: My admin powers pound them down there! >=D
Player 2: uhh ok? lol
Player 1: seriously how do ppl get underground??
Admin: My admin powers teleport you there! XD
Player 1: ...
Player 2: yeah...
Player 3: dude, we get it. you're an admin.
Player 3 has disconnected. (Kicked by console: Admin Disrespect.)
29. That "I always have to be AFK" Player
Makes you wonder what the hell this player is always doing. Apparently, s/he had enough time to launch the game, and find their way into a network game but upon entering one, this player becomes somewhat of a superhero and responds to some "bat signal" that are 8 minutes apart.
When you're team is making that final push that could very well work with proper planning, this player suddenly stops moving and becomes nothing more than an animated character holding a gun with a slow-moving idle animation. All of a sudden your team loses that extra firepower and screws everyone over all because this dumb player thought "I ned a sandwhhich!1" or "i'm alll out ov m&ems!!" but decides to return to the game after s/he bones everyone over.
This player sure loves to show up in Left 4 Dead games...
29a. The Multitasker
Another gold one from 1TrollLtd, the savior of this thread... Probably.
This gamer type hasn't fully grasped the concept that games are meant to be enjoyed and to bring you into the experience. Instead, this gamer thinks that games are meant to be a side task, such as eating a bag of Bugles while watching M.A.S.H., or blinking while talking.
Sure, they may be playing the game... Fractionally. But they're also talking on Skype, Steam chatting, sending a tweet and commenting on some Facebook status all at once. Social media is so important to this gamer, that it needs constant attention even after making a conscious decision to run a game. Pretty amazing right? Try not to be on the same team as this person.
30. The Mindless/Stoner
"Zippy, honestly. You waited until #30 to post this one?" Yeah, sorry. Though this type of gamer, new or not, has a problem with trial-and-error procedures and piecing logic altogether. Be it stoned or stupidity, this player's brain... Can. Not. Work. These are gamers who've been diagnosed with durrrr.
Example #1 - In a game of Left 4 Dead: A player with the name of "stonednboned420" isn't helpful. He shoots the Witch and barely survives it, an ally heals him up before continuing. In the next map, another witch has spawned 2 miles away from where you need to be, but stonednboned420 once again shoots the witch and tries to kill her with a single pistol and gets shredded once again.
Example #2 - In a game of Team Fortress 2: A player with the name of "farts_smel_bad" plays the Medic class. Two ignited teammates run up to this Medic and beg to be healed, however, the dumb medic decides to keep trying to kill enemies 20 meters away with his syringe gun while forgetting that teammates need to be healed. The Medic could've saved two burning players and keep the pressure on the enemy, but no. The Medic's tiny little brain couldn't compute that Medics should help keep is allies alive and does nothing but use this syringe gun to hit enemies across the map.
Example #3 - In a game of Portal 2 multiplayer: A player with the name of "i'm_a_super_geneous" gets teamed up with you. The other player constantly asks what to do, however you when you tell him, he does nothing and his mind suddenly stops sending signals and makes this other player run around aimlessly for no reason. Once this gamer's pseudo-brain starts up again, he asks the exact same questions that were already answered.
30a. The Fake Stoner/Drunk
Excellent gamer type, Quaggers!
Sometimes, you don't need to meet a man in person to know when he's lying. Badly. You can spot them easily by the stupid word choices or forced mentionings of something, one after the other:
"Sorry if I suck tonight, I'm kinda drunk =("
"Again sorry guys, I'm pretty hammered..."
"Yeah, was totally at this party earlier and drank so much."
Okay, you might have hooked us the first time, but you gave it away. Stop it. You aren't drunk, and we won't automatically think you're cool if you were drunk. You're begging for attention. Stop increasing the theoretical amounts of drinking you did in every sentence.
"Yeah my bad I'm kinda high right now..."
"Oooohoho man I'm blazed right now."
"I've been tokin' it so hard lol."
No. Please stop while you're behind. This isn't 1998, getting high doesn't give you the permanent "I'm funny and cool!" medal anymore. No, you aren't high. You don't need to make desperate pleas to get some internet strangers to like you. If you're gonna convince someone you're high, don't slip in overused and forced terminology like some middle school kid:
"hey dawgs i'm tokin it wid a huge bongg and puffin and passin on dis phat spliff"
Herp, derp and durr.
31. The One Man Band
This one can be divided up into two smaller types: the mindless adventure craving rambo that rushes through games and attempts to play it alone because he keeps forgetting that his team actually exists, and the kind that's aware he has a team, but tries to rush ahead in an effort to showcase either his skills or is simply too impatient.
For example, that guy you see in Left 4 Dead games that runs a mile ahead of you and collects everything before anyone else, then finds himself being taken down by a smoker or hunter, where his allies can't easily get to and save him. All because Speed Racer assumed that he had to complete something within a self-inflected time limit. Or decided, "Uh oh! This is a competition! I've got to get to the safehouse first because... Just because!"
31a. The Miser
Top of the line, Iamcreeper2468.
You're playing Simcity and you and the other regions are short in simoleons and going bankrupt. A region has over §1,000,000 but never give them to any other regions that needs the money, no matter how you bag him/her.
In other words, these cheap sub-type gamers are the Mr. Krabs of the internet. God forbid they contribute a little something rather than it. In a game of Left 4 Dead, they'll heal themselves at yellow health while a teammate is near death at red health. In Team Fortress 2, they go Engineer and build dispensers only for themselves rather than acting as a team aide.
In Portal 2 co-op, they... leave and never play that mode again. Because playing that requires mandatory teamwork with a hint of unselfishness.
32. The Deserter
Suggested by Drawvenhero81.
Yes, I know these guys are called rage quitters, but I just wanted to use something different for a change. These players can dish it out, but can't take it. Sure, this kind of player may have upgraded his shield to maximum strength and upgraded all of his weapons with every attachment, but as soon as an actual challenge comes, it's time to leave.
Like any other gamer in this list, this gamer type has the concept of "Me, me, me!" locked into their heads. It doesn't matter that this person has a decent team, if one tiny little thing doesn't go the right way, it's a "lost cause" all of a sudden, and this person leaves in the middle of something leaving their team with the hard work that's not yet finished.
Did this person get incapped once in Left 4 Dead? Is it taking a bit longer to find the solution to a chamber in Portal 2 multiplayer? Does a map have to be restarted because the team got unlucky and all got killed? "Uh oh! A disadvantage or loss! It's hopeless! No redemption! Losing once means you lost forever! The horror! The shame!"
33. The "Chick Magnet"
Suggested by TheRealAD2011.
Deep down, I'm not sure this one fully qualifies to be on the list. Then again, I put a lot of not-so-good ones on the list. Still, I think this type of gamer has enough annoyances for me to talk about for a few paragraphs. This gamer is similar to the "Attention-Craving Guy", but not really.
As we go through life, we're gonna come across at least one guy who claims he's some sort of womanizer. You know, the guy that points to random girls saying "I did her!" or "I made out with her!" despite only doing so to maybe 33% of the girls he pointed out. Or most likely 0%. Yeah, they exist on the internet too.
They do two things: they brag about the girls they've claimed to have been with (out of nowhere, as if to cry "Guys, I'm cool! I'm cool!"), and they try to be some Dr. Smooth when they spot a girl playing in the same server. I personally never seen this type of gamer succeed in his woman-getting goal. This gamer gets a few girls to accept his friend request, and he feels like it's the exact same thing as having some sort of 3-way with them. You might witness this gamer trying to ask out some random girl on the internet, and upon getting the "no, sorry", the gamer might begin to think, "Ahh, she's just putting on a show or playing hard to get. She didn't mean that." When she did, and this "womanizing gamer" truly achieved nothing.
34. The Fan-Boy
Well said, Predat0r593.
Also known as a vir- nah, too easy, I'll stick to the term "Fan-Boy". Start Black Op 2 Multiplayer and simply wait to be put in a lobby with some other players, and congrats, you already found this type of gamer with hardly any effort.
The Fan-Boy (or even Fan-Girl) plays one game they love, and all of a sudden they reprogram themselves into think "This game is the original!" and that any other game with any similar mechanic is a "rip off", regardless of how different or reworked the mechanic is. "The game has physics? Rip off of Half-Life 2!", "You can look down the sight? Taken from Call of Duty!" or even "You're allowed to build stuff in this game? Omg stolen from Minecraft!"
It's very apparent that the Fan-Boys can read minds of other developers, and can totally dictate where the ideas for games come from.
35. The Cheater
I'm embarrassed to list this one because of how easy it is, but I might as well just complete the list.
The fact that this gamer type hacks or cheats isn't always the issue, but the mere fact that this person couldn't take the time of day to just understand the game itself. Learning the game might have been a very fun experience, but no, this person takes a different road by using script kiddy tools to noclip around and aimbot everyone to have a forced higher score.
It doesn't matter how the cheater's mind works. Even if he wins, he loses. In the end, he's getting banned from every server. The players he cheat-killed have moved on, and now he has a nice permanent VAC ban. So if he wants to cheat again, he has to rebuy games with his own money, which only furthers the cheater's costs and losses.
36. The Elite
It's not physically possible to be a gamer for at least a few weeks and not come across this gamer type. These people have played a game so long that they begin to develop health problems. Much like the fat guy seen on the South Park episode "Make Love, Not Warcraft", this person is too skilled and practically untouchable.
You try and try and try to refine your focus to kill this guy at least once, but your best isn't good enough. Not only is this person's aim near perfect, but it's almost as if he can read the minds of other players as well. He knows when you're reloading. He knows that you're going to throw a grenade. He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good.
On top of this, the game's mechanics and hit detection favor this elite player as his enemies can never catch a break. You can jump out of a corner and spray 12 shells at his direction, but this elite player fires 2 pistol bullets that seemingly curve around walls and headshot you - while this elite guy has been using his mental game manipulation powers to deflect the 100's of shot pellets.
36a. The Bros
Another good one from 1TrollLtd.
Two players who have known each other since birth, and possible before that. When seperated, they aren't worth noticing, but together, they're unstoppable. That Heavy-Medic in Team Fortress 2 pair with scores of 250 while the rest of the players have from 1 to 60. They can read each other's minds and know every 2-man trick in any game that involves teamwork.
In a free-for-all game, they might still band together to punish everyone else in the server. No matter how you try, you can't stop these two. If a blood moon occurs on Friday the 13th and you kill one of them, the other can be taken out too.
36b. The One-Sided Invincible
Given to the list from lasereyetuna.
Same as "The Elite" but a little more yappy and arrogant. They can one-shot, one-kill snipe you 12 times in a row, but as soon as you manage to kill them with a grenade, they descend into a blind rage because they didn't get that #13 in there in terms of kills-in-a-row on you.
He'll cry and moan about how you're cheating, lagging or taking the easy way out when he was the one who was quickscope headshotting you for the past 2 hours. They have this mentality of "As long as I'm winning and dominating every enemy without any hinderance, life makes sense and the world keeps turning." Kids who have gone through life having everything handed to them generally become these kind of gamers.
36c. The Feared
1TrollLtd keeps delivering the gold, and it never gets old.
This is a form of being elite that isn't developed with practice, as it's most likely a pre-given gift. Not only is this sub-gamer type extremely good, but his method of playing is so well-rounded and inhuman, that it's scary. These are people on the internet who are remembered and feared.
Don't even try to best this gamer type, as it will only make you die slower. Your best is his worst, and when this player joins, everyone else leaves, because playing against this guy has a predetermined fate. The Feared can end up being lonely people, as all others run in fear of him.
36d. The Elitist
Based on an entry from Minor107.
Being good at a game isn't enough for them, they have to impose the need for extreme skill on others. The bodies they were born with aren't allowed to feel satisfaction or happiness. They forcefully brag about their skills, and insult those who aren't as good as them. Because this guy's life somehow runs off of other people being just as elite.
You can't shut them up, and you can't do anything to make them not complain about something. Giving some tips here and there is alright, but spouting crap like "You're an idiot, use the flute before the red potion and you get the +10 health bonus." or "Why are you not using the enhanced scope?!"
In the end, all of their words translate into "Implement MY way of playing good, or else I will berate you for it and make that my problem for reasons unknown! So be better!" When the admin mutes this dork, they can't understand why they were muted. Even if you're as good as this elite kid, s/he still might berate you for not killing enemies in a more bada** or "flashier" way.
36e. The Backseat Gamer
1TrollLtd. Why are you so good at this? HOW are you so good at this?!
This sub-gamer type is someone who's not exactly elite, but dictates how things should be as if this person was elite at a game. He'll say things like "You're doing it wrong!" or "You should have got the red shotgun upgrade..." All the while, he's sitting in spectator mode instead of making actual effort to help.
In short, this is a gamer who's mad with power, but without any actual power. This gamer may have read a game's wikia multiple times and may know every trick in the book, but still decides to be the self-proclaimed "voice of reason", as if he's the messiah of good playing... Even though he... hardly plays the game to prove his skill, but keeps talking...
36f. The Veteran
This one was suggested by so many people, that I might just give everyone in this thread credit because I don't want to make the effort and reread this whole thread.
This gamer type is elite because he devotes his life to only 1 or 2 games. They have studied a game so much that they know every single number of damage that every weapon does. They know all 1's and 0's in a game. They might as well be one of the game's developers.
In Call of Duty, they've prestiged the max amount of times. Whatever achievements or reward the game offers, they have it all. These usually become the people who make excellent mods for a game. Sometimes.
36g. Dr. Popular
You don't exactly (always) hate this guy because he's annoying; you hate him because he's got it all. Not only is he elite at the game, but he happens to be elite at life as well. He's got cronies who act on command, he apparently has girls who swoon over him at first sight. Every single positive thing in life is all being funneled into this one person for reasons unknown. It's like he's already dead and in heaven, but the image of his soul is on Earth for... even more reasons unknown.
You don't know this person's secret to a "good everything", or how good he was in a previous life to deserve it, but you sure as hell would like a taste. All we can do is just envy the hell out of them.
37. The Game Grump
Goomboliver, you really know the good stuff.
"Hmm, a lot of people are having fun on this server. I'll have to do something about that." Even the words "misery loves company" is lowballing it.
Much like "The Ultra-Arrogant", they can reprogram their own minds to push aside the actual logistics of life and replace that with their own selfish ones. These gamer types not only try to get their own team to "DO THIS! NOW DO THAT!" They also try to demand the enemy team as well.
"Hey you! Don't play Spy. Be a medic and keep healing me." "Guys on the other team, don't headshot me, I'm trying to avoid a stalemate here." "Hey server! Give up your free will and just carry out my wishes." In the end, we just ignore them, or kick/ban them, then enjoy the rest of the game without them praying another grump doesn't slither his way back in. It really sucks when one of these dorks is an admin.
37a. The Beggar
You might think Goomboliver suggested this one. And you'd be right.
The kind of person that says "Can I have this?" rather than "Looking for work." As the name would imply, these are gamers who expect to get something and not give something in return; freely running away with your offer.
"Can you give me your hat? Can you give me that weapon? Anything I can have for free? Anyone giving stuff away? Can I be showered with free things while I don't put in any effort? Can I live in your house? Can you give me some diamonds? Can you suddenly allow me to be in your clan without any reason or tryout?"
These gamers are generally kids who haven't learned how to share or that other people have consciousness with emotions, and that you gotta work to get. Instead, they are stuck in their 3-year-old-minded "mine mine mine!!!" phase and have yet to grow out of it. Instead of being thankful if someone gives them something, they immediately ask "Can I have another?"
38. The Role Player
1TrollLtd, is there anything you CAN'T do?!
Has over 300 hours of playing DarkRP servers or... any other RPG game or server in existence. These are gamers with the ability to forget that they are sitting on a chair using a keyboard and mouse. They become so entranced in the game that they perform some witchcraft on themselves to take the consciousness of the player, and the form they had that is working the keyboard and mouse is just an empty husk.
They take things a little too far. When they die, they type "Guys I'm... I'm bleeding out, just go on without me... *dies*" When they reach the end of a level, they type "Guys, check my leg. I'm really bleeding out here..." They think that others will join in on the acting, but no, the others just get uncomfortable and continue being normal. And uncomfortable.
39. Mr. Energy
Once again, 1TrollLtd brings the good stuff to this list.
This gamer has apparently downed 3 red bulls within the timeframe of a delayed sneeze. You might even question yourself, "Huh, I didn't think the models in this game could move that fast." Hell, this gamer might move and jump around so fast that he lags the server.
His fingers sexually pounding the mouse and keyboard aren't enough, he'll top it off with excited screaming into his mic and his messages will be along the lines of "sdasdaipdjdaspju182yru38r89U" to symbolize how damn hyper he is.
If these gamers suddenly stop moving. They either passed out, simply died or ran away quickly to consume more energy drinks and will return within that delayed-sneeze time I mentioned earlier.
40. The Wimpy Woo
You know 1TrollLtd, you should make a career out of this.
Remember that kid at your school that always threatened to fight you after school while all his friends were around, but kept his overweight mouth shut when no one was around him? Yeah, they exist in the technology world too.
Oh sure, they could be "pwning u" or "brb killin n0obs durr" while his virtual posse is nearby, but the second it's just you and him, he's a scared little kid at the carnival who got seperated from big brother. He is petrified with fear that his own words will come back to haunt him, so he leaves the server only to return when his "posse" is back.
41. The One Class Ranger
Spot on, Xenophobia_Lord, spot on.
These are gamers that just don't seem to get it. When a game has classes, each class usually (or is supposed to) have advantages and disadvantages. Rather than just advantages. You'll see them on Team Fortress 2 all the time. The guy that picks Sniper then tries to no scope a Heavy and Medic pair to death, yet the Heavy mowed him while the Sniper did 0 damage prior.
The guy that picks Pyro, then runs blindly into a huge sentry nest trying burn 3 sentries but getting killed, where maybe a single puff of flame tapped one of the sentries but got repaired instantly. The guy that picks Medic, and tries to kill the entire enemy team with his syringe gun. See a pattern here?
Not only do these gamers try to use one class to "do it all", they also fail to realize that some classes have limitations, and that teamwork work out better. Don't bother warning them though, they'll probably just not listen.
41a. Sam the Sporadic Spammer
Precise aiming is something that's presumably too difficult or mainstream to do, so these gamers take the easier way out and pick a class or a weapon loadout that is based on nothing put increased area damage.
When people are using M4A1's and Desert Eagles, this gamer uses only rocket launchers, grenade launchers, overpowered shotguns, explosive traps and grenades. The sad thing is, if it works for him and he's the one winning, then... power to him.
They'll always have a grenade launcher attachment in a Call of Duty game. They'll always choose to be a Soldier or Demoman in Team Fortress 2. They'll always use the rocket launcher in Day of Defeat: Source. They run around scoring easy kills, and sit back with a forced grin when they're topping the scoreboard, thinking they've applied more effort than they truly have.
42. The Adbot
1TrollLtd never runs out of what this list needs.
Can be human or automated. When spamming forums and listing self-promoting URL's on their Steam and forum profiles aren't enough, they have to get a little "live action" with it. They join a with the intent to gain notoriety for something of theirs than to actually just play the game.
"You guys play Minecraft? Then you should check out my channel at http://www.youtube.c...ywhenweplaythis! You'll love it! It's very funny and no one has done what we're doing!" These dorks also try to convince others to join their little clans they made a week ago, but will die out in about a month.
You can ban them all of you want, but it makes no difference to them. They still got to spam their dumb gaming channel URL in the chat long enough anyways, and they'll just keep doing it in every other server in the world.
43. The Purely Hopeless
Honestly 1TrollLtd, make a career out of this.
This one is so sad that it kinda makes me not want to list this. These are gamers that you usually feel bad for, rather than hate. They are condemned to forever suck at some, most or even all games. They can sit at their computers for 64 hours straight, trying to retain focus with every fiber of their breathing existence, but still suck in the end.
These is no salvation for these players. Leaving the only option to just stop playing. When this happens, we can only hope that they'll come across something they'll get good at. Godspeed you... types of gamers that match this description...
44. The High-Strung
Don't thank me for this one, thank Goomboliver.
You know those stories about people that do too much LSD or PCP, then end becoming paranoid of every single object or living being in existence? Where they see hands morphing out of walls to grab them or see a half-dragon half-squirrel creature that uses rolled up magazines as a weapon? Yeah, the internet has those kinds of people.
In Team Fortress 2, they use their übercharge too early when they hear a distant gunshot. In games where friendly fire exists, they end up killing many teammates because they freak out when an ally jumps into view. With this type of gamer in the server, the map you're playing will have a lot more bullet decals than normal.
45. That Spoiled Rich Kid
1TrollLtd, your brain is a gold mine.
Parents, this is what happens when you don't teach your kids how to share, and that there are other people in the world with consciousness and emotions.
As expected, these kids assume they are the center of the universe, and that the rest of the world should "kick up" to this kid before being happy. As if this arrogant little kid is a mob boss, and the rest of the planet are his capos.
We all knew that kid in school, that kid who had their parents spend 100% of their paychecks on just them, and that the kids' wants are "top priority". Wherever there's a "pay to win" server, you better believe he's gonna win. Wherever a server gives extra powers to those who make donations, they've gotten all the powers. Wherever there's a server where you can "buy admin", you better believe he's an admin 4 times over.
Parents, please be wary to not raise a kid like this. His/her future will be horrible, and so will the online gaming world's.
46. The Renegade
Because this forum has a language filter, I can't title this gamer in the way I initially intended. I've covered a lot of gamer types that involve low self-esteem, but this is a type of gamer that does everything in his power to overcompensate by using videos games as that only outlet. These gamer types can be the least annoying in this list, and in some rare cases, can be interesting to come across.
In real life, they're quite dorky and can only bench whatever weight involves not having actual weighted dumbells in the exercise machine. Because of this, they try to be the most muscular bada** in the video game world. If a game has moral choices, they will take the "evil" path to adopt a feeling of domincance and being feared.
In Mass Effect games, their renegade bar is maxed out. In Dishonored, they have high chaos. In BioShock, they've killed all the little sisters. In Deus Ex: Human Revolution, they only used lethal takedowns. In Black Ops 2, Chloe, Farid, Admiral Briggs and Menendez have all been killed at the end.
In online games, you'll see this gamer's avatar with the most "hardcore" and "intense" appearance. They may try difficult "cooler" ways to defeat their enemy, and they may seem awesome at first glance, but may be some kid who's the exact opposite of the captain of the football team.
47. Colonel Cool
We all knew/know that person that was just naturally "cool". The kind of person that everyone wants to be around and every person of the opposite sex wanted to get with this person. There's always a well-liked "Fonzie" out there who's a magnet to everyone. On the other hand, we've all come across a person who thinks they're just as cool, but aren't. Perhaps this person is you.
These type of gamers have these warped personalities where their brains reprogram themselves into thinking that they're "the cool guy" when they're the exact opposite. People who have extremely high self-esteem when they shouldn't. Wherever they go, they walk around with a forced look of satisfaction on their faces, thinking "Yup. Everyone wants a piece of me. Those guys/girls want me."
In reality, they aren't cool, they aren't guy/girl magnets and they aren't popular in any way. In reality, they're just another blur in people's peripheral vision.
47a. The Punk
Xenophobia_Lord gave me this one, and I commanded that he feel good about it. No excuses.
Like Colonel Cool, he actually isn't cool but thinks he is, but doesn't fully have the "I'm awesome and the world knows it" mentality. Yet. Because The Punk isn't initially satisfied with his own "popularity", he breaks rules and does destructive things that supposedly make him "look cool" or "tough".
With every rule he breaks, and with every forced story about how s/he "beat up this bigger kid" or "put a gang of people in their place", they think that others will be impressed by that, when in reality it did the opposite. This gamer type keeps doing and saying things that actually damage his/her reputation and become more hated.
These kids get banned from servers and forums pretty quickly for their "bada** rule breaking", and while everyone else in the server/forum/whatever are laughing at the banned kid and cheering that his annoying self won't be around anymore, the actual Punk tricks himself into thinking, "Oh man, I just got banned. I'm one bad mother!"
These Punks go on through life thinking we all like them and envy their... "toughness", but in reality, we all just want them to stop breathing and have their consciousness vanish forever.
48. The Pacifist
It's like if Mr. Van Driessen from Beavis and Butt-head suddenly became real and expressed interest in online gaming. Even though these people are nice "pacifists", they still find themselves playing games where you can wear your enemy's entrails like a makeshift turban, or can cremate corpses by just mudhole stomping them.
These pacifists aren't usually annoying, but can still make a situation pretty awkward. "Hey, leave Player 4 alone, he's trying." "Could you please not use that racist term here?" "Let's keep it civil everyone!" These pacifists fail to realize that, as long as we're all safe behind our keyboards and remain faceless to all, someone's gonna test that out by being an internet tough guy, knowing that little to no consequences will happen.
48a. The Diplomat
All the way from Xenophobia_Lord himself.
Like anyone else in this list, they seem to forget that when you're playing an online game, no one else is gonna care about your "political" views and moral standpoints. When we all join a server, we want to play the game, and not go over pseudo-treaties.
This sub-gamer type will constantly try to win everyone's attention and convince them all that a "more peaceful solution" can be found. Even in pure team deathmatch games. They may even try to stand in the middle of the map and try to look important, but will be headshotted in mid-sentence.
Sorry Diplomat, you may want a more peaceful online world, but you won't get it. We will not care for your views and opinions when we all just want to play the game. Move on.
49. Laughing Gas Garry
When they come online, all of a sudden, every little solitary thing becomes funny. These gamers don't usually type out full sentences or even some onomonopias. The only form of typing they seem to favor is "LOL", "XD", "AHAHA", "lolo" and... "lawl"
These kind of gamers are usually pretty stupid or usually pretty stoned. Did someone in the distance die of an explosion? "lol!!!!" Did someone commit suicide via typing a command in the console? "xD" Did someone get kicked for being idle? "OLOlloLO XDD"
If you're this type of derpy gamer, tell us your secret to constant happiness. We'd all love to try it too. Even if it's a drug.
50. Best Friend Bob
This is the only addition to the list that physically hurts me to type, because this gamer type isn't the worst, and can be very difficult to make fun of because of how nice he might be, but can still be a nuisance.
He's never met you before, nor have they seen you in-game before, but for unknown reasons, they've targeted you and you're now their best friend forever whether you like it or not. They'll (literally) kill you with kindness. These situations can end in two ways:
- Good outcome: Turns out, this person is awesome! Playing games with this guy was a hundred times funner than you'd imagine. Good luck to both of you!
- Bad outcome: This person is in love with you, and it's creeping you the hell out. You don't want to be mean, but you can't exactly stand the person either, so you come up with a well-crafted lie and silently block the person somehow. If the person is blocked, this could double as another good outcome.
See what I did there? I used a unisex name so I could better point out that a male or female could be this type of gam- Actually I don't care, I'll just stick with the male prefixes to cut out effort.
This gamer is guaranteed to make your game sessions at least 4 times longer. They have to see every pixel of a wall's texture. They have to find every vertex of a 3D model. Is there wall decals of graffiti and bullet holes in sight? Yes? Then you better have an extra hour to spare.
There's a bright side though, this guy's triple checking of rooms could spot that easter egg or hidden ammo cache you missed! Still, that won't cure the overly long game sessions.
51a. The Narrator
A combination of two entries given by both Goomboliver and Milikeny.
Let's get the term out of the way, this gamer is Captain Obvious, and even that label alone is... also obvious. They are the John Madden of the server, and these gamers will briefly make you envious of deaf people. If the game you're playing has no mute function, then either leave the server or be ready for some deathmatch highlights.
Just in case you couldn't comprehend or see a specific event that happened in the server, this guy will repeat it. A few times. Every little solitary thing that The Narrator has seen will be reported out loud. Did someone quickscope you? You'll be reminded just in case you didn't understand what happened. Did your team lose my 3 points? You'll be notified of it even if your HUD already tells you this.
Did a Sniper headshot a Pyro, then take 4 distant bullets from a Heavy, then go back into his spawn, then come back out and try to headshot a Medic but missed twice and got killed by a Demoman? Don't worry, you'll hear all about it! Because it's so important!
Imagine if a person accompanied a comedian on stage, then explained every single joke and told the audience why they laughed at it just now. Alright, now imagine that in a guy-on-the-internet form.
52. The Assassin
You must've done something bad in your previous life to this gamer type's previous life. This person doesn't just see you as an enemy, he makes you his arch enemy and you are marked for death. Forever. He targets you, and only you. It doesn't matter how dangerous you are, you're tagged.
This gamer will ignore any other enemy around him and could care less of how tough his opposition is. He'll have chances to take out your strongest allies, but won't, he'll just headshot you a mile away while his other enemies are standing right in front of him.
Don't try to hide or take alternate routes, he can smell your blood and will find you no matter what, because God gave this assassin the ability to sense you for reasons unknown. No, don't try to be unimportant either, because even though your assassin had the chance to steal your flag and win the game, he won't. He just eternally chases you.
52a. The Kamikaze
Did Goomboliver give me another good one? Yeah, he did.
This person has no form of evasion or any kind of tactics. He just runs straight at you without thinking of the possibility of failure. When he gets killed over and over doing that crap, he doesn't learn or improve. He just keeps coming at you in a straight derpy line.
This gamer also cares little if he lives or dies. All that matters is that he gets that one little knife thrust in there before the enemy team turns him into a red mist. They will mock you for "being a coward" because you aren't playing the same as him, and are using actual tactics and not doing straight line attacks as well.
Does the server have friendly fire? Yes? Then everyone is gonna have a bad time. Hope this kamikaze doesn't have an explosive equipped, or else he will really live up to his name. When he suicide bombs you with that grenade, he may also carelessly kill his teammates in the process. If you press Tab to look at the scoreboard, this durr kamikaze will have kills in the negative numbers.
53. The Clan Fan-Boy
Don't applaud me for this one, applaud BearKind.
He just got accepted into a clan, and now he thinks he's in the highest ranks of gaming. If that exists. He joins games and chats just to force others into seeing the clan tag stuck on his name. In his mind, he's wearing a sign around his neck saying "I'm one of the Gods now."
Even when his other clan cronies aren't there, he still retains the behavior of the clan members regardless of if his clan "superiors" would want him to or not. His forced actions start to confuse and even make other players uncomfortable. While this clan dork is flaunting his """power""", the rest of the world still sees him as just another extra avatar in the server.
54. The Transfer
Why's everyone starting at me? Goomboliver was the one who gave this to the list.
Remember that foreign exchange student in your school who could hardly speak English, but you didn't want to call him on that because you didn't want to be mean? The internet has that too. Kind of.
Their names can be dead giveaways. Such as "XxXshotgun_killrXxX" in a game of Minecraft. Or "_the_untouchable_demoman_" in a game of Left 4 Dead. They've spent so many years of playing one game, that once they start playing another, they just jump in and assume the mechanics are the same. No, they just skip the tutorials because "they don't need 'em".
For example, he's that guy that quickscopes everyone on Black Ops 2, so he picks the Sniper class on TF2 and thinks he can do the same thing. Not realizing that the game is, in fact, not the same, he still continues to make the same mistakes. Another example, is that a guy who plays The Sims for far too long, complains that he can't monitor the hygiene and muscial talents of all of his soldiers in a Command & Conquer game.
83: The "Everything is Legal" Guy
By the people, but not really for the people. This is private-use material by Xenophobia_Lord
We've all seen that classic server fight, where the law-abiding player argues with a noob who thinks what he's doing is totally okay. You'll hear phrases such as "thats not against the rules" or "its a mod not a hack" over and over again. Sometimes these idiots honestly think that what they're doing is okay, but most of the time it's little kids who want to prove how "mature" they are by breaking what is blatantly a server rule, then coming up with some crazy technicality which supposedly makes it "okay". Either way, nobody likes this joker and he's banned relatively quick.
84: Braindead Barney
I took some of sweden_revenge's work and used it as my own! Ha ha ha ha!
Don't we know that one airhead in class that just can't seem to understand anything without hours of explanation, and even then forgets things? That's Braindead Barney here. No matter how hard you try to teach him something ingame, he tries it and fails miserably. A conversation with him might go like this:
B4rney: Mmk show me agin
Reasonable Man: Okay. Lemme be clear on this. Do a 180 degree spin to get through the tunnel with the jet fighter.
B4rney: k [proceeds to fly straight into the tunnel by not turning]
B4rney: why dont it work dude i trusted you
Reasonable Man: I. told. you. SPIN.
B4rney: k [slams into the tunnel again]
Reasonable Man: WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT TURNING?
B4rney: o i was supposed to turn?
85: The One Man Team
On most sane game servers, a team consists of a group of people with a common goal in mind working together to achieve their desired point. However, this man thinks he can be that entire group of people. Since in most games victory is achieved with many people, this man usually fails in his singular quest to win. Most often this player will become enraged when he continually dies while the other team wipes the floor with him, not remembering he has exactly the same manpower on his side. However, he just ignores that fact and keeps to himself with the odd mindset that he is skilled enough to take on many other people in combat.
An easy way to think of this person is that one guy who always plays scout in TF2 and sprints right for the intelligence box, not remembering that there are many deadly places in the map.
86: Prince Valium
Guess who made this! Guess! Duebelman did!
What is often stated here are gamers that rage, rant, pro game, l33t speak or whatever but these guys are different. They are comlpetely non competitive and remain calm or stoic in most situation which is normally appreciated but someone needs at least a bit of ambition in order to achieve something. While this type of gamer is mostly kind, it can be exhausting to play with prince valium as he does not really pay attention and often forget things or oversee something. It is particularly bad in rpgs or mmo's when he takes the role of an important person such as the healer or tank.
The attention level is not really high and keeping things in mind for more than 2 hours is a difficult task that shall never be accomplished. However, he does not blame you for any mistake and does not get bothered when someone blames him. This type of gamer is completely indifferent in terms of winning or losing.
87: Turbo Toddler
Please rise for our friend Elaxter, who shall share this post with you.
This gamer-type is normally young. Not 13, 12, or even 11. Under 10. They screech into the mic when they lose and laugh at your corpse when they win. And worse of all, they never shut up. They will repeat "Stupid" at you until the cows come home, tea-bagging your lifeless, mangled corpse until their next prey steps into the field of vision. Did I forget to mention that these gamers are uncannily good? They will be high rank in competitive shooters, will have all the gear to fight the Goblin Lord, and will mostly be at the top of the leaderboards. Why are they so good? A better question: where are their parents?
88: Lord Emperor Perfect
Is engie_ninja the hero this topic doesn't need, but the hero this topic deserves?
This guy never makes mistakes, and as a result, expects his team to be the same. Of course, since not everyone is a super cyborg mecha god emperor, he doesn't understand that people CAN make mistakes, and gets WAY too angry when they do slip up. Rather amusingly, they usually do incredibly badly themselves. They also may be territorial, since disputes between them can get... Heated.
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