I just saw a claptrap humping Chuck Norris, while flying in a Minivan. But he couldn't see Spock spying on Notch, so he assumed that the Moon was made of Creeper Poop. Clearly John did something retarded like urinate rainbows, so I ran away to Mars whilst riding your mother's corpse. Everyone laughed at how Miley Cyrus is high on saliva and reeds.Why bother smoking pedobear's awesome cigs? Because everyone loves minecraft.So I died. Pokemon loves Notch.My awesome salamander loves to rub gasoline on bookshelves because he sees x-ray beams telling him that fire is good.Mr. Salamander lives in a giant lava dome lined with wool.Then Justin Bieber radically humped his toaster like a (G6), but everyone laughed at a giant car.
MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and Your Mum is hot.Chuck Norris Molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice -cream O.o In double-rainbow land.Spy Chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives.Tecno Viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches Little Children brush hear.I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking My asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The Power Rangers batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7.Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, and the dog has worms and the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the Beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!"-The Buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a mw2 PANCAKE! I want milkshakes.We liek Cheezburgers in syrup from SPACE! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a Goat Monster
Ok, let's talk your way through this.
Step 1:
Take your hand OFF the shift key. BOTH shift keys. Away! Do not answer the urge to press them. They will only cause you harm if you over use them.
Step 2:
While writing you post, do not use a BBCode. Why don't you go and turn it OFF. As in, not working. Coloration (real word) of you text will do you no good.
Step 3 (we're almost there!):
If you are yelled at SEVERAL times by multiple people, it may be time to STOP and go LOOK at why they are yelling at you. Who knows, maybe there is a LEGITIMATE REASON they're telling you to STOP ADDING MESSAGES to the thread. Maybe you can even learn from your mistakes?
Step 4 (final step!):
Instead of hitting "reply" and posting 2 characters in a not-very-well-made-smiley-face-position, you should probably just STOP POSTING and let the thread die. Why don't we TRY THAT NOW?
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Step 1:
Take your hand OFF the shift key. BOTH shift keys. Away! Do not answer the urge to press them. They will only cause you harm if you over use them.
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Take your hand OFF the shift key. BOTH shift keys.
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I throw the internet at the below user.
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MOO said "Howeth... I am thou shagmeister. You taste of retard, Balls, Cock, Magic Mushrooms and Your Mum is hot.Chuck Norris Molests Ross_H.Crap because the cake is a lie licking ice -cream O.o In double-rainbow land.Spy Chicken POTATOES!! DIE!!!!!1! In SPARTA!!While Leonidas watches Persians dance in blue explosives.Tecno Viking loves head-banging boys, Morgan Freeman watches Little Children brush hear.I love creepers in my house because they blow up my TV and ****. Meanwhile, Mecha-Mr. T was licking My asshole and sucking carpets up his spaghetti throat. Objection! The Power Rangers batmobile needs cake to fly or it can't fly. I smoked sugar. The new batmobile crashed due to poisoned cake parasites similar to flood toasters or purple headcrab-sheep with machine heads that GlaDOs sexy machine-ass noclips 24/7.Dogs getting ****ed by a creepy pedophile, and the dog has worms and the dog is a boy dog and getting ****ed by a man, however, the man gets worms after ****ing the dog. WTF. Instinctively humping cows vigorously, the Beast roared sensually and called "THIS HARD COWHIDE IS SOFT!"-The Buttsecks champion's Penis is big and soft and lumpy. Rapists love towels atop a mw2 PANCAKE! I want milkshakes.We liek Cheezburgers in syrup from SPACE! Gimps and lactose-intolerant chickens ****ing a Goat Monster
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You should further explain the formulas and types of stairs, if possible.
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Thanks, haha. It could even make you wonder if you're really the first person to wash up on the shore here.
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Coming from the guy that just reported someone for getting off topic. Nice job making yourself into a hypocrite by posting crap like this.
Anyways, I don't think I would really like whips very much. It's a thought, and it would work, but it's not my style.
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Whoa. I DO have two shift keys!
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That way you can still have your Pez Dispensers :smile.gif:
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Maybe you should have done some research first.
Or maybe you shouldn't promote cheating.
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Don't use MSPaint, please.
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We need pictures, or nobody is going to download it. It could very well be a virus or something.
Just press F2.
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Figured by now someone would have called this stupid, haha.
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No, just F2.
I think Shift+F2 takes a huge .TGA screenshot, but this crashes a lot of non-highend computers. Don't try it.