Granted, but the scorpion only speaks Estonian, so you can't understand it.
I wish I had a beefy burger.
I train a Pangoro, Ursaring, Beartic, and an Incineroar. Despite not being supposed to learn those moves, I've managed to teach them Submission, Play Rough, Harden, and String Shot.
Definitely unrelated other news: I'm renovating my basement to be more... Dungeon-esque. For uh... When I'm uh... Playing... D&D! Yes, that's right, for when I'm playing D&D with my buds.
The next poster must show us the dance of their people.
Your plushie is now a real bear, which turns out to be me. I require a LARGE amount of food to sustain myself, so for the next 20-25 years, you'll have to spend a ton of money on feeding me. Also, you'll have to spend a lot of time dealing with the legalities of having a polar bear as a pet- there's probably going to be a lot of work to be done in order to retain me and keep me from being sent to a zoo. At least you get to have fluffy hugs, I guess.
I wish that I had a huge bowl of strawberry ice cream.
Reminds me of transformers.
Robots in disguise.
You can, forever and ever, as everyone around you slowly withers away, leaving you all alone in this big scary world as everyone you ever knew has died.
I wish people understood that just because I watch anime with Imouto-Lolis in it doesn't mean that I'm attracted to Imouto-Lolis.
Granted! But since developers aren't getting money for their games, the only games ends up being crappy early access indie games on Steam that you don't want to play even if they're free.
I wish I had a big bowl filled with my favorite candy.