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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, but the scorpion only speaks Estonian, so you can't understand it.


    I wish I had a beefy burger.

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    posted a message on Decide the fate of the next poster.

    I train a Pangoro, Ursaring, Beartic, and an Incineroar. Despite not being supposed to learn those moves, I've managed to teach them Submission, Play Rough, Harden, and String Shot.

    Definitely unrelated other news: I'm renovating my basement to be more... Dungeon-esque. For uh... When I'm uh... Playing... D&D! Yes, that's right, for when I'm playing D&D with my buds.



    The next poster must show us the dance of their people.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Your plushie is now a real bear, which turns out to be me. I require a LARGE amount of food to sustain myself, so for the next 20-25 years, you'll have to spend a ton of money on feeding me. Also, you'll have to spend a lot of time dealing with the legalities of having a polar bear as a pet- there's probably going to be a lot of work to be done in order to retain me and keep me from being sent to a zoo. At least you get to have fluffy hugs, I guess.


    I wish that I had a huge bowl of strawberry ice cream.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    You found a new hobby!... Which is to spend thousands of dollars commissioning Macro Falco x Fox art on DeviantArt.


    I wish people would stop spending thousands of dollars on weird Deviant Art commissions.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Cod was made great again, but at the cost of plunging the whole world into a console war because it's cross-platform with PC.


    I wish that I had a pool with ice-water to swim in just like the other polar bears.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, but they're just filler and recap episodes with terrible animation.


    I wish that the Grimoire of Zero anime was 2 cour instead of 1 cour.

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    posted a message on What does the above user's avatar remind you of and why?

    Reminds me of transformers.

    Robots in disguise.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, but the genie I outsourced your wish to was a Taoist and granted the equivalent of everything; nothing.


    I wish that my math teacher would manhandle me, gently and affectionately.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    You get a chocolate bar.but it's been left in the freezer and has turned rock hard, almost impossible to melt or eat.


    I wish anime husbandos were real.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    You can, forever and ever, as everyone around you slowly withers away, leaving you all alone in this big scary world as everyone you ever knew has died.


    I wish people understood that just because I watch anime with Imouto-Lolis in it doesn't mean that I'm attracted to Imouto-Lolis.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, but they always seem to play on a different console than you, and never play the same genres of games that you play.


    I wish that I didn't have to take showers in order to stay a clean burr.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    They're fed, but the food is poisonous, killing them.


    I wish that my left arm wasn't disproportionally weaker than my right.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted! But since developers aren't getting money for their games, the only games ends up being crappy early access indie games on Steam that you don't want to play even if they're free.


    I wish I had a big bowl filled with my favorite candy.

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    posted a message on The next poster is ...

    (It's a Polar bear!)


    The next poster doesn't think polar bears are nearly as great as they really are.

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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    You got Light. Yagami Light. He takes out his death note and kills you promptly.


    I wish that I had more dumbbell plates that fit into my dumbbell rods.

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