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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!
    Quote from Player_Miner»

    I quickly use an enchanted medikit and summon Roadhog behind you, who hooks you and pwns you.

    I stab you more before you can use the medkit or do anything, and I keep stabbing until you die.
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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish

    Granted, almost everything is changed and is convoluted plot-wise and physics are thrown out the window for the movie.


    I wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fffffffffffffffffoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ttttttttttooooooooooooooooooooo nnnonnntooooooont stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiickkkkkkkkkckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!

    After spawning again I backstab C-T-C-G and run off.

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    posted a message on Blue Marble
    Quote from AppleEater01»





    The destroyers halt the personnel deployment and retract the drawbridge ramps.

    Drones lead the charge, they don't detect any obvious traps so they race up the beach, only to either A. be blown to pieces or B. loose all their charge to EMP attack.

    This really bothers the generals. They all climb back onto their landing craft rapidly and get to a rather safe distance, hugging to the side of the destroyers.

    Out of nowhere, jetbombers blow the beach sky high. That should ensure there is no nasties hidden. With the traps gone the craft come back in again and more drones are sent into the land.
    The drone zerg swarm is real.
    ==========

    The battleships are detected very early on by sonar. The attack boats pathetic guns don't dent the Object as it protects the destroyer's sides.

    While the destroyers are far more exposed, they are still destroyers. They launch sea mines into the perimeter, full of shrapenel charges. Torpedoes are launched from both below the waterline and from the main missile launchers. Secondary autocannons train on the boats.
    There are plenty of sailor casualties on deck, but all the secondary guns can be fired remotely so there is no major cause for concern.

    The Object is near impossible to hit from the extreme distance and unpredictable speed. The guns are given top energy priority and the plasma lasers decimate the battleships, leaving giant holes and causing ammo explosions. The Object activates WL3B, an anti-personnel trophy system. Any ship that gets too close will get a lot more red paint if their sailors are on deck.
    The battleships and dreadnoughts come under fire from LongTom artillery due to their big size and slow speed. These hit a ships weakspot, directly above.



    [Bowling Ball]


    The general's aircraft are fired at, most of them are shot down.

    The jetbombers are met with most of them being shot down before they can drop their bombs, any more ground troops like drones and people will still be blown up by the mines due to most of the bombs not being deployed if they still attempt to cross.

    The Drone Zerg Swarm still stresses out the defense line a bit though, as there is a lot of them.

    =====
    All ships stop focusing on the Object, and start focusing on every other ship other than the Object while trying to avoid it's attacks. Some ships have shields that come up when something like a shell, torpedo, mine or a medium-powered energy weapon, exactly like the tower from earlier, all of the Dreadnoughts have this shield, any sort of other thing that makes it through the shields does little damage, and other than the plasma rays from The Giant Bowling Ball O' Doom the battleships hold up pretty well, they aren't super armored but they can take a beating, but the Dreadnoughts basically soak up everything other than the aforementioned Plasma Rays, it's gonna take alot to sink those Dreadnoughts.

    ====

    E.V.I.L makes a international broadcast that they claim to have dug up a fossil, they named it the Tirannosaurus Rex due to it being a T-Rex with the head of the guy from the Tirania broadcast scaled appropriately, they say after some testing they found that this dinosaur was extremely hostile, had a short temper, was vindictive and violent, got angry at the smallest thing and probably smelled.

    The pictures shown are extremely realistic and some gullible people (mainly people from Tirania) would think it was real if they hadn't seen the description of the dinosaur, the broadcast is made to make it feel as if it was a serious, real news report but it still seems to be funny, and maybe to some people, hilarious. (Except for Tiranians.)

    ====

    Meanwhile, the government of E.V.I.L is contacted: "Do you need any help?"

    "Yes, please, they have this giant bowling ball thing that is indestructible or something and it is concerning us greatly, they also are spamming drones and troops from our beach and firing lasers from the bowling ball, we recommend you focus on the coast and The giant bowling ball, trust us, you will notice it instantly.

    "So basically first focus on the bowling ball until it dies, this will be difficult as even though it's huge, it somehow manages to be very fast and even STRAFE away from bombings for some stupid reason, it also has giant plasma cannons that are somehow very strong and most explosive weapons do jack squat on it, we have a little plan to defeat it that we will tell you about."
    OOC: I will PM you the plan, Jorcool, since I am insecure.

    "So after the Bowling Ball of Death is defeated you can focus on all the other stuff while we help, which should create a wave of pure Tiranian death that will spread along until it reaches the coast and the ship fleet they have. If you agree we will help recover your nation from the losses that the cancerous tumor of a nation called Tirania have inflicted."

    "Don't worry about invading Tirana itself for now, you could say we have, tainted it."

    Then whoever wrote the message then sends it and walks off in a James Bond style way with the theme playing in the background.

    ====

    The purple goo in Tirana then settles into the ground, turning it into a dark purple mud-like substance that is very slowly starting to spread to the surrounding area, turning anything it spreads upon into the same dark purple, thick mud, and strange small flailing tentacles are sprouting up...
    The tendrils look like this:





    OOC:
    Whew, that was a huge post.
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    posted a message on Blue Marble
    Quote from AppleEater01»

    Gun 4 is destroyed weirdly. This is Milinda's first time shooting live fish.

    Conveniently all 6 other guns were charged at the same time and they fire on the shore again. The bunkers are nearly in ruins.

    The Evil bombers cannot sustain the immense amount of firepower being put out by the Object secondary guns and the Tiarnan Fleet's combined defense. Bombing further would be suicidal. Also, Gun 4 is right on top of the Object, aka the most weak cannon.
    The Evils underestimate how strong the Object is, while the guns are technically have the lowest amount of armor, they would require a pretty large amount of damage to disable.

    The Object picks up pace, strafing and gliding erratically over the water. It keeps a fair distance behind the fleet as to not cause them to capsize from the huge waves being created.

    ==========

    The fleet reaches the shore. The ramps deploy while the ship weapons keep unloading bullets into the surrounding area to deter enemy soldiers.
    The landing craft touch beach and soldiers, drones and tanks swarm out. The Dive drones race on ahead to hunt down the fleeing EVIL soldiers. They fire their minigun on sight and are as fast as a motorbike.

    ==========

    The Type3 artillery shells are equipped with the BattleAI module as per standard doctrine. It relays basic status info back to Strategic HQ. Reports are coming in of shells disappearing out of thin air.

    ==========

    Recon is able to determine roughly what cities are being targeted by missile strikes. The citizens are sent to nuke bunkers. Nobody was further killed by missiles and nobody has breathed in the gas. Drones have noted and taken picture of the damage.

    ==========


    No further bombings are made, as E.V.I.L is surprised that the guns are that strong as they assumed the main hull was the one that was armored.

    The bunkers are eradicated and the coast is deserted, however the rest of the coast is littered with all types of mines, poison gas mines that expel Sarin gas if stepped on, EMP mines that detonate and send out EMP waves if it detects machinery or if someone steps on it, Anti-Tank mines, and normal mines are among all that will be found on the coast, The E.V.I.L soldiers that evacuated were killed by the mines once they were remotely armed.

    Also the mines are mostly made of plastic to ensure X-Rays cannot find them, and EMP mines recharge themselves for maximum drone/robot kills.

    Anything that makes it past the minefield is shot at by shell artillery or snipers, Chinooks fly down and lower Troops onto the battlefield if they make it past the Artillery/Sniper combo, Other than that there are AA guns and drones equipped with 50 Cal machine guns and grenade launchers that launch gas canisters filled with Sarin gas, these will all fire once the snipers and artillery are overwhelmed or they are shot at.

    Battleships and fast attack boats begin to pour in from the West and East, with the attack boats being to fast to hit with any of their weapons, while the Battleships stay behind and fire in at the fleet, with some shots being directed at the Object's huge guns, but those shots are not that common. The Fast Attack ships, once they reach their target will circle the ship and fire at the crew while launching armor piercing torpedoes at the front hull of the ship, there can be as many as 3 Fast Attack Ships shooting at the same boat, there is so many attack boats it's hard to count how many, while there is 550 Battleships, with 2 Dreadnoughts for every hundred Battleships, which mainly focus all fire on the Object, occasionally focusing on the front and guns of it.

    The gas in Tiarnwho-gives-a-crap eventually turns into a slightly lighter purple goo that covers the surrounding area like a tank of molasses was dropped in the middle of a town.

    OOC:
    Never can be too sure
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    posted a message on Avatar Colosseum

    I summon my hyper goner it takes some energy but i dont blast it but just make it laugh i mean i need to attract attention cuz who wouldnt want to check out a toaster with a giant laughing goat head next to it (the hyper goner is in the size of halve the toaster since i dont wanna waste too much power summoning it)


    You do that I guess.

    Also, a little tip but a toaster with a giant laughing goat head next to it is not something I would want to check out.

    I get up from the couch and eat a sitrus berry to heal some wounds.

    You have no wounds, so you eat a normal berry instead.

    (Just a reminder you are 4 inches tall and everything else in the map is normal sized.)
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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!

    But then the tracers turn to quicksand before they can stick the pulse bombs, and the quicksand drips onto you, then you turn to quicksand, and everything the sand touches turns into quicksand.

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    posted a message on From Bad to WORSE

    They also stole your pants.


    That bridge over there collapsed.

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    posted a message on Steal the cookie IV! (Replacement)

    I leave the stage with the cookie, with me being flattened and covered in ink blots.


    I hide the cookie in my location.

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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!
    Quote from Player_Miner»

    *Respawns* "Seriously?! Ok, you asked for it!"

    *teleports the ball of plasma onto Scorpion, makes a colossal bedrock container and teleports SuperiorSupreme and all the quicksand into it*


    I respawn.

    "I didn't ask for anything stupid"

    I magically make all the bedrock disappear and the quicksand instantly spreads across the entire planet.
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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!
    Quote from Player_Miner»
    eft]

    *Respawns* "Really?"
    ScorpionXR64 was burnt to a crisp by GoldHero101

    "OK THEN!"

    I summon a bunch of decoys around the world and continue working on the plan because the anvil technically didn't hit me, as it was the ball of plasma that Scorpion practically spawned on top of me for trying to pick that anvil up that gets that honor.




    The ball of plasma teleports to you and engulfs you.

    I respawn inside the space fort because I don't care, then I look around.


    I use mind powers to corrode the metal wall so the quicksand can spread.

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    posted a message on Avatar Colosseum

    Hey you why am i left out as i remember you said youll release all people in the lobby and hmm why did i have to wait until release to get my nerfs and enigma got em quickly hmm you better answer these questions


    Because you kept ignoring me saying that your powers don't work in the lobby, and your excuse was that it was impossible to take away powers from a god.


    I am going to release you and into the battle, but if I get mad I can kill you quickly.

    OT:
    Your nerfs are:

    Your saber thing you used once is like a normal sword only sharper (but not too sharp.)
    Your other powers are similar
    If you can fly or use magic, both will tire you.
    Your "infinite stats" are now just strong stats.

    You spawn near a toaster, you know the map is a normal house with you 4 inches tall right? Just reminding.

    The dust bunnies, duh.

    /null


    They aren't real bunnies
    /null

    I pull out a giant tea leaf and begin to the coliseum on a raft.

    You somehow pass out and awaken on a couch, faced down.
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    posted a message on Blue Marble
    Quote from AppleEater01»



    As the bombers approach, the Object acellerates rapidly to top speed strafing left and right but still keeping a good distance from the shore. The pilot realises perhaps this wont be a seal-clubbing after all. The secondary autocannons open fire on the bombers. Most if not all are shot down eventually, due to the sheer quantity of lead being put up in the air. Milinda's HUD states that Cannon 4 is damaged but still operational.

    Radioactivity has no effect on the Object, it is a closed environment, like a submarine. The hull claims a few scratches to mark the occasion.

    The plasma guns fire. An arcing fire program was selected. The beam lasts for a good few seconds and the guns move along the coast and bunkers. Massive explosions erupt from the yellow coast. EVIL soldiers standing on the coast have been reduced to ash, along with any sort of defenses (ie. walls, tank hedgehogs). A large amount of the bunkers have been crippingly damaged.

    The Object switches mode to Type4 artillery bombardment. Of course it only has a good couple of rounds for this as the ammo is enormous.

    ===================

    The fleet gets ever closer to the shore. The ship naval bridges are being prepared. They are giant ramps that come out of the side of the Class 1 GMD. The landing craft trail behind the destroyers.

    ===================


    Unlucky for the Evils, the LongTom artillery bombardment was timed with the Object firing for a dramatic effect. The artillery strikes all over the nation with an emphasis on important looking things.


    ===================

    The missiles hit the homeland. There are reports of a few damaged and destroyed buildings along with 1 civilian loss. One of the EVIL missiles hit a LongTom artillery cannon.
    Lets say the explosion was one for the history books. It crippled 4 of its neighbors from the earthwaves alone.



    The bombers adapt their path to the Object's, which disrupts the giant plasma thing and destroys the damaged gun, long range Artillery is firing at The Object, aiming for the front and sometimes the guns, with all of this the plasma cannon is disrupted and does not fire, the troops retreat. As the other guns fire, but most die.

    The radioactivity does not work on The Object.

    A few of the artillery shots are heading for the Tower, but a shield wall forms around where they would hit, which turns them into molten metal that falls to the ground. The rest strike some bunkers and some civilian buildings.

    Some of the missiles that hit Tiransomething had a mysterious dark purple gas inside them, anyone who is in the gas seems to be fine.

    E.V.I.L sends a message to every nation except Tiransomething to spread news about the war happening, it says that there is a war going on and TiranIdon'tcare released a giant bowling ball with guns on it to attack E.V.I.L.

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    posted a message on Be the last poster to win!

    boom I win

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    posted a message on Random Forum Fight!
    Quote from Player_Miner»

    I turn the anvil into an item which lands on the ground next to me harmlessly, which I then pick up.

    "I could use this..."


    When you go to pick it up it explodes into a ball of plasma.
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