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    posted a message on Who Else Feels Mojang is Wasting Time on Achievements?
    You jerkoffs still arguing? Errgh, put it to rest already. We all know Notch is a lazy *******. He's only doing achievements to escape the hard work (wolfs) and has what's-his-name working on them instead.

    I'm sure eventually he'll get to the point where he doesn't even program anymore. He'll just be sipping tequila and eating cheetohs while his code monkeys do all the work; and he CAN! He's mother ****ing Notch, the creator of Minecraft: The Infiniminer Copycat that made him over a million US dollars. What do you expect?!
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    posted a message on Who Else Feels Mojang is Wasting Time on Achievements?
    Quote from scrubking »
    Yes, Notch is wasting his time on this crap because there are so many important things he could be adding or fixing. LIke:

    1. Flowers don't grow
    2. Can't farm animals
    3. Gold is still useless
    4. Lanterns remember that? How about giving us a real light source so we don't have to spam torches?
    5. More mobs to interact with
    6. Real furniture that we can put in our empty houses
    7. How about fixing boats?
    8. Give us something to do in the nether other than die
    9. Hey why not just fix the portals so they actually work
    10. Let us paint a block that doesn't catch on fire instantly?

    Those are just off the top of my head. There are many, many more.


    All of these would be appreciated.
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    posted a message on So, why does Steve walk so slow?
    >MFW Notch never reads this thread.
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    posted a message on Discrimination Aganist Ghasts!!!
    I completely forgot about The Nether.

    That place was boring as hell (no pun intended).
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    posted a message on Uhhh.....Hi there
    Aww, how adorable! :iapprove:
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    posted a message on Wait, so if Bedrock has a Blast Resistance of 18,000,000...
    Quote from Sakotsu »
    Wow, i got my first warning just because of memeposting.

    That's great! But who was phone?

    MOD EDIT: Okay, second warning along with a 1-day ban. Please do not push your luck any further.


    Memeposting?

    LoL, looks like some butt hurt mod has been trolled a lot in his years.

    Let's just hope a skeleton doesn't pop out.

    Mod Edit: Really, really? Warning issued for off-topic/flaming. Let's think before we post, OK?
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    posted a message on Do you think there should be options no lag and lag?
    Quote from Bump »

    Really? Last time I checked, it was at 120 FPS when you cannot tell the difference anymore. At least, thats when I cannot tell it anymore.

    But I am happy with a stable 60+.


    Really, you can tell a difference at 120 compared to 60 FPS? What's your monitor's hertz? Most are typically 60-75 hertz, which relates to about 60-75 FPS. At 120 FPS you wouldn't be capable of telling the difference.
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    posted a message on Red Apples
    Gold is like vitamins to hotel soap.
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    posted a message on Who Else Feels Mojang is Wasting Time on Achievements?
    I think it's a ridiculous idea for a game that can be easily modified. They're not really achievements anymore if everyone is cheating, and that really defeats the whole "achieving" aspect of it.
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    posted a message on Sudden Realization
    Quote from wraithleader501 »
    So, while playing recently, the thought struck me: am I a ***** at this game? Looked at my options, peaceful is on. Looked at my inventory; no sword or bow. Can't remember the last time I saw a hostile mob. I'm even working on a mob grinder to kill mobs and get their items without having to fight them. Bit of a shock to my system. What is it about this game that causes this? Does anyone else experience this?


    Minecraft's combat system is a grody piece of ****. That is, if you want to call it a system.
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    posted a message on Good PC for Minecraft?
    Quote from NoBanForFantoz »
    A computer that wasn't built in ****ing 1990.


    It wasn't built in ****ing 1990. It's a laptop; the specs. are constrained.
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    posted a message on Good PC for Minecraft?
    Here, I put this custom build together for you (should be cheaper than buying a prebuilt name brand computer).

    http://secure.newegg.com/WishList/Publi ... r=18944067

    Aprox. $350.

    500GB hard drive, 4GB RAM, 3.0GHz Athlon II x2 CPU, 460W power supply and a graphics card more than suitable for your needs (enjoy Left 4 Dead and similar games at medium settings).

    Quote from _ButterBiscuit_ »

    Thanks for the info. But by the way, since you seem to be pretty smart about this kind of stuff, is there any way I could run Minecraft less laggy or faster on my current laptop? Here's the specs if you need them:

    Windows Vista Home Premium
    Service Pack 1

    Manufacturer: Hewlett Packard
    Model: HP G60 Netbook PC
    Processor: AMD Turion Dual-Core RM-70 2.00 GHz
    Memory(RAM): 3.00 GB
    System type: 32-bit operating system


    There is a way. Right-click on the Minecraft game application, choose 'Properties' then select the 'Compatibility' tab, and under 'Settings' toggle 'Run in 640 x 480 screen resolution'. Also, close all other programs running on your computer.
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    posted a message on THE BEST GAMERS STINK!!!!!!!!!! {[LINK IN POST!]}
    Please stop using the word "troll" if you don't know what the **** it means. It doesn't make you sound interwebs smart. The video was SATIRE. A review with a satirical, sarcastic approach.

    Dealing with the amount of idiocism here is exhausting me.
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    posted a message on you know what's fun? spawning 200 creepers :3
    I bet they are mad at you right now. :3

    So mad they blow up. :3

    :3
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    posted a message on Mob Grinders
    "I don't need goggles I need to find a ****ing mob grinder!"
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