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Microsoft: After 15 years, finally found it... THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!

Scroll of truth: Eternal backwards compatibility isn't possible.

Microsoft: NYEHHH!!!

If a Minecraft world is infinite, how does the Sun go around it?

I must admit, my old username was "xXMisterAndrew69Xx".

Later changed it to "NotWinlogon".

Edit: As you can see, back in 2010 I was very cringe. Not anymore. (Sometimes I'm still a bit cringy but not nearly as much as back then)

STACKS!!!

Banned for saying that I'm an executable!

Stacks64 was slain by NotWinlogon using assembly script I'm working on (no idea how do I kill you with a bunch of code but whatever)

And bluescreened Google's servers while playing Pinball

Quote from Stacks64»

Delete it too much boom.

Barrier

Deleted because I placed a command block on it.

Ender crystal

It was a dark night.

I was on my computer programming.

Then I heard something.

I looked at my door, nothing out of place.

I looked back at the screen, but I only saw a BSOD.

I heard the noise again, it sounded like footsteps. I quickly ran towards the wall and grabbed my bow and an arrow.

I opned the door with a torch in my hand, ready to shoot. Then I saw a black figure. At first it looked like my friend Pedro, but when I pointed my torch towards it... I realized it was a murderer that appeared on the news the day before. And he was armed.

Shaking of fear, I placed the arrow on my bow, tensed it...

...and suddenly the police entered and took him away. I was saved.

Bro, it was really scary.

Allyourbasesaregone was slain by NotWinlogon using pen

Quote from Stacks64»

Granted but you can't choose what location to go.

I Wish my keyboard didn't stop working at random times.

Yeah same question here

Granted, now your keyboard never works.

I wish people didn't say that I'm an executable.

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

BUMP IS BUMP

Banned for posting here

Banned for not knowing how to code