
the majority of the people who play Minecraft are insanely dumb.
The update isn't even out yet, and people are "ENDERMAN STRATEGY VOLUME 1" and "I DON'T LIKE NPC VILLAGES AND I THINK THEY SHOULD BE OPTIONAL BECAUSE I HAVE OCD AND I SIMPLY CAN'T IGNORE SOMETHING OF WHICH I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A BIG DEAL TO THE GAME OR NOT."
I know information about updates excites us, but they should probably release only tiny bits of it, so that ^THAT^ will actually be relevant to the time it's posted. Thank you and goodbye.
Also We all know this, don't deny it. Minecraft was only truly fun when we didn't know jack-**** about it. Remember when we didn't know how to survive our first night? That's what made MC fun: us knowing nothing about it.
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So, on my main computer, I type in 'Super hostile' and it brings this topic up in my history immediately.
However, I was on a different computer as mine is in for repair (Nightmare Realm related damages to my computer). So I type in Super hostile and hit enter, and then was like UGURHGH cause it's not in my history. But it immediately brings me to this topic!
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Not giving credit is one thing. But claiming it as your own is another.
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Minutes, hours, days go by as you realize no one if going to help you. While, in this strange world you've never HAD to eat, you can still feel yourself wasting away in the darkness, the only thing you have left now is your bow and the gold trapped in the wall. This cave is now yoru prison.
Years go by. You're physical body has all but wasted away to bone, your mind tormented and twisted. You hear something, but dismiss it as mere cave noises until you see something you haven't seen in centuries. Light. Another person, like you, well, like you were at least. However, your mind, having only had the gold in the cave with you to fixate on, perceives this new entity as a foe, here to take what is rightfully yours. Without thought you draw an arrow and fire at him, again, and again. Surprised by your presence, this man draws a weapon, and bashes you until your bones finally release. You fall apart, piece by piece until your mind is finally liberated and free, and you embrace death.
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Miner's Log, May 2nd, 2011
Found a skeleton in an enclosed cavern, deep down, with a single gold ore block in the wall. Y'know, I've always wondered where they came from, the buggers.
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I'd find that more of a reward than an actual prize.
Since, well, recieving a prize at teh END of a dungeon when you've already conquered everything is a bit pointless.
IN OTHER NEWS, Construction of my UNDERWATER LAKE on endless deep is going swimmingly, no pun intended.