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    posted a message on Well, here's my first attempt at a fanfic.
    It's a SPY!
    Posted in: Alpha - Minecraft Halloween Update
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    posted a message on Lukedude5's SMP Server[Whitelist][24/7][ONLINE]
    1. Redhq
    2. Depends on what kind of server it is.
    3. Never.
    4. Well I'm interested in finding a new decent server with good people. all the other ones ive been to are stuffed with griefers and trolls.
    Posted in: Alpha - SMP Servers
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    posted a message on Choose carefully and hold an object. Then enter this thead.
    I'm holding some M&M's.... IM NOT AFRAID
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Elbow Typing
    ZZZZZZZZZZSZZXZWE3TTYDXSKIBGNHYTGX X


    **** yours is hard eyesight.
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    posted a message on Why Minecraft isn't realistic...
    Quote from mrbaggins »
    Quote from FunnyPlants »
    Don't get me wrong, I love Minecraft, but I hate when people argue that something shouldn't be in Minecraft because it isn't realistic... Minecraft isn't realistic, and this is why:


    I know you shouldn't feed the trolls, but lets try again.
    Skeletons aren’t real
    Maybe not the moving kind, but they exist and have been part of stories for a long time.
    Creepers aren’t real
    termites explode as self sacrificing home defense systems, why can't these things?
    Giant Spiders aren’t real
    You clearly haven't been to Australia.
    Zombies aren’t real
    Toxoplasmosa gondii. Or Datura stramonium.
    Monsters don’t just appear in the dark
    DEFINITELY haven't been to Australia.
    If you smack a pig with a sword you don’t get slices of ham
    You're doing it wrong. You can eat the raw meat of an animal if you need to survive.
    If you put the ham in a furnace it doesn’t come out well done and delicious
    DEFINITELY a case of doing it wrong.
    Days and nights last longer than ten minutes
    Welcome to the world of games where convenience trumps "boring as batshit"
    The world is not infinite
    1: Neither is Minecraft. 2:Walk east until you hit the edge please.
    Saplings that pop into trees
    Another case of convenience vs boring.
    There is no “Nether”
    The universe is made of 11 dimensions of which we can permeate 4. I'd be happy calling the other 7 the nether...
    Eating food doesn’t help with wounds
    Next time you're injured, you'd better not eat a damn thing.
    People need to eat
    You do in the game too, unless you're in peaceful mode.
    People need to drink
    Mushroom soup, fool! Also, you don't need to if you eat the right foods. See: Koala.
    People need to keep warm
    That's coming in a future update.
    People can get sick
    when exposed to pathogens. Perhaps this is like teh garden of Eden? Or you know, seeing as you're the only human here, maybe there's no human affecting pathogens?
    You can’t swim up waterfalls
    Fish do. Maybe you're like some super swimming block man?
    Glass would break under the pressure of being deep underwater
    The glass in this game is a meter thick. It can survive being under some water. Given that the deepest ocean in this game is 10 blocks, or 10 meters thick, you would only need glass 30cms thick to not get drownded.
    If you dig too deep, you don’t hit unbreakable rock
    You hit molten rock and iron instead. Please to be explaining how you intend to break it.
    There isn’t a set point in the sky that you can’t build past
    Worlds highest building, why isn't it higher?
    You can’t go up ladders that aren’t connected
    Yeah, you can. A lot of rockclimbing practice equipment looks exactly like a ladder that isn't connected. I look forward to you being chased by a zombie and coming to a ladder with a rung rusted out and going "Oh bother, there's not a rung here, I guess I'm screwed".
    People don’t RESPAWN
    I will not have you insult my religion. I'll die, come back as a gorilla and beat you senseless.

    One: It's a game.
    B: If you don't like it, then you can GEEEEET OUT.
    Thirdly, it's a realism simulation. So it's based on reality, but with the advantages of being not real so we can have 'magic' items.
    Objective Delta: It's a goddamn game.


    I hope You realize that the op is hating on the people who think it should be realistic.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on I need major help!
    did you try googleing the tutorial? instead of something else?
    Posted in: Alpha - Minecraft Halloween Update
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    posted a message on MetaTNT
    Well you have inspired me to make enormous letters out of tnt way above the sky. thank you good sir.
    Posted in: Alpha - Minecraft Halloween Update
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    posted a message on SMP Health is finally on the way,
    Quote from phail111 »
    So after 10 days of the massive bug of blocks respawning being released he has yet to look into why that is occuring.

    Woot?

    Just be like blizzard please Notch and don't tell us anything at all, at least then we can imagine you working, instead of know for a fact you aren't.


    He is working on other things. he will be doing that but probably near the end of the release date of this update. it's not like OH NOES HE R NO START DAT YET FUK TEH DAMAG DU DA SUARE GLITC RAGGEE....."';'/? he will be doing these things. and that bug has been going on for a month or two. we survived.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on Looking for actors!
    Alright then ill sign up. i gotta get off around 11:00 (alberta time zone) school and whatnot.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Multiplayer Discussion
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    posted a message on Give the Person above you a nickname
    Special skele
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Survive the Above User's Attack
    I survive by explaining how being uncreative and unoriginal is totally lame.


    I shoot you in the face with feathers whilst your being distracted by these feathers i harvest a mountain with my fist then throw it at you but while its in mid-air i throw a creeper and 2 Shurikens at you.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Avatar RP!
    IM ON CRACK! SUCKA!
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The "And That's How" game.
    and thats how the pterodactyl convinced me to stop dating fat chicks
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Move Mob Spawner?
    Download INVedit and then put whatever the hell you feel like in your inventory. real MEN who use INVedit don't need buckets to hold lava. because with invedit you can carry it with your BARE HANDS!
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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    posted a message on If gold is a soft Mineral/metal
    Know why? Cause minecraft is a GAME. WHY IS THAT THING SLIGHTLY OFF FROM REALITY!?!? RAAGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!??? Why aren't you complaining about how you can punch down a tree or mine a rock with a wood pickaxe? Its a game. and you sir just lost the game.
    Posted in: Alpha - Survival Single Player
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