Not only is that a retarded way to handle a thief, seeing as you'd just be making yourself liable to get your brains bashed in, but thieves and robbers don't deserve any respect.
I would be far too scared to do that.. And I'm guessing just cause of my luck, it will actually be my brother or something, and I'll look like a lunatic.
It'd be better than silently shitting yourself in your bed for the next few weeks they do it.
I just got the best idea for trolling the PETA forums.
"Can I be gay and a vegan? Being gay means I like to eat 'meat'."
Ahahaha... I am not gay before anyone asks that.
Better way:
Join peta and in a picture (or introduction?) thread, post up your picture. Perhaps include about how you are a vegan. Make sure that in background your dinner table shows, with a steak on a plate in plain view. Include fur coat on chair.
AND
Claim you can be vegan and eat meat at the same time. Maybe claim vegans only don't eat one type of meat.
OR
Claim you can be vegan if you don't swallow the meat. Just hold it in your mouth.
There are people starving in Africa and living in third world countries. Why should I reward anyone with free, unneccessary ****? Especially those already well off enough to own a computer?
No, it's not close enough, which is why I ignored the examples you gave.
In X, you pay to use food.
In Y, you pay to use a vehicle for an alotted amount of time.
In Z, you pay to use money for an alotted amount of time.
It's not close enough for whom? Why should people be entitled to use a product without paying for it? Because it involves giving people money? Banks need to get money too. People agree to paying interest by getting the loan. Why is Z immoral?
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It'd be better than silently shitting yourself in your bed for the next few weeks they do it.
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Better way:
Join peta and in a picture (or introduction?) thread, post up your picture. Perhaps include about how you are a vegan. Make sure that in background your dinner table shows, with a steak on a plate in plain view. Include fur coat on chair.
AND
Claim you can be vegan and eat meat at the same time. Maybe claim vegans only don't eat one type of meat.
OR
Claim you can be vegan if you don't swallow the meat. Just hold it in your mouth.
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Nah. The three anuses are Rap, Pop, and Country.
Why?
Rap requires no talent.
Pop requires no talent.
Country requires no talent to write.
The three genres combined are responsible for most of the crap that's been spewed into the industry.
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Influenza = air borne disease.
Zombie Virus = body fluid borne disease spread by jacked up looking, insane people.
One of these spreads way less easily than the other.
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In X, you pay to use food.
In Y, you pay to use a vehicle for an alotted amount of time.
In Z, you pay to use money for an alotted amount of time.
It's not close enough for whom? Why should people be entitled to use a product without paying for it? Because it involves giving people money? Banks need to get money too. People agree to paying interest by getting the loan. Why is Z immoral?
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Seriously.
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Pity thread defeated! 50 experience points awarded to each party member!
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Being pathetic and asking people to pm you in a pity thread won't help.