Oh god, it has been one month since my last update. Anyway....
I saw this small portal thingy near the edge of the island. I wasn't entirely sure why it was built to only one block high. If I am to enter the portal, do they expect me to crawl or just make myself fit into it? Then I realized, "Hey, why not throw an enderpearl at it?". When I was about to pillar up to the portal, a few endermen huddled near me and began to tease me.
"Oh look, he's building pillars to the portal, like a typical shortie!". "Kid has no guts man, REAL MEN toss their balls at it!".
Geez man, I'm too drunk to accept a tossing challenge. But hey, someone challenged my manliness so I had to accept anyways. *Ends up missing the portal thus falling into the void*
While I was falling to my death, I made a life realization. I kept wondering what was beyond that portal? Was it paradise? Or is it an illusion?
I tried my best entering the portal. Beyond that point, I saw something magical!
What in the heavens are the endermen cultivating? I began observing a little and saw one of the endermen eating the fruit of this peculiar tree. Right after he gobbled up the whole thing, he disappeared. Endermen disappearing is a common thing, but I noticed that the endermen on this side of the end club were ecstatic. I was curious enough to think that the fruit might have some "groovy properties". I chopped down one tree and gathered all of the fallen fruits. As I bit a chunk off the fruit, I felt like my body warped through space and time. I began binge-eating the fruit until I found myself dancing at different locations and positions at the same time! This fruit is the bomb man! It's the endermen's version of ganja, or something like that.
Now I know how endermen got their hyperactivity. While I was collecting these fruits for "research purposes", I stumbled upon this.
Woah there, I did not build this? I wonder who did?
After a sudden pause, I saw that their front door was open. As I step into their entrance, I saw these small (like, really small) dwibs that were hiding in purple boxes. When they pop out from their boxes, they puff out a dense smoke that somehow makes me light whenever I inhale it. My head was all feeling too dizzy when one of them approached me and said "Yo, want a crack of 'this'?". Now it makes sense now, I'm in a drug den!
Damn, the party on this side of the end is wild! First off, there's this exotic fruit that makes me hyper, then there are these people who knows the secrets of being "high". So awesome.
I hanged with them for a few moments, never thought to myself that I got myself easily "high". I was so "high" that I had a hallucination about me getting burned while I'm fighting myself.
I think I got knocked out for days. When I finally got all of my energy back, I explored their drug den for a bit while no one was looking. I found their stash and all I could say is that they are freaking rich! I mean how much do they make on their illegal business? They have some sorts of bling blings and neat stuff stacked here.
You probably know what I did after I saw these right? Well in my disappointment, I thought they had something bigger than this, turns out I already searched every nook of this place. I had to sneak out like a ninja before they found out that I stole all of their belongings.
....Now what if there are other dens bigger than this? To be continued