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    posted a message on If you could slap anyone, who would you slap?
    I wouldn't slap anybody, because that would hurt my hand and I might start crying.

    So, to divert my attention from the pain and wussiness that my life is, I would probably engorge upon chocolate cake for a while.

    I would then get very fat and die of a heart attack. All from slapping someone who I mildly dislike.
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    posted a message on What do you think of this picture?
    If he was jumping over that thing and shooting fireballs out of his eyeballs and testicles, I just might be suspicious.
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    posted a message on Desribe your life.
    When I don't have anything to do that day, here is my life.

    9:00 a.m.

    ZZzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz-......-ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz


    11:00 a.m.

    zzzzzz-*snrk*ponies...zzzzzZZZzzzZZZ

    1:00 p.m.

    Wake up, make coffee, watch T.V., toast a bagel.

    2:00 p.m - a.m.

    Do nothing.


    2:00 a.m.

    Go to bed.
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    posted a message on Desert with 2 Villages and a Surface Dungeon
    Quote from Kxrednek

    when i tryed it i spawned in a redwood forest biome area....


    Press F3 in your game and use the coordinates that the OP gave, you should be able to find the villages.

    Also, great seed, I like having a village nearby with trees so I can have a head start on my game.
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    posted a message on Has anybody ever caught there mom or dad looking through you're internet history?
    I once decided to take a gander at my older sister's browsing history.

    Lets just say I don't use that computer anymore...
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    posted a message on Why do you have you signature?
    I tried! If you want to see my signature, you're gonna have to look at my monitor.

    I wrote it again in sharpie.
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    posted a message on I have a strange question to ask.
    Quote from FraserGodfrey

    Mum: Eat your vegetables!
    Kid: Ok! *Grabs pizza*
    Mum: Thats not vegetables!
    Kid *Shows newspaper*


    Mum: *Snatches newspaper from child's hands*
    Mum: *Beats kid with it*
    Mum: BAD! BAD! NO! BAD DOG!
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    posted a message on [256x,128x,64x,32x][1.5.2/13w18c] KDS Photo Realism, Updated to 1.5.2 and snapshots!, 500k Downloads
    Ohmuhgawd, this is nice.

    The zombie textures make me want to stuff my face in kittens.
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    posted a message on Hail Satin!
    I haven't seen any threads like THIS before, no sir!
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    posted a message on Severe Nostalgia.
    Sometimes I like to look back on all the times I've been nostalgic about something, then of course I get nostalgic again, adding another great memory.
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    posted a message on potatoes? Are they really electricity?
    Once upon a time, there was a windmill. It powered many, many neighborhoods somehow. Then, the builders found a special item, sweet 'taters. They used those to power the neighborhoods much more efficiently. The windmill became a pimp, the end.

    This is the story of the sweet 'tater uprising.
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    posted a message on potatoes? Are they really electricity?
    You people, tsk tsk. Sweet potatoes is where it's at, dawg. They can power a bulldozer, I'd know.

    Also, don't tell me "hurr durr it runs offa gas/diesel".
    NO, just NO, it runs off of sweet 'taters.
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    posted a message on potatoes? Are they really electricity?
    I am confuzzled.

    Why would you want to deal with the nastiest, most horrid bane of mankind? I mean, my house is powered by potatoes, but I can't be around them, lest I eat them.

    Try an electrical socket.
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    posted a message on Cats have 9 lives???
    Cats are fuzzy little assholes. I'd know, I have nine.

    Anyway, my first couple of cats (years ago) had been obliterated in unknown ways, but I would have to concede that those first couple, as much as I love them, didn't have nine lives. Now I have nine cats (one of them is from the first couple, still alive) and they seem to have a lot of lives. I also smash them in the door accidentally because they feel they must sprint out towards the door at the very last moment. They seem to brave the coyotes out in the forest quite well.
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    posted a message on Life's weird/tough.
    I'm a really nice guy, it's just a shame I'm so damn ugly.

    Quote from spaceghostpurrp

    looks and personality are not mutually exclusive

    there have always been bad people, there always will be. Technology didn't cause "more jerks"

    Technology has weakened face to face communications though, which is sad


    I would have to agree, throughout the past there has been malicious people out and about, but, on the topic of the internet, people can feel more anonymous and therefore become complete a-holes. But, as it was said, there have always been hurtful people out there. Technology can easily become a scapegoat to their actions.
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