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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    You cartoonishly look down, and realize that you weren't standing on a ladder that was high enough to drop me from, and you had crawled up four non-existent steps higher.
    Then, loony tunes style, you fall along with me.


    I swap NP and I into a universe where NP suddenly explodes for no reason, and the court proceedings leave me not guilty, as they had just suddenly did that.

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    This unmeltable ice, which seemingly violates a few laws of thermodynamics, slowly absorbs all of the heat of the Earth.

    Many political figures push acts to warm up our lovable globe by forcing every car owner to make their car as inefficient as possible, but this only results in oil shortages due to burnt fuel.
    It's discovered that you were the one responsible for putting Earth into an ice age, and your sentence for dooming humanity is being thrown into the five mile radius near my ice cube where liquids freeze within seconds.


    Everyone on Earth either leaves and moves to Mars (which is another disaster in itself) or becomes nice little humanoid ice cubes... who died.



    I use a paradox to make the next poster immortal to everything except the heat death of the universe, thereby killing them when everything else dies.

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    I grab you and pull you in as well, and throw you in order to overload the load-bearing capacity of the tape as well as the third law of motion resulting in me flying out.
    We both eventually die because we were fighting inside of a black hole.


    I classify NP as a Person Of Interest, with the specific interest being your quick and silent assassination. (I do this as O5-6, for the convenience of the next person to counter-kill me.)

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    posted a message on Rock, Paper, Anything

    The Rocket Launcher that I pried from Rick May's cold dead hands would destroy the door, and blow Dr. Watkins into the wall behind him.

    (rip rick may)

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    posted a message on The Greatest Necro Thread of all time!

    We're getting the 2020 Roadster iirc

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    Me and the other Poker players all get full houses on you, while wondering how exactly you brought japanese playing cards into a Poker Tournament.

    Later, you are mysteriously found dead a few days after publicly announcing you couldn't pay the debts owed to me.


    I pull the next poster with me off of a cliff, and we both forgot our deus ex machina propulsion/land-softening devices on the top of the cliff.

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    posted a message on Resurrecting Dead Villagers

    If the server has regular backups, you could reload them.
    Otherwise, unless you use advanced commands, no.

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    posted a message on The above user's location is your new home.

    why am i on earth

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    posted a message on Ban the user above you #2

    Banned, because it's the end of the universe.

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    posted a message on Ban the user above you #2

    Banned because I tripped on all of the wheelchair ramps near your house.

    This thing's practically all ramps!

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    posted a message on The above user's location is your new home.

    Hah, what are you talking about?
    Happiness? Nah, not in my house...


    I'm gonna eat a container of ice cream now.

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    posted a message on Electrical Age [Physics! Electric circuits & More!] Beta1.11_r51

    R.I.P Electrical Age

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    posted a message on The above user's location is your new home.

    I left my ship in 2019... on another planet... darn.

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    posted a message on Counter-Kill The Above Avatar

    Your suits airtight seal holds... and you run out of fresh oxygen to breath.

    (how was this supposed to kill me?)


    I stuff the next poster's mouth with ice cream, but they just happened to somehow find that they can't breath through their nose, and the ice cream is all of the BeanBoozled bad flavors combined.

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    posted a message on The above user's location is your new home.

    I hate probability, it keeps bringing me to a room with a smelly sock in the corner.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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