Country: Merica, Hail Trump
How many hours a week would you play?: I'll literally be on this server all day everyday. I will no joke be on 24 hours a day and will not stop progressing in the server. I'll even play when it's my mom's birthday!! Now I don't joke around with my moms birthday son!! My mom is my only and most important friend so if I'm ditching her for minecraft you know I'm dedicated. Ya heard?!!??
Why Should We Choose You: If you pick me I'll drive to your house and suck all your family members toes for at least 5 minutes each. Most people would pay a lot of money for some good toe sucking but for you and your relatives FREE! That's zero dollars and zero cents booiiiii!!! BRAH BRAHH!
Have You Been A Part of An SMP Before (If Yes, Why Did You Leave): I was apart of this sever called Infinty Lands a few years ago. Pretty sure the owner Marc had a crush on me. He tried to have me send him naked pictures one time. I don't know it was awkward. Long story short he saw my balls but not my little Henderson. Only a few select people get to see my little Henderson. 1. Jesus of course. 2. My great grand dad. 3. The man who lives down the street from me, don't know his name but he gives me some sweet ether when I show him my little Henderson.
What other games do you play/enjoy?: I enjoy playing ookie cookie with my dogs.
(Optional) Any links to builds you have created that you think we'd like to see: www.beeg.com
What is your stance on cat abortions?: I say the more the merrier on cat abortions.