There's a text-based adventure game called Zork: The Great Underground Empire, and whenever you enter a dark room without a light, it displays the message "You are in a dark place.You are likely to be eaten by a grue," or something to that effect.
Okay, let's see. House... Okay there's a window that's not boarded?Open it...Now go through...(5 minutes later.)HOW DID I GO FROM THE BASEMENT OF A HOUSE TO A CANYON?! I TRIED EVERY OTHER DIRECTION AND CAN'T GO BACK?! WHY DID I DECIDE TO GO DOWN HERE FIRST?!
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