I summon the HARD Gaya Boss, he has a temporal Portection wich makes me invincible in time, I get myself the Bound Armour, and OP TiC skeletal tool! After that I summon Herobrine I make him my slave using my witch hand! I get The most WARPING weapons from Thaumcraft and Forbidden Magic, this makes me Insane and more chaotic than you! After that I use circle magic to create a portal to the Nether, I go there and drink the essence if the Nether Mobs, I summon the monsters of every mod! After that I go and kill every boss from Orespawn wich makes me hilariously OP! After that I eat Zobie Brains and start getting health from the chaos you create and I become the Gaya, I create a Temporal Protection letting my family to exist, after that I go to another chaotic universe where I heal my self! After that I go to an ordered universe where I create chaos and I become more powerfull, finally I become your allie and destroy the Destiny(Star Gate Universe) wich give me the power to travel in the universe! I after that go to sleep, in time Herobrine pranks Notch!
Me-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... *after 14bilion years* ...0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x2, this is the HP, not the hearts.
Ummmmm, I play thaumcraft and I'm pretty sure that's not how warping works
anyway, there is literally NO way you can be more chaotic than me. I am literally the embodiement of chaos, or at least a small portion of it. What I'm trying to do is bring me fully into existance, but you pesky heroes are stopping me. But I am close, yes so close.
Fourth guy shows up. I shove him into a claustrophobic room with a single atari console that has 'ET' plugged in it. After precisely 5 months I pull him out of the room and convince him that its the year 3012 and that earth is ruled by giant robots. A moment after I tell him that, an oversized, burning piano falls on him. Then I go down to him, and as he is dying I whisper in his ears: 'Jet fuel can't melt steel beams'
the judge shudders with horror at the thought of playing ET for that long and gives a 10 out of 10 for horrible game bonus
Le 5th guy shows up. I DROWN HIM IN JARATE, but just before he drowns, I pull him out and slam him forcefully against the walls made of hot coals. then I skin him and shove him into a large dumpster filled with salt.
The judge gives you a6 out of 10, not for creativity, but for the pain bonus
Sniper rifleS. Billions of them. The Machina also has bullet penetration.
Sorry. I thought you meant like an armies worth.Very well. To put it simply, your snipers get off 2 shots before they're utterly obliterated by the chaos lord. That's enough rounds to completely obliterate the half of the planet that the citadel is on, taking out my main force and all my yaungolians special weaponry. Happy? I roar in anger and smash you in the nose with my sword. But you're immortal and invincible. DANG IT!
The third guy shows up. I pull out a popsicle, then slap him into a rocket ship, which blasts into a universe of pies. The pies shoot fish at him at hypersonic speeds. Then, he flies back to my location, and I feed him all of the pies, which replace his organs with fish. Finally, I throw the entire pie universe at him, knocking him into a fire, and killing him because his fish organs get fried.
The judge gives you an 8 out of 10 for......creativity. But mostly pie.
I fire a massive beam of disintegration that destroys every cell, molecule, and atom of your body. Then i absorb your soul/life-force and compress it into raw energy that i use for my own purposes. And as for your pitiful minions i hurl them into the center of a star using wormholes in space and time.
Ummmmm wow. I'd just like to point out that this is just a small physical manifestation of chaos. Also, I just realized, most of these attacks are chaotic, shouldn't I gain power? Nah, that's too overpowered. I summon a large chaotic shield and dodge the beam. You're still firing it, aiming at me, the chaos shield shatters and the beam grows stronger. As for my minions, you're out of luck. THESE ARE THE YAUNGOLIANS!!! Sure, you can do that to some of them, but most will stand their ground and continue fighting. They don't care about the laws of physics, or most of them don't anyway, but you have to kill them in a straight up fight. Most of them. And the few hundred that you didn't, you just killed, which I guess is a good thing for you. Huh. Wonder why I was ranting so much. Well, yeah. Try and make sense of that.
I summon an alternate universe's Lord of Chaos to fight you.
Who knew such a simple attack could cause so much damage. He and I fight, but we just make each other stronger with each blast of chaos. However, this chaos lord is......different. More ruthless. Less calculating. He turns on you and smashes you into the citadel. Then he starts wreaking havoc on your armies until thorolfs beam hits him. He takes the hit for me, and I smack him.
I suddenly come on the battlefield and use diplomacy(with an rank of 200) by an free action(an instant action no one can react while it is used because you can do extremely accelerated diplomacy when you have 200 ranks)
for convincing everyone they should increase entropy the most possible by trying to accumulate the more energy possible (which increase the enthropy because of the laws of thermodynamics) then trying to spread it(for further increasing the enthropy and with 200 ranks in diplomacy you automatically convince people no matter what they were thinking before) so that the lord of chaos gets to win
I don't think you understand. This is a fighting type game where you just throw whatever attack you think will hurt the most. There are no ranks, or diplomacy, or laws of physics. Summon whatever you want, do whatever you want, That is this game. You can't convince people to add to Shai' Ta's entropy wave (he's not mine). You can only join and fight against me.
I send a giant CLOWN to attack the citadel. Then, I summon an immense army of f2p machina bodyshot snipers, and create a shield that feeds off their stupidity. The shield can not be broken. I tell the snipers to target the citadel.
So what you're saying is, they're so stupid the shield has infinite energy to feed off of? If so, how are they shooting out of it. Anyway, I highly doubt it's invincible but you're allowed to be as OP as you want, so so am I. I make the snipers smart. Also, you told them to attack a citadel. Let me tell you what they are. They're huge, almost impenetrable, and you attack them with a SNIPER RIFLE? I'm going to assume you meant picking off my troops. Very well. 300 yaulgonians die before I reverse the stupidity of your snipers. Then I annihalate them.
Wait, did he survive because he's so powerful? If so, then I need to strain my imagination for this one. Umm, so first, I grab my weapon. Nothing special, just a magma grade Z-TRON zap gun. If you're confused, let me explain. The Z-TRON feeds on chaos energy and lets it out as a blast of order. I mount it on a hill, and use another invention of mine. The shield ray. What this does, is it's a hand held gun, not mounted like the Z-TRON and if fires a shield roughly as hard to destroy as the universe. I set it to FIRE AT WILL and run off down the hill wielding my staff of power. I slam into the chaos lord and pierce his armor. My staff turns into a sword, and I continue battering him with it until my Z-TRON is ready. I leap out of the way just as the beam of order comes, zapping several yaungolians with it. I then summon the armies of order and charge the crumpled heap that is now the chaos lord.
BEAT THAT.
I think I will. Oh wait. I'm injured. DANG IT! Fortunately, you overlooked one small detail. You set the shield ray to fire at will. There's a chance it could hit me. I order my yaungolians to carry me towards it. The Z-TRON and some of your armies are already covered. You rush at me, just as a shield surrounds.......one of the yaulgonians. I bellow in frustratement and rush towards it, just as the Z-TRON locks on and fires a concentrated beam of pure order at me. In my weakened state, I cannot survive this. I duck, and it hits the yaulgonian with the shield. He dies instatainiously. My strength is starting to return, but you're coming after me. sweep your legs and start running towards the shield. But I have learned my lessons about shields, and I blast this one with pure chaos, not charging straight at it. My chaos is being absorbed by the Z-Tron. I must stop it. I blast the shield twice more and it shatters. I rush forwards and destroy the Z-TRON. My chaos energy flows back to me. You rush at me again, but an invisible force pushes you back into the citadel. The yaulgonians start to beat you to a pulp but you fight them off. Now I'm back, Now I'm ready to cause chaos. I meet you and your order armies, with a smile on my lips.
The next guy comes up. I fire a small microbot at him and it burrows into his skin, causing massive pain. I then take a small ray gun and fire it at his feet, opening holes in them. After this, I implant 2 rocket boosters in his feet and activate them. He flies into the sky, and then is transported through a rift to another dimension, where he is eaten by wild gatyrons and then explodes. The micro bot is not transported however and falls into my hand. I await the judges score. Also, how big are these guys?
The judge gives you a 7 out of 10.
These guys are however big you want them to be, so instead of rocket boosters, you could have say, implanted saturn rockets in his feet.
Hello and welcome to an exciting new generation of forum game. The defeat the chaos lord like not like game. It also may or may not resemble officer I can explain or forum risk. Without further a do, lets get started. You work for how-to-die laboratories. Depressing right? Your job is to take minor gods and kill them in the most imaginative ways possible. Look, you have a weird job satisfaction idea. They can't die from boring cliche ways to die, it has to spectacular. Fortunately, HTDL has supplied you with anything and everything you need. Which is everything. Unlike most games like this, there is no clear villain, you just need to kill a few people. As they're immortal, they keep coming back, so kill and or torture your heart out. On that note, it's time for lunch. I'll check back in a few days
I'll go first to demonstrate.
The man appears. I kick him in the chest and drop a brick on him. I shatter reality and shove a parodox rift in his mouth. I leap back and fire a beam of pure order at the paradox rift. They can't exist at the same time, thus creating another paradox. And another. And another. Pretty soon, he's one big paradox, and I take a vacuum and suck him up. No muss no fuss no coconuts. Or something. The judge gives me a 8 out of 10. I bow.
"A realm inside a gut. I've seen weirder. Now, weapons... I could try an Ice 9, that froze the Nether that one time..."
I then equip an Engietech ZEUS Gun, adopt a stance of power, and start charging Electric 10, an energy attack powerful enough to turn an entire dimension into a giant cluster[BLEEP] mass of electricity.
"Static Shield maintaining at 100%. You so much as approach me, and you'll receive the mass equivalent of a Neutron Star approximately 100KM across in energy form within the space of 0.00001 nanoseconds, continuously, until the shield drains. And don't even try to facetank the charge, this gun is directly hooked up to my own energy core and will be able to maintain that rate of energy drain for a decade."
The Chaos Lord does not know about this shield and thus approaches. The shield discharges and hurls him back into the citadel and straight into one of the yaulgolian marvels, the target bomb....halfway through calibration Let me explain. The target bomb is large, rectangular, and about the deadliest thing in the universe. They're artifacts from the technological age of the yaungolians. 3 have been made, and the recipe has been lost. What they do is you can calibrate them to target and kill certain things, and not one milimeter more. 2 of them have already been used and this is the last one calibrating to the armies of light. The chaos lord fall on it and crumples. A mechanized voice says: "CHAOS LORD DETECTED. ADDING TO KILL CODE" The chaos lord looks at it in horror. Then, it detonates, having roughly the effect of the universe collapsing in on him. When it's over he looks at the armies of light. Unaffected by the bomb. His power was so great, that to accomadate him to the bombs kill code, it had to wipe everything else. The chaos lord lets out a rattling breath and gets to his feet shakily. He is severly weakened. He will heal but you should strike now, while the time is right! Please?
Unfortunately, no one has responded to the above post and I think I know why. I was tired when I wrote the said response and as such did not fully recognize what engie had done. Sorry. Really powerful attack. Let me fix it.
Sorry for not being a native english speaker, care to point out my misstakes so i can fix them? All im seeing wrong grammatically, is a missing comma, it cant be that bad, can it? Oh and theres a typo.
I emerge a icy wall to stop them from reaching me, then i read whats written on the scroll.
Sorry. They pulverize the wall, but slip on its fragments. You quickly read what's on the scroll, and your powers come rushing back. Like, your OP ones, not your spec ones, but you keep those, well technically, you have those toobecause you can...you know what, I'm just going to say that you get defeat the godmodder powers and leave it at that. You toss the scroll to your partners, and they all read it. You take down the yaungolians with some difficulty, and wait for something to happen. Just then, and hand bursts out of the ground and grabs you all.
Plagued Wolf-Once I reach the door I attempt to stop the bleeding from my leg.
You manage to stop the bleeding form your leg, but you're left weak. Just then, you read the scroll and you feel as strong as you did before the power drain. Because you are. Blah Blah kills the yaungolians, Blah Blah Hand. Right. Next?
CreeperShlap-not sure if i can do this because there has not been a update but i stand near granger but make some traps to make sure if something gets past the wall it well gets trapped
A yaungolian lunges for granger while she reads the scroll, but the ropes grab him, and suffocate him. Just then, you glance at the scroll and gain immense power. Blah Blah Blah hand.
Since the Yaungolians (from prior experience) enjoy pain, I try painlessly killing one by conjuring cheese in its lung.
INSTAKILL! Blah Blah Blah hand.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Summer break ended, so I had to get back to the school routine, and then I got the flu, and then the holidays, and then I got a stomach virus, I only got better today, but that's no excuse that it took me half a year to post back. Sorry. I hope it won't happen again, but if it does, it won't be for another half a year
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Your cooking skills are truly unparalleled good sir.
Yeah, but to be honest the people who would have missed in were destroyed with that half of the world.
That last sentence is quite frankly amazing. I would bow in honor except I kill your hat
Eat what? The hat the planet or the cheese tart with bacon. That sounds like a really weird book title.
Also, I would like to apologize for being away for years
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I accept your pledge
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You succeed in nearly bruising him. Congratulations
Ummmmm, I play thaumcraft and I'm pretty sure that's not how warping works
anyway, there is literally NO way you can be more chaotic than me. I am literally the embodiement of chaos, or at least a small portion of it. What I'm trying to do is bring me fully into existance, but you pesky heroes are stopping me. But I am close, yes so close.
I'm not sure of the power of these things........so, I guess I slice thunder god 3.5 in half and block you with my shield.
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ummmmm.....may I point out that if you punch him or even touch him without protection, your arm will EXPLODE!? Your arm.....explodes.....I guess.
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the judge shudders with horror at the thought of playing ET for that long and gives a 10 out of 10 for horrible game bonus
The judge gives you a6 out of 10, not for creativity, but for the pain bonus
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Sorry. I thought you meant like an armies worth.Very well. To put it simply, your snipers get off 2 shots before they're utterly obliterated by the chaos lord. That's enough rounds to completely obliterate the half of the planet that the citadel is on, taking out my main force and all my yaungolians special weaponry. Happy? I roar in anger and smash you in the nose with my sword. But you're immortal and invincible. DANG IT!
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The judge gives you an 8 out of 10 for......creativity. But mostly pie.
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Ummmmm wow. I'd just like to point out that this is just a small physical manifestation of chaos. Also, I just realized, most of these attacks are chaotic, shouldn't I gain power? Nah, that's too overpowered. I summon a large chaotic shield and dodge the beam. You're still firing it, aiming at me, the chaos shield shatters and the beam grows stronger. As for my minions, you're out of luck. THESE ARE THE YAUNGOLIANS!!! Sure, you can do that to some of them, but most will stand their ground and continue fighting. They don't care about the laws of physics, or most of them don't anyway, but you have to kill them in a straight up fight. Most of them. And the few hundred that you didn't, you just killed, which I guess is a good thing for you. Huh. Wonder why I was ranting so much. Well, yeah. Try and make sense of that.
Who knew such a simple attack could cause so much damage. He and I fight, but we just make each other stronger with each blast of chaos. However, this chaos lord is......different. More ruthless. Less calculating. He turns on you and smashes you into the citadel. Then he starts wreaking havoc on your armies until thorolfs beam hits him. He takes the hit for me, and I smack him.
I don't think you understand. This is a fighting type game where you just throw whatever attack you think will hurt the most. There are no ranks, or diplomacy, or laws of physics. Summon whatever you want, do whatever you want, That is this game. You can't convince people to add to Shai' Ta's entropy wave (he's not mine). You can only join and fight against me.
So what you're saying is, they're so stupid the shield has infinite energy to feed off of? If so, how are they shooting out of it. Anyway, I highly doubt it's invincible but you're allowed to be as OP as you want, so so am I. I make the snipers smart. Also, you told them to attack a citadel. Let me tell you what they are. They're huge, almost impenetrable, and you attack them with a SNIPER RIFLE? I'm going to assume you meant picking off my troops. Very well. 300 yaulgonians die before I reverse the stupidity of your snipers. Then I annihalate them.
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I think I will. Oh wait. I'm injured. DANG IT! Fortunately, you overlooked one small detail. You set the shield ray to fire at will. There's a chance it could hit me. I order my yaungolians to carry me towards it. The Z-TRON and some of your armies are already covered. You rush at me, just as a shield surrounds.......one of the yaulgonians. I bellow in frustratement and rush towards it, just as the Z-TRON locks on and fires a concentrated beam of pure order at me. In my weakened state, I cannot survive this. I duck, and it hits the yaulgonian with the shield. He dies instatainiously. My strength is starting to return, but you're coming after me. sweep your legs and start running towards the shield. But I have learned my lessons about shields, and I blast this one with pure chaos, not charging straight at it. My chaos is being absorbed by the Z-Tron. I must stop it. I blast the shield twice more and it shatters. I rush forwards and destroy the Z-TRON. My chaos energy flows back to me. You rush at me again, but an invisible force pushes you back into the citadel. The yaulgonians start to beat you to a pulp but you fight them off. Now I'm back, Now I'm ready to cause chaos. I meet you and your order armies, with a smile on my lips.
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The judge gives you a 7 out of 10.
These guys are however big you want them to be, so instead of rocket boosters, you could have say, implanted saturn rockets in his feet.
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Hello and welcome to an exciting new generation of forum game. The defeat the chaos lord like not like game. It also may or may not resemble officer I can explain or forum risk. Without further a do, lets get started. You work for how-to-die laboratories. Depressing right? Your job is to take minor gods and kill them in the most imaginative ways possible. Look, you have a weird job satisfaction idea. They can't die from boring cliche ways to die, it has to spectacular. Fortunately, HTDL has supplied you with anything and everything you need. Which is everything. Unlike most games like this, there is no clear villain, you just need to kill a few people. As they're immortal, they keep coming back, so kill and or torture your heart out. On that note, it's time for lunch. I'll check back in a few days
I'll go first to demonstrate.
The man appears. I kick him in the chest and drop a brick on him. I shatter reality and shove a parodox rift in his mouth. I leap back and fire a beam of pure order at the paradox rift. They can't exist at the same time, thus creating another paradox. And another. And another. Pretty soon, he's one big paradox, and I take a vacuum and suck him up. No muss no fuss no coconuts. Or something. The judge gives me a 8 out of 10. I bow.
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The Chaos Lord does not know about this shield and thus approaches. The shield discharges and hurls him back into the citadel and straight into one of the yaulgolian marvels, the target bomb....halfway through calibration Let me explain. The target bomb is large, rectangular, and about the deadliest thing in the universe. They're artifacts from the technological age of the yaungolians. 3 have been made, and the recipe has been lost. What they do is you can calibrate them to target and kill certain things, and not one milimeter more. 2 of them have already been used and this is the last one calibrating to the armies of light. The chaos lord fall on it and crumples. A mechanized voice says: "CHAOS LORD DETECTED. ADDING TO KILL CODE" The chaos lord looks at it in horror. Then, it detonates, having roughly the effect of the universe collapsing in on him. When it's over he looks at the armies of light. Unaffected by the bomb. His power was so great, that to accomadate him to the bombs kill code, it had to wipe everything else. The chaos lord lets out a rattling breath and gets to his feet shakily. He is severly weakened. He will heal but you should strike now, while the time is right! Please?
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Unfortunately, no one has responded to the above post and I think I know why. I was tired when I wrote the said response and as such did not fully recognize what engie had done. Sorry. Really powerful attack. Let me fix it.
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Sorry. They pulverize the wall, but slip on its fragments. You quickly read what's on the scroll, and your powers come rushing back. Like, your OP ones, not your spec ones, but you keep those, well technically, you have those toobecause you can...you know what, I'm just going to say that you get defeat the godmodder powers and leave it at that. You toss the scroll to your partners, and they all read it. You take down the yaungolians with some difficulty, and wait for something to happen. Just then, and hand bursts out of the ground and grabs you all.
Plagued Wolf-Once I reach the door I attempt to stop the bleeding from my leg.
You manage to stop the bleeding form your leg, but you're left weak. Just then, you read the scroll and you feel as strong as you did before the power drain. Because you are. Blah Blah kills the yaungolians, Blah Blah Hand. Right. Next?
CreeperShlap-not sure if i can do this because there has not been a update but i stand near granger but make some traps to make sure if something gets past the wall it well gets trapped
A yaungolian lunges for granger while she reads the scroll, but the ropes grab him, and suffocate him. Just then, you glance at the scroll and gain immense power. Blah Blah Blah hand.
INSTAKILL! Blah Blah Blah hand.
Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Summer break ended, so I had to get back to the school routine, and then I got the flu, and then the holidays, and then I got a stomach virus, I only got better today, but that's no excuse that it took me half a year to post back. Sorry. I hope it won't happen again, but if it does, it won't be for another half a year
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