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    posted a message on MINECRAFT WORLD RECORD! Dafefman, the Felix Baumgartner of Minecraft. Journey of 30,000,000 Blocks
    So Rule 34 b ) is finally being followed?
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I macerate an enemy with the mace of inhumane agony.I macerate an enemy with the mace of inhumane agony.

    And yes Bioshock_Rules, that sounds fun.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    I summon Yatzeeh from the Escapist to diss the Terrors, then summon Jim Sterling to tell them that they are worthless trolls and must buuurn in heeell.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I run for cover and cower in despair. I buy battle armor.
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    posted a message on Electricity - A New Fan Fiction! [Prologue]
    FIRST!

    I like this. I also see what you did there.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I summon Elder Kleinsterns. Basically, they are spaceships the size of stars. They are the new flagships of Emperor Void. Now, that his old one isn't used anymore (which is the size of Jupiter), he rams it into a Cordis Die.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    Hmpf.

    Well then, 6 days until arrival.


    An orbital hydrogen bomb hits a terror in their teeth. At orbital speeds of about 4000m/s.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    I show huffpuff the quantum cage that locks the ACN tank in place.

    "Dude, this thing is also electronic stuff."
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I point out that Srebro Icebringer is standing behind the Medic. He turns, and an orbital nuke (courtesy of Emperor Voids Orbital Invasion fleet) hits him in the back.

    Lesson of the day: Never turn your back to someone with a nuke. Even if you don't know that he exists. In that case, grow psychic abilities, noob!
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    Days until arrival: 7

    I fire an ICBM at the ACN tank. The warhead is an Anti-Space bomb. It is the same as a subspace bomb, but different because it can't be undone and instantly deletes things from existance forever. Before I fire it, though, I encase the Tank in inwards pointing quantum barriers. It can't move, guys. I have trapped it with a teleport proof shield! And you can still blast it to pieces!!!

    The quantum barrier blocks teleporting and movement of the ACN Tank
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I summon a spirit of annihilation that likes to wear toppers, white suits and drinks tea all the time. He decides to annihilate the weakest specialist with an oversized scythe.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    A crack in space opens, crimson glowing on the borders, royal blue on the inside, a wound in the fabric of reality. So very tiny at the first moment, but then it widens in a sudden burst. The clouds gather around the anomaly, grey and heavy alike, watching. The ACN Turret plating begins to freeze over, the temperature drops and drops and drops until even the water in the air begins turning solid, the sky is crying, and that is his right. For a slender silhouette appears in this gateway to unknown lands. A spiked warcrown, smithed after the model of a human skull, silent witness and proof. The body is covered in armor of ice and steel, grown together, the color a grey that the sould withers and emotions shrivel, until despair is everything that is left from the hollow shell that once was a sentient being. And a snowflake, it falls in solitude from the sky, beautiful and deceptive, for the cold kills. More will follow after it. These snowflakes are his royal court, his loyal subjects. They are the harbingers of Srebro The Icebringer.

    And so he speaks, in the tongue of the pale lands, in the speech of the stormwinds that serve him: Norder, Suder, Oster and Vester. And his words bring forth the death of the gods he slew, and the living their heart is now from ice and so he must serve him. He raises the blade Frostbite, a sword hewn from an icicle, enchanted with the blood of the immortals. And so he speaks that the ACN Turret shall be struck with firece power. The dead of the battle break through the ground, black hands and blue eyes, stiff in movement, they rip away with unholy strength the armor of the ACN Turret. The storm that was held only back by Srebros mere presence unleashes his might on the tank. Srebro reaches up in the sky, plucks from it the sun and flings it with a mighty throw directly into one of its barrels. And lastly, the seven seas rise above the shore, drawn there after The Icebringers will, and swallows the turret in a mealstrom of destruction and water.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    I fire a tungsten minigun at the godmodder. And with that I mean that I fire purple ten-ton giant psychic ninja pirate hippos with scales that wear revealing bikinis in yellow color and green sapphire necklaces with human skulls ,who write love stories and shout "Your mom wears pantuffels", have an IQ of 865339855, eat space zombies FROM SPACE for breakfast, who may or may not be related to Hank the great and glorious, eat cabbage for dinner, drink berry tea for five o' clock and hamburgers for noon, sing Hallelujah more dissonant than the godmodder has power, like to employ killer bunnies (The ones from Night of the Lepus) and watch The Jungle Book in Suaheli out of 42 overclocked tungsten miniguns that are immune to anything that may hinder them from firing. At the godmodders nose. His 33rd left nostril hair to be precise.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I summon Einsteins. They scream the complete theory of relativity into the ears of every enemy, distracting them.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I offer Lisharon to buy Stymphalian birds for his Field Hospital, though he will have to answer fast, or else the Stymphalian birds will die of obesity as they are feasting on the flesh and eyeballs of the Cordis Die Medic.

    The project that created these birds is fittingly named Archimedes.
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