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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    I hate Norton Antivirus. It never shuts up about how I have to subscribe to their puny newsletter and nonsense.

    I throw my Antivirus program at the goldiesaurus.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    I summon Orion Carrier Capital ships. They carry spoiled curry. The spoiled curry then uses a notebook to summon Nayarlhotep, who in turn, introduces the Goldiesaurus to a lovely near-death experience.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I summon death satellites that heal someone. Because death satellite.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    Rally up the memes and oil your keyboards, check your connection and your salty popcorn, for we will wage an internet war against the godmodder. And by Kelveron, we will win it, and we will cast this slimy creature into the abyss. Type, fellow fighters, type like you have never typed and invent the most ridiculously overpowered attacks possible ever in all time of the universe. We do not need charged attacks as our sole basis, they are lame lame lame! And now godmodder, taste firetruck! Out of a coilgun. That was accelerated by a railgun. Which is a fata morgana. Of dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    The Elder Kleinstern fires its fifteen moonsized turrets and its many many proton beams at the archangel.

    Intel:

    The sensors of the Elder Kleinstern pick up a faint radio signal. Concentrated data is being fired back.
    Posted in: Forum Roleplaying
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    posted a message on The Space Race [Revival]
    Infrastructure:

    Research and Technology Center

    Parts:

    1 Spectrophotometer

    1 Radiometer

    1 Tracking Transmitter


    Z's Space Lab announce a new project, with the intention of collecting data from orbit. Its name: TITNADPTDTFTWWTCTW. (This is totally not a decoy project to disguise the fact that we want to conquer the world.) Of course, the real translation is not announced.
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    posted a message on The Imp Chronicles (Prolouge)
    Young Jimmy, what really counts are the views. The comments are used for feedback.

    Also, do paragraphs. People tend to run away from wall of texts.
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    Well, that distraction could have been used to deal damage....

    Stop firetrucking charging things so much.

    Days until arrival: 19

    I summon the Grmpf.

    The Grmpf grmpf'd the godmodder. It was grmpf effective.
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    Diplomacy:

    "Noble goals do not justify crimes. I will help with whatever has to be done. About your question, in my youth, I used to believe. Not anymore now. I would prefer not talking about it."

    Military:

    The new anti-proton beam strips have been installed. Although puny in comparison to their Mothership, they will help increase the ships defense against small-ish ships a lot.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    I buy MP potions and give them everyone to restore their MP.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Invent a Name for the Above Avatar! - (Gamertag, Username, Nickname, etc.)
    Set_in_Purple

    (Find the pun)
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    posted a message on Porana; The Literature Forum [Interactive?]
    Prince Fang is apparently a jokster. Interesting.

    Also, the pig is just....


    Pigtastic.

    Maybe.

    Do you want an explanation on how railguns work?
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I enter Domination in the padlock.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator!
    I reveal that the jimmies were merely a decoy to give me time to prepare my real summoning: Bruce Willakers, wizard and dwarf, he comes with the ability to cast console commands. I order him to cast slowness, hunger, blindness and nausea on the Godmodder.

    I know that won't do much, but it will atleast distract godmodder.
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    posted a message on Star empires [futuristic RP] [space] NOT A SERVER
    ((I am assuming a tiny probe is something along one gram.))

    Srebro brings 5 grams of insanium locked in a high-security container.

    He also ask what Archangels are.
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