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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I teleport next to a random enemy sniper. "Yo, dümmy, ye have won a ticket for a sightseeing of Tonton Tech. Immoral Sciences. The tour includes a guide, snacks, drinks, souvenirs and illegal experiments that will be conducted on YE."
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    8/40

    Thanking brucaboy.
    Result: Successful
    Note: I should stop writing everything in experimental files.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    "Ye heeeere me, lads? Ye need te grab dem intel and seme crates, anderstüüd?"
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    7/40

    Acquiring nuclear grenades
    Result: Governments put me on foe number 1 lists.
    Note: I shouldn't just ask a random person where one can buy cheap nukes.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    An Ankylon class ship crashes down from the skies. Then suddenly, a flying chariot that is pulled by mecha-hippos emerges from the debris, and bagpipes play a gruesome melody. A figure stands on the chariot, a pirate saber in its right hand.

    Me:" Yarr, and welcome to ye düüme! Dümmys, do ye need assistance in bashing cordis die? I was just on my way to propose a joint venture of Tonton Tech. Immoral Sciences and Lisharon Inc. but I shall always help if loot is available fer grabbin'! Far great juistice and beyondest!


    I slice a random enemy and forcefeed him an untested mutagene. For testing purposes.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    6/40

    Finding new testing area.
    Result: Lisharon Inc. is happy to provide testing area, if we supply them with building materials for field hospitals.
    Note: Unspeakable horrors happen in these hospitals. I want popcorn.
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    posted a message on Who has the best signature from the 2 above users?
    Sanzu probably.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    5/40 (didn't see Thundercam charge an attack. Thank you by the way!)

    Testing nuclear grenade on an acre.
    Result: Nitroglyzerin spilled onto nuclear grenade. Testing area was completely annihilated.
    Note: I shouldn't test with nukes. At all.
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    3/40

    A longer barrel will be tested to see if this improves range.
    Result: Projectile got stuck in barrel and exploded. Testing area was again blown to bits.
    Note: I am running out of acres to blow up.
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    posted a message on List The Games That Disapointed You
    Quote from CreATiveHippo

    1. Mafia 2
    2. AoE III
    3. Turok


    AoE III? Now why is that? They did a good job at encouraging exploration in the early game, with the treasures and such. The leveling system gives you a great opportunity to fix a weakness in your playstyle or (if you play russian) just go and amass ridiculous amounts of troops in literally no time. I also like how they spent attention to details. For example, after a victory over a significiant amount if enemy units, your units scream yaaaay at tze top of their lungs. The graphics are also great.
    Posted in: General Gaming
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    posted a message on What was the first computer game you ever played?
    Moorhuhnjagd.
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    posted a message on Rift—Minecraft Forums's First Crossover Fanfiction [Progress: Prologue] [Latest: SURPRISE! LORD OF CHAOS!]
    Don't play with Dynamite tyron. Its bad.

    So, Rift starts soon, eh. Oh yikies. Oh yikies. I am not even sure how I will get to the situation that!


    Did I just forget what the name of my protagonist was?

    I need vacation, and I am on vacation. What?!
    Posted in: Literature
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    2/40

    Testing experimental propellant for the Tell XP Mk I (Tell Extra Precision Mark I).
    Result: Testing area blown into Oblivion and beyond.
    Note: WHAT IDIOT LOST THE NITROGLYZERIN?
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    posted a message on Destroy the Godmodder
    I begin building a very long range artillery unit: The Tell XP Mk I ( Tell Extra Precision Mark 1 ). Due to me being from Switzerland, I can hire swiss quality itself to have me help extend the range to outmatch those of the turrets that the godmodder uses on the walls of his castle. If tests are complete, I may begin building the Mark II, with extra range on it. I also make it so the artillery can be attached to other units.

    1/40

    Researching more aerodynamic projectiles.

    Help would be good.
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    posted a message on How do you like to play Civilization V?

    I choose russia, and form a alliance with china, kill republicans


    Just don't take your dispute to this section, kay?
    Posted in: General Gaming
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