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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I put a ton of bandages on my finger because of a papercut. The weight of the bandages then crushes every single bone in my hand, requireing me to run around screaming until I somehow end up at the Vent 3 Medical Hospital. 2 seconds later, I emerge with a cup of tea and a perfectly healed hand.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I shoot the elite gunner with the sniper rifle, except I miss and the bullet ricochets all around the room until finally hitting the back of the elite gunner's skull. I was aiming for his toes though....
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I chop off the supporter's arm with my face. How does this work? I have no idea.

    (maybe I am part viking as well)
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    Throughout most of the recent wave, I stood on the battlefield like an AFK player. Not moving with a blank expression on my face. Then, in the blink of an eye, my apparel changes to that of a Hawaiian shirt and shorts with a coconut in my hand.

    "What did I miss?" I ask as an enemy tries to lop off my limb. This angers me to such a degree that I turn into a green hulk of muscle, ruining my fun vacation clothes. I then attack the master gunner with an argument, backed up by facts.

    Then, I blow him up using a stack of dynamite connected by long wire to an old fashioned detonator. Its almost comical really.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I walk into the Vent 3 Field Hospital and receive excellent medical treatment while listening to the Eagles.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I run around screaming until I trip and fall into a large pool of tea, I then set up my comfy chair on the bottom and slowly drink the tea around me while reading the paper.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I announce to the world that I am planning on opening a new field hospital. Furthermore, FearTheKumquat shall be the first admitted patient. He starts feeling better right away, and I didn't have to actually build the place.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    If ever there was a time for something unexpected, it would probably be now. For like all unexpected events, they cannot be expected if they are to keep their status as unexpected events. At this point you might expect a sudden Spanish Inquisition, but no....that will not happen unless I say I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.

    Oops...

    At this moment, 3 red robed cardinals jump onto the battlefield from the other side of the 4th wall and announce "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Everyone, enemies and allies alike, turn to glare at me since they all know it is completely my fault. What no one realizes is the person they assume is me is really just a broom with a picture of my face attached to it.

    With the clever distraction in place, I secretly poke the assassin repeatedly while playing a bagpipe, badly.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I throw explosive fish at the door frame. There was something fishy about the frame's sudden disappearance.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I call in a napalm strike on the door frame. At this moment, an F4 flies overhead and drops a real napalm bomb on the door frame. On the other side of the 4th wall, the director of the scene is pulling his hair out because the explosion was supposed to be computer generated. Oops...
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    i brew some tea for Ka_doink and he and I spend a few minutes sitting in comfortable chairs discussing current events like well dressed gentlemen.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I beat the assault drone to a bloody pulp. No idea where the blood came from.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I carefully aim my sniper at the commanders head to ensure I do not miss. The fact that the barrel of the gun is located not 2 centimeters from his left eye certainly helps.

    Once I am sure that I will hit the enemy where I want to (all those calculations on the chalkboard behind me allowed me to be confident in my shot), I pull the trigger.
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    posted a message on Outpost Defenders 2: Numbers
    I assemble a cabinet at the enemies. The bizarreness of the attack takes them completely by surprise, while its whovian reference damages them through unquestionable awesomeness.
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    posted a message on Corrupt a Wish
    Quote from LilPotatoe
    I wish that I could remember how my mom looked like!

    Granted, but the memory replaces that of your father.

    I wish I could visit another planet.
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