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    posted a message on Show off your creative side!
    Well since i'm not 100% garbage anymore....

    Too lazy to finish.
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    posted a message on Changing my laugh?
    Easy, just force it until it becomes natural, works for accents, works for laughs. I changed my terrifying laugh to something much more subtle.
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    posted a message on What were your last spoken words?
    "HOLD THE LINE! LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME!"
    I get bored while editing videos.
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    posted a message on What should i ask to get sent from America?
    May seem wierd, but 3 things you probably can't get anywhere else.
    American Smarties: If you're desperate you can snort them (don't, my friend was crying in pain after doing so).
    Vienna Beef: The almighty Hot Dog from the great city of Chicago.
    Starbucks: Even thought it's not the best it still has an extremely unique flavor to it.
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    posted a message on Black Friday! What are your speculations?
    Black Friday? Hah, pathetic compared to Steam's Winter Sale. IF there was a Steam store, there would be full on firefights there.
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    posted a message on Ah Parents...
    Well, my dad did just get a hip replacement...
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    posted a message on Worst teacher you have?
    English, I miss a week due to pneumonia, and instead of getting the homework I get called a slacker and fail the class that quarter. (2 tests that week)
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    posted a message on Drinks
    Coffee, Earl Grey, and Water.
    I've recently given up on soda, and I don't really miss it as much as I thought I would.
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    posted a message on Do you believe in monsters?
    Anything living is considered a monster until proven a hoax or written down as a new species.
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    posted a message on First Girlfriend.
    First one lasted around a Month. Ended in tons of ­ **** being said about me and half the school hating me. Luckily I moved, and people found out what was true and what wasn't. Unfortunately I've got no intrest in anyone where I currently live. :(
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    posted a message on Help With an Assignment?
    Okay, so I normally don't do this, but I'm completely out of ideas. My assignment is to write a 3 paragraph essay on the meaning of the poem "Jump Mama" by Kurtis Lamkin, with the first one being only the thesis. I wasn't there the day before and I'm lost. (This is due tomorrow) Anyone?

    Poem:


    "jump mama"

    pretty summer day
    grammama sittin on her porch
    easy
    rockin her grandbaby in her wide lap
    ol men sittin in their lincoln
    tastin and talkin and talkin and tastin
    young boys on the corner
    milkin a yak yak wild hands baggy pants
    young girls halfway up the block
    jumpin that double dutch
    singin their song
    kenny kana paula
    be on time
    cause school begins
    at a quarter to nine
    jump one two three and aaaaaaah. . .

    round the corner comes
    this young woman
    draggin herself heavy home from work
    she sees the young boys
    sees the old men
    but when she sees the girls she just starts smilin
    she says let me get a little bit of that
    they say you can't jump
    you too old

    why they say that
    o, why they say that

    she says tanya you hold my work bag
    chaniqua come over here girl i want you to hold my handbag
    josie could you hold my grocery bag
    please
    kebè take my purse
    she starts bobbin her head, jackin her arms
    tryin to catch the rhythm of the ropes
    and when she jumps inside those turning loops
    the girls crowd her sing their song
    kenny kana paula
    be on time
    cause school begins
    at a quarter to nine
    jump one two three and
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    she jumps on one leg -- aaaaah
    she dances sassy saucy -- aaaaah
    jump for the girls mama
    jump for the stars mama
    jump for the young boys sayin
    jump mama! jump mama!
    jump for the old woman sayin -- aww, go head baby

    and what the young girls say
    what the young girls say
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


    if it doesn't help, google it for a reading by the author.
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    posted a message on Avatar above you is standing next to lava
    Do you believe in magic? *Silently backs away*
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    posted a message on What games are you looking forward to?
    Hitman: Absolution
    Maia
    Planetary Anihiation
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    posted a message on So for Halloween, I decided to dress up as a girl
    Looked convincing until I saw the small mustache XD.
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