Hmm, i like it.
As for the name, perhaps "Feather Foot", "Smooth Step", "Gentle Tread" or some similar name?
I punch a tree, craft a workbench, and fill the grid with dirt.
I also mine some coal, and combine it with sticks to make some soft daggers.
Then i forget where i like all the letters that went flying at my enchantment table, so i set my library on fire.
The fragmentation of my actions begins to take effect on an enemy.
I pour some lava on the water in the cave floor, relieved that i never touched that water.
I slap an enderman into the Nether.
I a pull a Blaze into the End.
I throw chickens everywhere.
I look around for a conveniently placed Golden Apple (Made in China), which i use to make señor Kartoffel really mad, so he explodes, and the resulting rain of potato pieces feeds three cherry trees, which then grow Cherries of DoomTM, which i then eat, cursing me with the Curse of Cursed Doom Death Defying Comedy, which is a curse that turns me into Doctor Doom whenever i am near a picture frame. I then build a picture frame, and the resulting comedy somehow heals Ka_Doink, Twinbuilder, fseftr, Tazz, and Bio. (If i can't heal that many at once, then just however many i can. :P)
'twould be fun, yes?
EDIT: Quote failed and put the contents as "undefined". Really, MCForums? "Skewer the Winged Beast, Commander, Limited Expenses, attack up."
I borrow Brewski's brewing kit to brew a broth to just the right specifications that when i drink it, i am whisked away to an alternate dimension filled with power-ups that heal one point of health each. I then run around for approximately 142 minutes putting as many as i can into a pouch i made seven months, nine days ago that is labeled "Pouch for storage of seemingly useless power-ups found in alternate dimensions". How specifically suited this pouch is for the purpose of picking up these power-ups suddenly hits me, making me wonder why i'd make such a specific pouch, so i look through my scattered notes. After 48 minutes, i finally come across the correct set of notes, which i then begin to look through for reasons i would craft such a pouch. After reading all of those notes, i find that all this has made me quite hungry, so i go back to where i entered the dimension and drink the rest of the broth, bringing me back to the inside of the robot. I then steal a random pie and eat all of it to replenish the energy i used in that ordeal. Then i remember that i had found the reason for the pouch, and pull a string on the inside of it, converting it into a chain gun, and i start firing the +1 HP powerups at Tazz.
I press a button on the floor, and 30 seconds later a pizza delivery guy hands me a pepperoni pizza, which i find confusing and odd, until i find that on the side of the pepperoni facing downwards there are words. I rearrange these words 1,402 times beforei get the correct combination, and i say the sentence out loud "Doritus, commus, magnesium sulfate dioxide!" causing a Dorito to come flying at me. I eat this dorito, and while it is in my throat, it collapses into a portal to the stomachs of the blue shamans and gunners, so i start drinking bleach and eating "original" flavor pencil lead.
(I'm casting poison on them)